VERN NEEDS A JOB
02.12.08Can someone please give Jerry O’Connell a job so he stops making these?
Dude, leave the internet videos to someone qualified, like the Fun Town Auto guys.
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Can someone please give Jerry O’Connell a job so he stops making these?
Dude, leave the internet videos to someone qualified, like the Fun Town Auto guys.
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You’d think all his time would be used up staring at his wife naked and punching her kitty 8 to 14 times per day. But apparently not… FAG!
Where is everyone? Wake up you lazy
bastardsDrunkards.Sorry, Jerry, we’re fresh out of cake.
Fucking funny.
I’ll google his wife and see if you’re right, Bryce.
Holy shit!!
You’re completely right.
I swear Carpoolers is funny. Or maybe it’s just slightly below decent, but then I remember watching TomCats and thinking, "Holy shit, someone pays Jake Busey to be in movies" and then Carpoolers is like Daniel Day Lewis jerking off in Meryl Streep’s coffee. I don’t know what that means but I think it would be pretty funny, yet quite endearing.
Very funny. I have seen this photo on millionairefriends.com. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.
Very funny. I have seen this photo on "millionairefriends dot com It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.
very funny
Bryce 7:43 No shit, huh. If he’s gonna recruit his wife to make videos with him, she should not be allowed to speak or wear clothes, and the only dialog should be "So who ordered the pizza with extra sausage?"
He’s the Jesus of fat kids everywhere.
not as funny as the tom cruise one, but the best part was totally when his own wife laughed at the prospect of him acting.
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I thought it was amusing… would have been better if Rebecca Romajinedjfesl was topless. Get out your fuckin’ checkbook.
did corey ‘party boy’ make news in the U.S??? Or is this an extremley obsecure reference that no one outside Australia is going to get
did corey ‘party boy’ make news in the U.S??? Or is this an extremley obsecure reference that no one outside Australia is going to get
Oh we got the reference. I loved that story. Sadly, Jerry O’Connell has made the Meet the Spartans mistake of making a parody less funny than the original.
Speak for yourself. I just now watched it. I didn’t get any of it. But it was produced by rebecca romaine. Which, in and of itself, is funny. I’ve produced lots of crap videos like this one. Respect.
By "loved the story", I meant the original news story. Not this piece of crap. Thought that was clear.
See, that’s the thing, I don’t know what news story you are talking about. I award you no points, and may bob have mercy on your sole.
Dor sho gha! Welcome again to The Mighty Fek’lhr’s Drunken House of
WhoresHorrors! Today, The Mighty One is going to review Jerry McSuckshit’s Academy Award movie:BONG!!!!!! Don’t waste your fucking time! This movie sucks so much fucking ass that Storm Shadow would have it fucking killed before he even enetered the fucking room because he is just that bad ass! Fucking Storm Shadow could have killed Snake Eyes like 90 bazillion times, but its bad fucking karma to kill guys with fucked up faces, so he is totally merciful to that loser douche. Remember that time Snake Eyes "let" Storm Shadow beat him in a duel? Well, Storm Shadow actually did so bad on puspose to make Snake Eyes think he had to let Storm Shadow win! PWNED!
That’s why I don’t kill Paris Hilton every day, I don’t want the karma of killing her dumb worthless ass on my soul! But I’d fuck that little brother of hers in
the assjail!!!This movie review has been sponsored by alcoholism.