This is the trailer for the French film Water Lilies, from Koch Lorber films (which I’m pretty sure is German for "cock lover").
One summer, three fifteen-year-old girls–Marie, Anne and Floriane–share secrets in the girl’s locker room. Desire erupts. They will never be able to forget their first time. [MovieWeb]
I got through about half of this before Chris Hansen showed up at my house. This time he just sighed and went straight for the mini fridge (that’s where I keep the handy snacks!).
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Directed by Roman Polanski?
*deep in space, a repetitive "fapping" sound is heard*
Erupt – kind of an upsetting word no? oui
No Lance, you got it all wrong, Chris Hansen will be waiting in the theater for everybody who buys tickets to this movie.
It’s like they made an entire movie about that one page of ‘The Diary of Anne Frank’
That is disgusting, I thought it was going to be about three 15 year old boys…
Erm.
GRRRR SWIMTEAM!!!
It’s like they made an entire movie about that one page of ‘
The Diary of Anne Frank’The Blog of Fek’lhrFIXED!!!
Well, unless a portly janitor walks in on them, it kinda blows my fantasy.
This is pretty much the only reason anyone becomes a PE teacher…
Work is breaking my fuckin’ spirit!!!!
If this is the norm in France, my next post will be from the land of berets and non-filtered fags.
By the way, Happy Birthday Stoney.
One summer, three fifteen-year-old girls–Marie, Anne and Flo… damn, I need a cigarette.
Wait a minute. I call shenanigans. These chicks aren’t French. They shave their
upper lipslegs and pits. Nice try Mr. FBI Agent posing as Lance.Yeah it’s nice but the fact is that Porn is much better than T&A. Also people give me the stink eye when I start jerking off in the movie theatre…
And the grocery story… and the playpark… and the…
i only got as far as One summer, three fifteen-year-old girls
Underage Girls Showering is now a tag?
It’s not so much as a tag as it’s what will be written on my tombstone.
I guess there’s going to be more posts about showering underage girls.
Where is Fat Penguin planning on taking FilmDrunk. Scary new
erectionsdirections.I’m going for Pepperoni and Mushrooms on my Tombstone.
so i guess we can come back to being racist now since lance is posting pedophile friendly films
Glad I’m not the only one that thinks all french chicks are born lesbians. Or did i miss the point of the trailer? It’s hard to understand moral of the story with
the soundmy pants offLuch: Somewhere in an enforcement agency an alarm is going off…
“We got one!!!”
“-share secrets in the girl’s locker room. Desire erupts. They will never be able to forget their first time.”
Woah, since when did my old scoutmaster start reviewing movies?
It looks good, but instead of Water Lilies I would call it Boners.
Kudos to whoever actually put this trailer together for not having the girls talk. Subtitles, I feel, would have really taken my attention away from the
numerous shots of young firm bodiesemotion the actors were conveying.In all fairness, synchronized swimming is a powerful aphrodisiac. They added it to the Olympics for the sole purpose of "sexying things up"
Also, the end of the Inquisition Song on History of the World Part I was how I got my wife to fall in love with me.
damn, the vid is blocked here at work ima gonna have to watch it at home, tonite, with candles and some wine
Oh, okay wait- I think I’ve got it…
When a French guy films underage girls in a locker room it’s art.
When I film underage girls in a locker room it’s a trip in the paddy wagon.
…I’m beginning to think that maybe my ability to turn into a towel IS a great superpower.
But the French guy doesn’t have an erection, a Miley Cyrus album, and 84 wadded up Kleenex surrounding him.
I never would have done any of the chicks in my locker room. It never seemed all that sexy to me. I think my gym teacher may disagree, though
No, worse, the French guy is listening to Jerry Lewis.
Jerry Lewis? Well no wonder the girls are so eager to lose their clothes.
Anagram for Water Lilies- Will Eat Sire
Yes you will baby, yes you will.
I hope when those three guys from the previous post go to see this that they keep their masks on
I’m beginning to think that maybe my ability to turn into a towel IS a great superpower.
Much better than being able to turn into a tube sock. Of course, I do save a lot of money on hair products…
I’m starting to see why the ladies rave about those multiple orgasm things.
my 15 year old PE classmates were either cholas or cholos so there was no monkey business
because there were no black kidsin the locker roomsThe Mighty Fek’lhr would have done the 15 year old in the girls lockerroom in high school.
WITH BLOOD!
Glad I’m not the only one that thinks all french chicks are born lesbians.
It is a French word – Les Bians, which when translated means The Donut Eaters.
Clam Lappers Volumes 1 thru 90?!
Oui.
There Will Be Hymens
or what’s the plural of hymen? There Will Be Hymie?
HEYOOOOOOOOOO!!
for european girls its either bear your tits in artsy films or in Pierre Woodman private casting videos
By the way, Happy Birthday Stoney.
Thank you, Jesus. Just for today, I acknoledge that you may be the son of God.
Don’t let it go to your head, though.
You know, this movie is why the French can smell like cigarettes dipped in sweat and surrender to anyone who has something vaguely gun-shaped and we still love them.
New post retards
15 year old girls? Secrets in a locker room? Lesbionics? Desire isn’t the only thing that’s erupting. No. Seriously, there’s something going on outside my office right now. Probably just a fire though. No biggy. Also, I would
probably notmastrubate to this film. Just saying."I’ve got a meeting a ladies room, I’ll be back real soon"
Chris Hanssen jerks off to Pedophiles.
Anyone else notice some giant noses in this trailer? God I didn’t realize this was going to be such a shnozz fest…