Tilda won the Oscar for Looking Like a Lemur.

A lot of people comment on FilmDrunk. But it takes a special sort not to say something pointless or lame, and an even specialer sort to actually be funny.  And that’s why every week, I honor those special Drunkards.

Nominate your favorite comment for next week’s Comments of the Week here (post is hidden, so bookmark it). Need more info?  Here’s a handy primer from ‘The Mighty Fek’lhr’. Don’t care? Fair enough.

The good news is there were lots of funny comments last week. The bad news is, Stone Soup and Chodin were responsible for three quarters of them. The winner was Stone Soup’s comment from the Sex and the City thread, which was good enough for me to include in the post.  See the rest after the jump.

What can I say, if it’s good enough for me to steal, it’s good enough to win CotW.

2. From the Sexman thread, Chodin says, "I bet you that inside Sexman’s head, everything sounds like Peter Frampton’s talking guitar." [My head sounds like a They Might Be Giants album.  It's a sad existence. - Ed.]

3. From this thread, Chodin says, "I heard that the concept of 3-D was based on Gary Busey’s DMV vision test." [Sorry for giving him two in a row, but those were solid. - Ed.]

4. From the Indiana Jones Comic Book Cover thread, Burnsy says, "Oh wow, a sword. I thought that was Harrison Ford’s wedding photo and Shia was propping up Calista Flockhart."

5. From the Daily Roundup Thread, Craptastic says, "In the banner pic, she totally looks like she’s dropping a deuce in the invisible lavatory on the invisible jet."

6. Also from the Sex and the City Thread, Eibmoz says, "I enjoy how the uniform from Hot Dog on a Stick is now runway worthy fashion."

7. From The Love Guru, Stinky Peet says, "’Now he’s coming to America… to help the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.’ Someone explain to me again why the writers felt they were underpaid?" [Good point, I don't know why more people didn't pick up on that. -Ed.]

8. From the Sex and the City Thread, The Luchador says, "I don’t wanna say that Kim Cattrall is getting old, but you could titty fuck her stomach."  [I swear I've heard that used on a Comedy Central roast.]

9. Sex and the City Thread again, Chodin says, "If you look in the background, there’s a dude on the far right wearing sunglasses… I pray that his whole fucking family perishes in a theme park accident." [Funny cuz it's true...]

10. In this tread, reluctantflux says, "In Soviet Russia, faggot calls you a producer.   Wait, what?" [Normally I wouldn't pick something so esoteric, but it made me laugh. Just don't ask me to explain it.]

11. In the Muslims and Dutch are Beefin thread, Stone Soup says, "I can identify with this film maker.  On occasion, I like to jump into the tiger cage at the zoo and poke them with sticks.  Someone has to show the world the tiger’s hipocrisy."  [Well put.]

12. From this thread, Jacktion! says, "Having a penis is like having a little kid that goes around with you everywhere, and wants to touch everything. And the only way you can stop him is by jerking him off." [Reminds me of my childhood.  My parents were very supportive.]

… So until next week, Drunk On.  And remember commenters, sometimes less is more.  Seriously though.