IESB is reporting that the role of Silverfox in the upcoming Wolverine movie (initially rumored to be played by Maggie Q) has gone to Lynn Collins. They also report that William Stryker (played by Brian Cox in X-2) will be Danny Huston.
They go on to mention an appearance by The Blob, whom a FilmDrunk tipster claims will be played by Kevin Durand. The tipster says the Blob’s part will be small – on par with The Juggernaut in Brett Ratner’s rape of X-3, and that the script includes some other minor mutants such as Beak.
Still no word on whether we’ll see Glass Man (he’s abnormally fragile!), Mr. Sensitive (be careful what you say!), or Chuck, the guy who can shapeshift into a hoagie sandwich (but not back again!). Typical Hollywood move, focusing only on the glamorous aspects of mutantry.
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I have a mutant superpower. My fingernails grow slightly faster than normal people!
OK… not a great superpower… OK not really a ‘super’ power… Oh, fuck you!
Man if every a movie has to work hard not to be shitty it’s this one.
And talking of superpowers bryce, if Batman can be classed a superhero with no fucking powers then you can be a superhero with you nail growing thing.
I love batman* but the guys is not "super".
*in a totally hetro way
guy*
Ms PMS She laughs, she cries. try not to say the wrong thing!
This is true Affleck. But he is a millionaire, and doesnt money make you super?
affleck: Thanks man. And it is true, Batman’s only really power is that he is a psycho…
But, my mom told me thats a valid superpower/mutant ability Bryce. Is this not so?
So Lynn Collins is just a greasy version of Jessica Biel?
But maybe Batman’s relationship with a series of ill-fated young boys imbued him with superpowers?
THIS IS WHAT THE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB ACTUALLY BELIEVES
This movie is doomed, it’s a spin off of a franchise that got murdered, it’s hugh Jackman fronting a film and they’re stuffing in a load of z-list mutants that no ones has heard of. Who’s directing this POS?
Durand is quite a guy!!! He was said to have a personal account on a Luxury online service M e e t R i c h. c o m for successful and celebs singles with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him.
Hugh is just trying to get the stink of musical theatre and rom coms off him and revive his career. He will always be The Boy From Oz to me girls
My mutant power is the ability to BTK spammers from slackjawedmouthbreathers.com with complete impunity from consciense. I believe the technical terminology is sociopathic. You’re on notice hotery.
JHC, Lynn collins is the heterosexual Jessica Biel
A greasy Jessica Biel? Call me when you find an oily Scarlett Johannson.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could make a career out of being a greasy celebrity lookalike. No….is it just me.
I saw an oily Scarlett Johannson in a recent issue of GQ. I think that’s what it’s called. It’s either oily or cum stained, I forget.
While we’re, or at least I’m at it, Kevin Durand looks like Alan Cummings (Nightcrawler from X-2) and Danny Huston looks like someone transplanted the head of a midget, err, dwarf onto a regular person’s body.
I missed that issue, Erswi. I only got the Salty Rachel Bilson issue.
I think I just realized that this is a global conspiracy set into motion by Ebay and Blogspot. Think about it:
These movies target the nerve clusters of comic book enthusiasts – the people that will see the movies regardless of how.
All these die hard fans will be eager to discuss how poorly the film makers adhered to the "true nature" of the original comics. As they don’t have any other social outlet, this dialog will happen on countless unread blogs.
A revived interest in memorabilia will surface, just in time for Ebay’s new rate structure.
IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!
Stoney-The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders if He should expect a Garbage Pail Kids 2 movie, then?
BONG!!!!!!!
Justin Timberlake woud play Peter Pussyfart.
Wow! Today at WWTDD:
The Mighty Fek’lhr sees LiLo’s titties!
The Mighty Fek’lhr also gets a PM with a link to a picture of LiLo’s face super-imposed upon the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man! (True story!)
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????????
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LiLo Puft
If they were doing this as a tribute to Marilyn why the fuck could they not get Scarlett to do the nude spread? Is it because she does not need the attention that this freckled whore does? I think so.
ScarJo is too busy figuring out a way to do a steamy lesbian scene and not show her tits.
So I finished Cosmic Banditos last night. All in all not a bad read. I’ve got In Search of Captain Zero to start on next. Anybody else reading Weisbecker on Lance’s sterling recommendation?
Reading, huh? What is that, like words and stuff?
It’s just like reading Filmdrunk all day except that it makes moderately more sense and is written from only 2 or 3 points of view. Other than that, just like it.
That’s weird, for The Mighty Fek’lhr, Lance suggested "Penthouse Forums" or "Frog and Toad". He read Penthouse Forums.
New up, tahQeq-Dirtpiping-HaDiBahs!
We have angered the computer gods!
Oh, good, I thought it was just me who was seeing this
True story: Wolverine supposebly killed some Nazis once.
True story: My stepmom says "supposebly".
Did I just fall through a temporal rift whereupon I have revisited an earlier point in time at the curren time or have I been watching ST:TNG too much lately?
have I been watching ST:TNG too much lately?
NO SUCH THING!
WOW. Legendary Durst.
Well, I love ST:TNG.
Isn’t ST:TNG the lead singer/bassist to the Police?
BONG!!!!!!!!
I can’t make 1 Start Trek joke without getting the ba’Sin?
I’m just happy to see how the Lohan is celebrating President’s Day. It’s like the Clintons are already back in the White House.
why yes, Pauly, he is. Come on Fek, that was pretty good. At least he didnt call Picard a pussy
Don’t hate the ba’Sin player, hate the game.
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! the pics have been taken down by brend0n I missed it!! i missed the tits
empty jenkem balloon :(
&
flacid penis of shame :(
did i durst it?
no, everyone is awfully slow today. must be busy at work. hhahahahaah
YES
Did you check your PMs Bex?
yes, thanks Eib
I come back from my grueling 1/2 hour of work and find out that Eib is actually Deanna Troi in disguise?
This just in: I came in my pants.
Wait, does somebody have the pics downloaded? I am dying for a PM here.
The Mighty Fek’lhr guesses that Lanky Mangina doesn’t mind Klingon dick in his ear too much. The Mighty One will not even handi-wipe it before itgoes in this time, Lanky. No special favors!
But plenty of special flavors! (Forshak!)
Fore
skinshadowing:1153 Fek’lhr says
The Mighty Fek’lhr doubts Lanky Mangina will post CotW in a timely fashion next Monday.
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND GETS KIDNAPPED!
erswi check your PM
That Knight Rider movie was something else.
Something stinky and awful Burnsy
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Here, Lanky, The Mighty Fek’lhr makes an offering of Kimbo knocking Tank Abbot the F out!
BK is supposed to watch it (Knight Rider) and post an awesome review.
*waiting*
I thought the subtle political statement was powerful. A gunman opening fire on a university campus NBC? Poignant and relevant.
Thank’s for the Kimbo fight Fek, I missed it between keg stands of Rolling Rock on shots of 151.
The Mighty Kimbo welcomes you!
Fek: I met Kimbo in Vegas last August when he was there for the UFC and I was there for the all you can eat stripper buffet…
Anyway, it was cool to meet him but he’s not very tall. I’m bigger than him. But I didn’t point this out to him.
Was the car at all intelligible and articulate in the Knight Rider movie or did it just sound like a fat man slurping down a plate of fried chicken covered in mashed taters and gravy?
KITT asked Mike if he was a queer. KITT was interested.
Nice "Hambuger Meat" you got on your shoulders there, Fek.
The Mighty Kimbo’s favourite KITT line from the movie last night was:
"There’s a peck…with an acorn pointed at me!"
favourite?
We French now?
The Mighty Kimbo refuses to explain His dialect to you, human scum.
Please , Oh Great and Terrible Lance, new post please? The Guy in the middle is mocking me.
My favorite line from the movie was when the camera showed the car driving from all the different angles.
Who was that Oriental guy? Since when are groups of thugs all "Multi-Cultural Non-Sexist Groups"???
The Mighty Fek’lhr’s dad only let Him attend His high school’s "Multi-Cultural Non-Sexist Group" MLK Day parade.
The Mighty One’s dad made him carry signs that said things like "God Hates Fags", "White is Right", and "Eat at Joe’s".
Your Dad’s better than my Dad.
/doesn’t know Dad
C’mon, Lance! How many times can you jack off to those Lohan pictures?
Jack, it probably takes him a couple of hours just to work up the nerve to masturbate in the first place. And afterwards he has to shower vigorously like 20 times.
I haven’t looked at them on purpose as I’d just be sitting here at my desk doing the Han Solo…
Fek: you got an alternate site for that video clip? I was denied access by my IT overlords :-(
Since when are groups of thugs all "Multi-Cultural Non-Sexist Groups"???
Since these bad motherfuckers hit town
[youtube.com]
bryce, if you google Kimbo Tank fight you should get like 20 hits for videos.
I dont think those kids even want to save the rec center!
Thanks Fek… FOR NOTHING!!!!!!
I guess I’ll just get on with some work and watch it when I get home…
*flounces off in a huffy strop*
*flounces off in a huffy strop*
That may be the gayest thing I ever heard
And keep in mind, I just watched a movie about the Most Beautiful Transexual pagent
So, i’ve actually got a free evening to devote to some Filmdrunk shenanigans. I’m in the mood and *reaches for his Homer jury service glasses with the painted on eyeballs* you have my undivided attention. So start coming up with the goods. Whilst i’m waiting for Lance to get his groove on i’m gonna go get me a new avatar.
Whilst
Is that pronounced:
while-st
or will-st
?
Whilst is my favourite word.
Maybe He will post His pee story here from…somewhere else:
I thought it was supposed to burn when I pee?
Speaking of peeing, my brother and I once had a conversation about the "shower squirt" (you know, letting a little squirt of piss out in the shower, happens all the time, right? Right guys?)
So anyway, he is telling me his wife got mad at him because he peed in the shower. I was all like, "Why did you even tell her?"
He’s replies, "I didn’t tell her, she was in the shower with me when I did it."
BOOSH!
damnyou lance, between you and the missing lohan pics I’ve had to work for 4 hours straight today, to hell with you, you hear me? to hell with you!!
Hey it’s da Pope! Da dead one.
I’d pronounce it while-st, so should everone else, or else.
A Golden Shower while-st in the shower? What are the chances?
Sooo . . . what’d I miss?
Oh, nothing. Carry on then.
We we’re talking about soap in the pee hole…..
Yeah . . . ummm . . . sorry bout that but I may have started the soap in the pee hole conversation back on the last thread. I take full responsibility for its durstitudiness.
To durst or not to durst . . . that is the queer-y.
And thus the overwhelming response is . . . to durst.
^He accomplishes the former.
I watched a Kestrel eviscerate a mouse with a group of 9 yr old this last weekend, nature is cool :)
Well this sucks. I might as well go do some exercise, or take a nap. The smart money’s on the nap. How come we don’t get the Lohan naked pics? She’s an actress isn’t she? Kind of.
They are everywhere, like her cootch.
I actually saw a movie that featured Fred Durst as a stupid cop. Not much of a stretch,really. A very bad movie, I may add.
I actually saw a movie that featured Fred Durst as a stupid cop. Not much of a stretch,really. A very bad movie, I may add.
Knight Rider?
BONG!!!!!!
The Blob? seriously? why?
I’m guessing Fek killed and ate Lance?
The waffle has spoken.
*checks watch*
I guess Lance has found out it takes longer than you think to dismember and bury a dead hooker…
That’s why I get my hookers pre-dismembered from, Fek. Plus, I get the "half-off" discount.
I’m guessing Fek killed and ate Lance?
Seriously, why do I always get blamed for shit like this? OK, I have him (alive!) bound and gagged in my cellar, and I told him he can’t go until we have CotW!
Then he just looks up at me with these pleading eyes like he desperately needs to tell me something, then I Kimbo his ass!
So, in short, until we have CotW, I am not letting Lance free.
That’s why I get my hookers pre-dismembered from, Fek.
That is what I would call really sloppy seconds!
BONG! BONG!! BONG!!!
Lets see, Hollywood producers would rather spend thousands of dollars on make up and special effects instead of just casting Ralphie May as The Blob? Typical.
Lets see, Hollywood producers would rather spend thousands of dollars on make up and special effects instead of just casting Kirstie Alley
Ralphie Mayas The Blob?FIXED! QAPLAH!
I suspect Fat Penguin had a team building exercise that required all the posters to attend at the roller rink
I thought Kirstie Alley and Ralphie May were the same person. Then they break off into two people like "Station" on Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey. No?
Fat Penguin had a team building exercise that required all the posters to attend at the
roller rinkNAMBLA LoungeFIXED! BONG!!!!!
Then they break off into two people like "Station" on
Bill and Ted’sBogus JourneyWill and Ed’s Excellent Boner Christmas. No?FIXED!
This fucking Durand Durand guy is going to fucking die!
How come Durand’s right hand looks bigger than his left?
New up, Yingtaghs!
BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve secretly always wanted to do that.
Dude, wtf?
BTW, you aren’t making this any easier on yourself, Lanky Mangina. Either we get CotW, or you stay chained to the wall in a cold, dark, damp basement.
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS KIDNAPPED!
WITH BLOOD!
Don’t really care for CotW. I never win.
/sour grapes
But then again, I rarely keep my comments on the subject of the post.
Don’t really care for CotW. I never win.
If you channeled "Dooter’s Dad" a little more, you would never lose.
For there to be Dooter’s Dad, there needs to be Dooter.
Dooter lives on in our hearts.
Translation: Don’t make me hurt you.
LAAAAAANNNCE! I swear to fucking Christ Almight that if we don’t get our CotW, I’m going to steal your first born and sell it on the Thai Sex Market. ARE WE CLEAR!!?!?!?
Ha ha! You did something just because I told you to!
BONG!!!!!!!
Well I just don’t wanna get Kimbo’d, plus I have nothing else to do.
I kinda missed Dooter’s Dad.
LAAAAAANCE! If you don’t post CotW I am going to pull you naked out of the shower and drag you through campus to let all the girls see your shriveled up microdick/mangina!
Oooh – Fek – my turn. Tell me to do something now…
NBC is showing the Knight Rider movie again on Saturday. Val Kilmer has already spent his paycheck to have a second stomach installed.
Stoney-Have Glen respond in a "critical yet constructive" way to Dooter’s Dad’s flippant remarks.
DOR SHO GAH!!!! You just did something because I told you to! BWAHAHAHAHAH
the waffle has spoken.
BOOSH!
…
There is an ancient Klingon proverb that says, "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
The Mighty Fek’lhr prefers this interpretation: "The best revenge is a Cleveland Steamer, which is actually better nice and warm."
Knight Rider 2-More guys stand around and shoot guns, car talks!
What the fuck is the deal with not giving Kilmer any love on the credits? I had told my wife that I had insider info that Val was the voice and that if I was right, she agreed to let me
BTKAss2Mouthhave missionary position sex with her. Since he wasn’t listed in the credits, even knowing damned well that it was his voice, she renegged. Dor Sho Ga indeed.The Mighty Kimbo is preparing a cheesy beef enchilada Steamer right now!
J-if that is true, I will go kill your wife for you. Seriously. PM me if you want to arrange details.
If you watch it again, look closely at the what comes from the exhaust as the car speeds by. Pure bacon grease. There’s your proof.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a glass of Cunt Punch with a tiny umbrella in it.
BONG!!!!!!!
she renegged
What a renegger she is.
The next time I get to pull out, she’s gonna be fightin’ pink-eye for a couple of weeks. Even if I have to cup the nut butter in my hand and throw it at her….
Tell her retina you want to give it just the tip, to see if it feels good.
That’s not very PC.
Call her a recolored.
There’s a commercial on T.V. for this thing called a "Ped Egg". It turns out it’s only some deal that old women use to scrape the callouses off their hooves. I thought maybe it was a sex device for pedophile bird rapists.
It is.
LAAAAAAAANCE! If I don’t get CotW up soon, I swear to the Maker himself that I will sew your asshole shut and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you…….
You jsut had to mention me didnt you?
Now your all gonna get some special dooter sause!
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!
JHC – I don’t know if this will help you, but I for one would like you to get laid:
[www.variety.com]
BTW, that picture of him is further evidence as to why he’s interested in doing voice-only work.
Keep it up Fekkie, Your gonna be taking a won way trip to the hospital on the dooter scooter.
Dooter, by the time Kimbo is done with your sorry ass, you will be bleeding from both nostrils, at least one eye socket, your mouth, and your anus.
I’l shove my dooter booter so fra up his ass that hell be picking laces out of his teeth for weaks!
I’ll knock that cracka ass into Kimbo Limbo!
DOOOOOOOOTER!! I swear to fucking GOD, if you use Nana’s dead corpse again to bust a nut, I will cut your sister’s labia off and replace your eyelids with them. Do NOT fuck with the fit! DO YOU UNDERSTAND, PUSSY EYES!?!?!!?
Over there Brandon appologizes for lack of updates and explains it is cold in NYC.
Conclusion:
Lance Mangina’s GF = Brendon!
QED motherfucker!
I know a thing or too about shoot fighting. They don’t call me the dooter shooter for nothing!
Thanks Al. I’m pretty sure that train has left the station though. I told her she was a dick tease and she told me I was the worst of the 57 men she’s ever slept with. I think I won that round.
If Brend0n is Lanky’s GF, then just who the fuck is in my trunk?
It’s fucking 53 degrees 20 miles from NYC – it’s not cold.
Brenda(n) actually said it was cold this weekend in NYC.
It’s lovely today, except for the occasional torrential downpour.
Yeah, it’s a real shame when it gets cold IN THE WINTER.
DOOOOOOTER!! You better stop using my gym socks for cum rags, you little turd dick! The last time I played racquetball, you left a full load between my toes! Happens again, I will shit in your puppy’s mouth and make him LICK YOUR FACE!!!
Yeah, it’s a real shame when it gets cold IN THE
WINTERFAR FUCKING FROZEN NORTH! fuckin yankeesand fixed.
It’s only sunny 70 in my neck of the woods. I think I’ll work on my tan
Hmm…bryce, just how does that prove that Brend0n is Lanky Mangina’s GF?
Because Fek, I can smell Shittany on Mangina’s breathe.
You g
uays think your SOOO funn, dont you?OK, so there seriously needs to be a fucking law prohibiting Courtney Love from approaching, let alone type on a computer keyboard.
Why couldn’t Kirk do a murder/suicide? So fucking selfish.
Did I say "Kirk"? I meant "fuck you"
Is this thing on?
*taps anal egg*
LOL
your retarded
I wonder if Lance likes it that I have gotten so many on the "Mangina" wagon?
I was on the "Mangina" wagon until I died of dysentery.
Mangina why hast thou forsaken us? Please come back!! come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
pauly as soon as i can im gonna nominate that dysentery comment
It’s just another mangina Monday
I wish it was Sunday
‘Cause that’s my funday
My I don’t have to runday
It’s just another mangina Monday
Bex, how is that PMS doing? Have you checked it lately?
Thanx, my fellow beaner.
it’s all under control fek thanks for asking, still wish i could feel more fresh and secure so i could enjoy bike riding
Try a unicycle, Bex.
When I found out I had the herp, I couldn’t stop kayaking. I know, wierd.
Ok, this is FilmDrunk,right?
Not weird Crap. Just nasty. Get you some Valtrex or something.
I used a disk grinder to trim em off. Thrilling!
Oh and yes Eib. Judging by the subject matter being discussed, yes this is Filmdrunk.
When I found out I had HIV, I couldn’t dive into the pool without hitting my head on the diving board.
With a tampon, you can ride a horse, but what if the horse is wearing a tampon?
You know, a horsey tampon.
i was throw off by the dooterness
in soviet russia tampo rides horse
+10 points to Jacktion! for the Louganis ref. That’s up for consideration as soon as Lance gets up off his lazy ass.
And, JWINADH, it would be an Equinepon.
Wow, Kevin Durand is a white boy? Sweet! Looks like we’re taking back the NBA fellas!
Oh, and BTK guys. I finally got to see Lazytown. They’re playing it on Noggin now and I caught a coupla episodes over the weekend. I was pissed too b/c I sat through two fuckin episodes and didn’t see fuckin Pixel not one GODDAMNED TIME! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO PUT THE BROTHA ON THE FUCKIN SCREEN FOR A MINUTE?
cracka ass crackas
When I found out I was pregnant, I couldn’t stop going through wire coat hangers.
I think Lance Mangravy took the rest of the day off. Being that it’s president’s day and all.
When I found out I had gonnorhea and a particularly painful bout of syphillis I could not rape enough women. Now that it’s all cleared up I still cannot rape enough women.
"With a tampon, you can ride a horse, but what if the horse is wearing a tampon?"
You say, "Thanks for the lift Mrs. Alley, I loved you on Cheers!"
Everyone always makes a big deal about how traumatic back alley abortions are, but they never stop to think about the coathanger’s feelings.
When i found out I had syphillis, I kicked Erswi in the groin. Jerk.
Yeah umm, sorry bout that Eib. You should probably kick Fek too since I got it from him. Do not ask.
I used to think that gonnorrhea was when your diarrhea went away.
Jack! That adorable puppy avatar makes it very difficult to take you seriously. Do us all a favor and change it to a dead puppy. That’ll work.
How do you make a dead baby cassarole?
[www.cnn.com];
Or a puppy fucking a Ped Egg.
My mom STILL tries to jab at me with a coat hanger.
Hey, just cuz you don’t fucking know what "bareback" means, erswi, doesn’t give you the right to be all calling out the Klingon!
Then what do you do with all the skin shavings, Duke?
Haven’t we jabbed coathanger abortions to death with a rusty coathanger here?
Silly faggot! Dicks are for
kidschicks!What haven’t we coathanger’d to death here?
oh that fucking bitch that cooked her baby may she find an eternity of btk in hell
Bex, if I imagine Speedy Gonzalez saying that, it is like the coolest fucking thing ever.
About the microwave baby trial.
Could face the death penalty?
Trial?
fuck that, gimme the gun I’ll put that bitch down today and sleep sound after doing so
Is this better, erswi?
It’s no dead puppy, but it’s someone who could make one.
you’re 100% right fek
You guys hate all you want, but that lady was only exercising her power of choice. I call her "womynicus", and she’s my arch nemesis.
That lady should get baked.
Literally.
“there was no reason to believe that with her clothes off she would smell of boiled eggs and dead babies.”
Now if you’d like to go back to STD’s, I’ll tell you all about how I had herpes licked.
That’s how my ex-girlfriend got oral herpes.
I saw that page and right next to her picture was a little black kid with a surprised look on his face and it was an ad for life insurance.
I laughed.
Are you in good hands?
Chef Boy-r-baby?
so apparently [tinyurl.com] this is Stephanie from lazytowns older sister, looks pretty nice, theres also rumors on imdb that stephanie is a lesbian, not that theres anything wrong with that, it’s just that i like to know
what im masturbating towho i’m watching on tv.She’s a lesbian, fek? Awesome! I like to know that whoever I’m masturbating to, they would rather that I didn’t.
Gotta go. My Mom’s having Stove Top stuffing for dinner.
Gotta go. My Mom’s having Stove Carrot Top stuffing for dinner.
Fixed.
Dammit! Infernal strikethrough has been struckout!!
STOVE! STOVE was supposed to be struckout.
Alright, I’m leaving goddammit.
DING! Baby’s done.
Hey guys, there’s a bikini pic of Stephanie in this gallery. No joke.
[dontlinkthis.net]
Thanks Jack!, I’m sure im really going to enjoy this… IN HELL!!
Nom, did you just call Bex, Fek?????
Erswi @18:43 Only if I didnt get to them first. We could pull a double BTK. I have a white van.
apparently, fek, yes I did. It’s like I don’t even know you guys anymore. :|
Just as long as you dont call out Fek or Bex during sex, youre still ok. Or your retarded. Not sure really
It’s unfortunate that real world mutants only consist of a bearded lady, a dude with a third testicle, the elefant man, and Micheal Jackson.
Gooey, you forgot FilmDrunkards.
Ok, was this one of our British brethren? [news.bbc.co.uk]
If I’ve learned anything from X-men it’s these things: You should always fear and hate people who are different than you. And also Bryan Singer gives really good head.
Well of course he didn’t kill her, I had…
…
NEVERMIND!
…and also what happens when toads get struck by lightning.
Gooey, although I know that is Downey Jr, I keep hearing you speak in the voice of Santino from Project Runway. i am sorry that I even know that.
That’s weird because my actual voice is kind of a mix between Gilbert Gottfried and Clay Aiken if that’s helpful at all.
That’s weird because my actual voice is kind of a mix between Gilbert Gottfried and Clay Aiken if that’s helpful at all.
No. not really, but if its any comfort, i love the gays, so it doesnt bother me at all. Although I am sure you are a raging hetero. Ok, mostly sure.
And, welcome to page 6. Lance, you are not dead, are you? And if you were, would you answer this from the nether world?
Speaking of comic book movies, my friend totally heathledgered on ambien this morning. Good news: I get his apartment which has a killer view.
Sweet deal Gooey! Will they wave the deposit if you do the clean up yourself?
FEEL THE PAIN!!!!!!!!
[www.gotoquiz.com];
Yeah, so it appears by the quiz that I am in fact Fek’lhr. WTF?
DOR SHO GHA!
I left all of them blank and it thought I was Fek. What does that say about Fek?
By the way Fek, your avatar looks like what would happen if you combined the semen of Mr. T, Santa Claus, and the black guy from Boston Public.
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Here now, too!
(BTW, I had SOME of the Dennis Rader answers SLIGHTLY tilted Fek’s way. However, you shouldn’t get Fek unless you answer with a Klingon answer…I think….)
Well I answered blood wine, gagh enema and romulans so there you go.
You fucking idiot!
Yeah Fek’s game sucks. However I did some snooping around that blog and found this gem.
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I’m Birthday Dog! I have little or nothing in common with The Mighty Fek’lhr.
My only problem with this quiz is that I am obviously the most recognizable character on filmdrunk, and I’m not one of the options.
Whatchoo want me to say man? I told you I been watching TNG a hella lot lately.
Jeez, you made one of the questions! (Granted, I gave Freddie Mercury as an option of more manly than you),
Im Dennis Rader. Sweet
Alright Drunkards and Drunkettes. Goodnight you princes of Maine. Goodnight you kings of New England.
The bulk of you should get Birthday Dog or Dennis Rader. You have to be kinda specific for the rest. It looks like I had Fek and Rader gravitate a little too close to each other, but what the hell?
BTW-the rankings were supposed to go
Birthday dog-for the cool people
Rader-for the psychos
Glen for the squares (my wife got Glen)
Lance for teh gheys
Fek’lhr for me (Hey, I made the fucking thing!)
Freddy Mercury is the epitome of masculinity, sir. It saddens me that you think otherwise.
Wait, you think Im a psycho? That is the nicest thing you ever said to me Fek.
But alas, i am not cool. mmmmm…BTK cool like a sociopath.
Fek, when I took the second quiz It said I was Lily Tomlin. How is that even possible?
Gooey-Make your own fucking quiz, then.
I wanna make a quiz that tells me which girl from 2 girls 1 cup I am.
I answered Brokeback Mountain and Bareback Soldiers and it said I was Glen. Seriously? I think either of those answers make it obvious I’m RoboPanda. Or Matt Ufford.
I’m Birthday Dog. I’m going to go lick my balls now.
Gooey, you are Girl 1 to me
Eib, her name is Scattacita Sanchez. The other one is Dung Chung.
I was Dennis Rader but I knew that already.
Pauly, we are kin!
I just tried the quiz again and it said I’m GooeyLouie. WTF? I think there might be a glitch or something.
*Sips cup a blood*
Psycho? On the contrary.
People who BTK together, stay together, Eibz.
If drinking blood makes you a psycho than I am the looniest of the loons. My favorite type of blood? A 1984 Rock Hudson on the rocks.
I’m not picky, Lou. I drink boxed blood.
Tonight I went the cheap route and picked up a bottle of ’99 Magic Johnson.
Postively delish, Louie.
I have an Arther Ashe I’m saving for special occasion.
I like how this director is casting against type by having a dude with a sixpack play the Blob and not going with an obvious choice like John Goodman or Fats Kilmer. Last time they cast against type didn’t work out so well. Not alot of people remember the Penny Marshall Wonder Woman flick.
I’m pouring out a little ’95 Eazy-E for my homies.
You better be pouring it into a crunk cup.
Robo, you shoulda known by now…
Eazy duz it.
I enjoy a tall glass of Pam Anderson in the morning. Hep C helps boost my immune system.
Um…I just found out my girlfriend is black. What should I do?
hide all your jewelry
I hope you don’t mean my "Family Jewelry". Dude gotta git his dick wet sometime!
no, i meant the good jewelry BOOSH!
Well, at least now I know why she was offended when I put a burning cross in our front yard at christmas to proclaim my flaming love for Jesus.
I shall nominate that Gooey asap.
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