Via IESB, this is a new featurette for Baby Mama, the upcoming movie from Amy Poehler and Tina Fey (opening April 25th). It looks fairly humorous, so I just hope they didn’t spoil every joke in the movie.
I don’t know if I’d call either of them "hot" in the traditional sense, but there’s something about Amy Poehler that I find adorable. Every time I see her do something funny onscreen, it’s like walking in on a litter of baby kittens baking me brownies. Even if they burn the sides a little bit, I’m still like, "Oh my gosh you guys, great job – let’s snuggle!"
UPDATE: As suggested by Nix, I added their recent Vanity Fair pics, courtesy of ASocialite’sLIfe, which has the rest. Hey, how did that get in there!
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So, Lance, is "Bunsy" your snuggle name for Burnsy?
She better be cute because she’s an insufferable cunt.
She’s so cute. I love her smile very much. A few days ago, I saw her at he millionaire dating club "million a i r e f r iends. com", she posted a nice profile there. Seems she is looking for a nice guy for serious relationships.
Cha-cha-cha-boochie.
Wow, mybeanon, really? Tell us more!
I hope at the end of this, the kid is born with fetal alcohol syndrome…that would be hilarious!
Mpooo…Bunsy is over there with Homsar.
I don’t care for Amy Poehler. Sometimes she can look okay…most of the time she’s the stuff of nightmares, with this stretched-out wicked witch face.
::’my girl likes to party all the time’ is blasting through the stereos and dub straddles in::
it’s me bitches!
mybeanon, i hope your site goes bankrupt.
If your child is born with hooves: does that make your life a comedy or a drama?
It’s a rom com with a goat, Chod.
Tina Fey has yet to make me laugh.
fucking dax shepherd I hate you!!
Mphhoo…!! And now there’s a MyBeanOn. I feel like I’m gonna explode here!
I don’t have time to watch this clip, that’s how many reps I’m doing on the bench press right now.
I wanna put a turkey over my dick head and get "mybeanon".
Kiddie hooves makes it a little tough buying shoes. Nikes don’t come in Size 5 cloven.
Tina Fey is funny and she has great hoo-hahs. But the movie looks like another 90-minute SNL skit. What the world needs, right?
tina fey definitely gets sexier with the glasses. glasses are rarely not sexy, but for tina it’s a little more necessary than accessory.
I’d run through Tina Fey like Olestra through an asshole.
I would bang the shit out of Tina Fey, and lick her scar when I’m done.
HOLLA!
Tina Fey? I’d poehler.
Tina Fey is to my 2000s as Lisa Loeb was to my 90s.
If your child is born with hooves: does that make your life a comedy or a drama?
It means you’re in Freddy Got Fingered.
I love Amy Poehler. Funny chicks do it for me.
Except for Rachel Dratch.
Is that the PC guy from the Mac commercials who says "I just don’t like your uterus?" If so, they should so use that in their next commercial. Now, not only is PC slower and harder to work with than Mac, but he also hates your reproductive organs.
come on Jack, you know you love Dratch all dressed up like Harry Potter. Then you can play bad student/ headmaster.
"headmaster" is what I call my blowup doll
"Head Master" is what I call your mother.
BOOSH!
Is that the PC guy from the Mac commercials…
Looks more like Dave Foley, star of Uwe Boll’s Postal.
Coincidence? I think not.
dammit, Dave Foley! from greatness to awful. sad
Chodin: “Hey Tina Fey, how’d you get that scar on your face- eating pussy?”
Tina Fey: “Now how would I get a scar on my face eating pussy?”
Chodin: “I don’t know, maybe that shit had some teeth in it or something…”
New up chicks and dicks.
Trash can through back windshield of car = always good for a (cheap) laugh…
And yes, that is John Hodgman(PC guy). And I believe the guy from 40-year-old Virgin is the bellhop.
Sorry UBFB. Being that I am a bit of a vehicle professional and a lot of a prick, it’s called a backglass, not back windshield.
Sorry, kinda feeling disgruntled today and I can’t get my
dealershrink on the horn.So…it’s not Dave Foley. But it’s still a sign of the Apocalypse that he stars in Postal, right?
Amy Pohler’s married to Will Arnett, which makes me like her more.
And, Rachel Dratch’s character work on 30 Rock is genius.
Them bitches are the funny… in a downloaded with Bittorrent sense.
Jonathan Hodgman?!
That one black dude from The 40 Year Old Virgin?!
That one dude from Idiocracy?!
Sign me up. Even though Amy Poehler has been going downhill since ‘Undeclared’ was cancelled.
I’m sorry, but I take issue with Vanity Fair for including Sandra Bernhardt as a funny lady. Funny tranny? Ok.
I’m sorry, but I take issue with Vanity Fair for including Sandra Bernhardt as a funny lady. Funny tranny? Ok.
Holy crap, she was in there? I thought she died years ago.
Hey, cat hats! my favorite!
Oh, excuse me, carton of irregular cat hats. Are you related to Robo, Lance?
In other news, its snowing where I live. In Texas. Zombie apocalypse soon to follow
Nice work on the avatar there boss man. So what are you thumbin’ now, ’bout 350-375?
Just my butthole, but I do it a lot!
Lance, DUB and I need your thumb to spot us at the guy-mmmm.
QAPLAH!
I prefer the twat shot of Tina, Maya and Kristin in the back of the limo. Even though it looks like they were too busy taking turns beating Maya’s face in with the ugly stick to jumpstart some sexy party of any kind.
Jonathan Hodgmans book on areas of his expertise was pretty good.
I think I’ll see this movie. Yes, yes I will.
I’m literally crying right now. My step-mom/boss is in her office and I’m trying not to get thrown out of the will. For the record, holding in a sneeze is way easier than holding in laughter. I think I sprained my trachea.
Crap, I’m not searching for it, but I saw a site link this morning that referred to this and was something like "Sandra Bernhard apparently still alive."
Me too nix. I’m sure a lot of women can be "Glamour Shots"ed into looking hot, but none of them seem to live around here.
Zog no fuck Rachel Dratch with Lance thumb.
does glamour shots even exist anymore? i’d say photoshop is the new glamourshots. hell, if you made a program called "glamourshops" and it was easy to use for dumb chicks and only had the features they needed to make themselves less fat and more symmetrical, it’d be a goddamn goldmine.
camera that only takes overhead, hair-in-face angles sold separately.
Lance was originally cast as Anton Chigurh in ‘No Country’, but when it came to flipping a coin on camera, Lance spent $189.50 of the budget because he was too powerful.
They had to let him go.
It must take wood carving equiptment for Lance to trim that nail.
Maya Rudolph has terrible skin. This doctor would be able to help her:
[johnbukkake.com]
(safe for work)
Lance’s thumb takes him to the movies.
Fuck, Lance could flip a fuckin’ VW Beetle with bastard.
Lance-Call it!
JHC-Tailpipe!
Yellow slugbug launches into the air, tumbling end over end and lands with a crash.
Lance-Nope Headlights. ::zip::
JHC-Fuck.
Wait, Wanda Sykes is in the Vanity Fair "funny women" issue?
I call shenanigans.
Lance has broken everyones Rock’em Sock’em Robots.
Lance uses his own thumbs as fist packs during brawls.
So is Chelsea Handler Jack!. I personally don’t find her that funny either. Kristin Wiig is funny in my opinion though. No arguement there.
Lance has broken every buzzer on the Jeopardy set.
As a kid, Lance had to get Lisa Rinna to suck his thumb.
Lance has NEVER sucked a dick bigger than his thumb.
^genius
That was meant for Pauly.
No offense Chod
Lance once thumbed a guy’s eyeball sockets until he died…from three blocks away.
JHC, I don’t think Chelsea Handler is funny, either. But Wanda Sykes is the antithesis of humor. She is where good feelings go to die.
^FUCK YOU.
That was meant for SuckMe.
No offense Jacktion.
Pauly: we both posted about Lance sucking his thumb, at the same time…can all Mexicans read mind?
^FUCK YOU.
That
wasis always meant for SuckMe.No offense
Jacktionto anyones else.FIXED!
*mind(s)*
True story. Once, some guy said something "funny" and Lance’s thumb was so big, the guy thought Lance was giving a thumbs up in approval. Because the guy had low self-esteem, he kept saying "funny" things for Lance’s perceived approval. I don’t remember how this story ends. Maybe it doesn’t.
Moral is: Lance’s thumb must get awfully tired.
I missed you jack.
chodin, there’s a Mencia joke in there somewhere, but even Mencia’s not worth the digging.
Chodin, being a Mexican, the only time I can read minds is when I’m around White people that I make uncomfortable.
Lance uses his own thumbs as fist packs during brawls.
I love that you’re ghetto enough to say that, and that I was ghetto enough to understand it. (is that "ghetto" or "redneck"? Either way, you know what I mean).
*Sir, scanners indicate those simian, inbred homosapiens are STILL just talking about Lance’s fucking thumb.*
Dor sho gha! Stay cloaked.
Dor sho gah indeed
Chodin, being a Mexican, the only time I can read minds is when I’m around White people that I make uncomfortable.
It’s not hard to read someone’s mind when you can smell that they’ve already shit their pants Pauly.
*incoming transmisison*
Let Him tell you all this, if He photographed His Mighty Penis and made it His avatar, people wouldn’t be talking about Lance’s thumb so much!
*end transmission*
As a kid, Lance had to get Lisa Rinna to suck his thumb, arm, shoulder, and upper torso.
Fixed
They’ll just be saying how it pales in comparision to the girth to that of Lance’s thumb, Fek.
NO! TRY HARDER!
Ummm……
Lance can wrap his thumb around your dick?
*Chodin returns to his desk*
Phew…still talking about Lance’s thumb, alright !
Lance can’t pinch.
*Chodin mistakenly sits at somebody else’s desk*
Why, somebody else, you’ve changed!
Lance’s thumb looks like my 6 foot bong: Large Marge
Rats… could not connect: Can’t connect to local MySQL server BECAUSE LANCE’S BIG ASS THUMB HAS JAMMED UP THE SERVER!
Shut the fuck up DONKEY!!!!! I’m obviously not that guy!!!!!!!!!!
Why are they calling the jew from Weekend at Burnies a girl?
And why is the jew dating Jimmy Kimmel and why do I care about someones thumb unless it’s up my ass?
OT: And why are they making Transformer’s 2 when they still have not adapted GOBOTS?
this may explain a lot [defamer.com]
Why are they calling the jew from Weekend at Burnies a girl?
Weren’t they all jews in Weekend at Bernies?
I guess if your hanging out with a guy named Bernie, chances are they are all the jew. I stand erected.
Sandrah Berhardt was supposed to be in Vanity Fair’s "chicks with dicks" article but do to typographical error on an internal memo she was placed in this piece o-crap, c’mon half the women on that list are not funny and just banged the right people at the right time.
I’m still trying to figure out if Vanity Fair is trendy or gay.
Hey guys, ‘member that crazy decked out golf cart Bernie had? That thing was sweet right.
Magazines for the "metro sexual" which are subversively homogay include, Esquire, Details, Vanity Fair, GQ and MensHealth.
Infact, if you read magazines your gay.
I’m still trying to figure out if Vanity Fair is trendy or gay
It’s Bobby Trendy gay.
I mean….
GRRRRRRR….PULLING OUT!
wow, Soylent, you seem to know quite a bit about faggotry.
"Soylent, you seem to know quite a bit about faggotry."
I read alot…
Like I read.. reading is for fags.
But I do read the back of the shampoo when I’m taking a shit.
…formaldehyde-face!
If you are reading the shampoo bottle while you are taking a shit, does that mean you shit in the shower?
Isn’t Vanity Fair a girls mag?
There was* an English comedian in the 80s called Kenny Everett who could have been considered a worthy adversary in a thumb wrestling match with Lance.
[www.videovista.net]
*he died of the AIDS, so i guess Lance wins this round.
No way Chino, I piss in the shower, but I shit in the sink.
*Chodin comes out on stage, takes off clothes and begins to twirl around the stripper pole.*
Hey…where’d everybody go?
*Chodin takes out his own wallet, pulls out a dollar, tucks it so that it’s hanging from his asshole. Begins to cry and dance.*
How much to check out the champagne room?
*cough-fag-cough*
*Charlie Bronze gets up and leaves*
Chod, how much on the floor?
And how much to fart on you?
*Charlie Bronze stops, turns around and moves back to his seat*
OBEY
*More tears…less dancing.*
*Chodin climbs off the stage and hops up onto Pauly’s table. Falls off and then crawls back to stage. Even more crying ensues.*
Best club ever!
*Pauly licks lips*
Now squeal like a pig, Boy!
Can I just spray a little PAM on my dick?
*Chodin begins to squeal.*
Squueeeaalll….*sob* *sob*…squeeeeaaalllll…..squea-*frantic crying*
*Pauly nods head in approval, rubs hands together in anticipation*
I’m getting my money’s worth.
*Charlie Bronze starts cackling manically and rocking back and forth and stabbing himself in the leg with a fork*
Wow, this is getting off the charts gay! Proceed.
*Pauly grabs Chodin by his ear*
Now I’ma show you what your Daddy didn’t.
*Chodin continues to cry. Starts to walk towards the curtain- Lance pokes his head out.*
Lance: “They don’t have a fuckin’ stripclub at DURSTEN!!!! NOW DANCE FAGGOT!!!”
*Lance signals towards the stage and then gives the biggest “thumbs down” in the universe. Chodin crys even harder.*
What a lovely tea party.
The only thing gayer than this is Vanity Fair.
*The waitress takes Charlie Bronze’s order* "I’d like a cup of hot fat and bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia" *The waitress calls Charlie Bronze a dick. Charlie Bronze believes he’s in there*
*Chodin grabs a top hat and a cane- begins to tap dance naked.*
Tha-tha-tha-tha-that’s all folks!!!!!
*Chodin dances his naked ass off the stage, back to the curtain. Chodin changes into his Luigi outfit and comes out to mingle with the crowd.*
* The janitor/jizz mopper wonders why Chodin is unaware that everyone left two hours ago. Symbollically, the lights are switched off. The jizz mopper stands in his bucket and mutters an expletive*
Chodin asks the jizz mopper, “why are you always standing in you bucket?”
Jizz mopper asks Chodin, “why you always saying ‘you bucket’ ?”
Chodin, if you don’t dream big, you’ll never be big.
The jizz mopper stood in his bucket by accident. It was a sight gag, you’d have seen it if the lights weren’t switched off. It probaby worked as a sound gag.
*Pauly walks back into club with Luigi outfit on*
Fucking Chodin!
*Pauly walks back out*
This shit is golden: “over there” they’ve got all these pussies talking about Kim Kardashian’s ass…here, we keep it real with a fucking gay-cyber-strip show!
WHERE MY HOMBRES AT!?!?!?
Michelle walks in to find Chodin, Pauly and Charlie standing shirtless in a circle eating bananas and crying. She backs out slowly.
*Patrick Swayze comes out from behind the curtain.*
Swayze: “You boys ready for ‘The Cancer Dancer’ !?!?”
Chodin/ Pauly/ Charlie: ” Yaaayyyy Swayze! ”
*Group raise their bananas in victory.*
Group breaks into giggles and whispers of "banana touch, special banana touch"
Soylent Green enters club and asks
"Is it still a free buffet with a lap dance or pay for the lap dance and get the buffet because I’m hungry but not that hungry?"
Stop it! Stop it! I can’t breathe and I just pissed myself again.
Soylent sits down to eat his 24 hour old chicken wings an heat lamp cooked tater tots. Chodin walks up to Soy and asks if he would like a dance. Soylent responds without ever making eye contact…"maybe later I don’t want to lose my appetite."
*Chodin sinks his chin to his chest. Defeated, he walks back over to Pauly and Charlie.*
Chodin/ Pauly/Charlie: ” Cancer Dancer! Cancer Dancer! RA-RA-RA!!! ”
Well, that’s about enough gayness for tonight…
Fags.
COWABUNGA!
*jumps into time machine and slams a razorblade into a very young Tina Fey’s face after asking her for directions*
*DJ announces*
Get you dollars ready fellas. We have here our top bill dancer. Coming to the main stage…
PAULY!
*”Meeting in the Ladies Room” starts to play, Pauly comes out with fishnets, clear heels and lace thong*
Hey guys! You wanna dance or are you just gonna stare all night?
*Pauly bends over and splits ass cheeks with the pole. Gust of wind comes and a low pitch whistle is heard*
You guys wanna see a dead body?
*Pauly pulls a tarp to reveal Lance’s thumb*
See. Told you he was dead.
Tina Fey = Cute Tits