The March issue of Vanity Fair has a nifty photo spread this month with Hollywood stars posing for shots from classic Hitchcock movies. Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above, there’s also:
Charlize Theron in Dial M For Murder
Scarlett Johansson and Javier Bardem in Rear Window
Naomi Watts in Marnie
Keira Knightley and Jennifer Jason Leigh in Rebecca
Emile Hirsch and James McAvoy in Strangers on a Train
Renée Zellweger in Vertigo
Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr. in To Catch a Thief
Tang Wei, Josh Brolin, Casey Affleck, Eva Marie Saint, Ben Foster, Omar Metwally and Julie Christie in Lifeboat
Jodie Foster in The Birds
Marion Cotillard in Psycho
I don’t feel like cropping and re-sizing all of them, so you can check them out here. And anyway, I prefer my idea – splicing animal heads onto stills from Con Air. There’s Concerned Kitten, Randall the Homophobic Turtle, and everyone’s favorite, Birthday Dog.
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You should have photoshopped nick cage’s forehead in as the bunny in the box.
Seth Rogen and Judd Appatow climaxed with Freaks and Geeks. Everything else, eh.
The bottom left picture of the Psycho spread: Is her asshole prolapsed or did someone actually break their foot off in her ass?
I do this for my Myspace page. I have me on It Came on Me 3, Huge Rod Small Hole, Shaving Ryans Privates, Asstastic 13!, and many others.
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Props to the photographer for getting that Seth Rogan pic. He probably ran for about twelve feet then collapsed in the dirt in a puddle of his own piss.
(nevermind that it’s about eleven feet further than I can run without losing bowel control)
JHC,
Einhorn is Finkle!
Pic 2: Concerned Kitten and Serious Kitten should have a discussion about HGH.
I’m guessing Lance’s parents never got him that puppy that he wanted.
I’m guessing Lance’s parents never got him that puppy that he wanted.
Holy Shit, that was deep, jack. I think you would make a good psychologist.
Looks like someone flung a pampers at Jodie Foster.
Gus Van Sant is currently shooting a remake of these photos.
Why is Renee Zellwegger smiling in her picture.
Wait, that is a Renee Zellwegger smile, right?
Looks like someone flung a pampers at Jodie Foster.
Either that, or one of the assistants on the shoot had his dick out.
Damnit, JHC. I was just about to make a Jodie Foter lesbian joke. For that, you get a nomination.
Rear Window? More like Rear Entry! BOOSH!
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
You’d think the DEA could afford a better plane…
@JHC
That Psycho picture definitely made me look twice. I think its an ass tulip.
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
The plane is being piloted by Satan. He’s come to collect on their contract.
Scarlett Johansson and Javier Bardem in Rear Window
This from that new Woody Allen film? I think I see I think Penelope Cruz’ feet sticking out from under ScarJo’s dress.
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
Inside that plane is a clock with the minute hand on 14 past the hour…
I want to see serious cat in my favorite hip hop videos.
who’s been sick with the flu????
*chodin points both thumbs at himself proudly*
THIS GUUUUUYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
Inside the plane – a real job and mortgage bills.
That’s it! Get on the fucking train! We are going to go make some cotton candy!
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
Inside the plane: A Salad.
Quit kissing on Cocktress Skeeza, Chod
Inside the plane: Hani Hanjour
Based on the photo, I think Seth Rogen should run in all of his movies. Look at the way his girth just sorta sashays around the midriff, like a puppy wagging its tail. Wobble-wobble.
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Photoshop 7? Please, ballers like me rock CS3. That’s better, right?
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
Inside the plane: Spiders controlled by midget clowns.
(who says I don’t pay attention?)
Incidentally, can you imagine if Hitchcock spread? The things that would be growing on his taint. Especially nowadays.
Photoshop 7? Please, ballers like me rock CS3. That’s better, right?
You are correct Sir!!
Hitchcock films ala Filmdrunkese:
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
Inside the plane: A gentile!
looks like rogans smuggling kwato under that dress shirt.
Besides Seth Rogen doing North by Northwest above
Inside the plane: Scarlett Johannsen.
That’s how I know you’re gay.