TRAILER FOR THE ADAM CAROLLA MOVIE
02.29.08UPDATE: Not sure what’s up with the video, but if it’s not working you can also watch it over on Apple.
CinemaBlend has this trailer for Adam Carolla’s indie flick, The Hammer, opening March 21st in his radio markets and in NYC.
Anyone who’s heard his radio show knows the joy of “Deaf Frat Guy,” “Ass Kiss Rodeo,” “Complain About Anything,” and my favorite, “Ace’s Ranchero Music Accordion Challenge.” Still, I’m a little torn because, as funny as he is, he’s probably the only person in the world who’s a worse actor than Norm MacDonald. The Hammer appears to be your basic over-the-hill loser makes good story, but if it’s got enough Carollaisms (and Ozzie the Nicaraguan) in it, it might worthwhile.
He’s just a likable guy. He has an indefinable endearing quality I like to call Carolla-isma. …May God have mercy on my soul.
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BONG!!!!!!!!!!
Yes.
yup
Carollaism is defined as the inability of a gook, chink, slope, slant, charlie, jap, or yellah to own a vehicle other than a Toyota.
Put him in skates and I might see this movie.
Ok. So I watched the Mike Myers trailer. Holy lord in heaven, JHC, how could you let anyone make pieces of shit like this? SMITE THEM DOWN!
Then I watched the Iron Man trailer! Thank the dark lord, Satan himself. This movie is going to make my toes orgasm!
Aaaaand, then I watched The Hammer trailer. Is this a comedy? And I’m pretty sure Adam Corrola is acting as Norm MacDonald doing an Adam Corrola impression. Seriously, Jesus, Satan is kicking your ass.
Boondock Saints rocked. The nut-huggers who think it sucked can kiss my waxed ass.
What can I say? You give people free will and they make shit like Free Willy. On the other hand, they make gems like Free My Willy as well. It’s give and take flux.
What was the line in Hitchhiker’s Guide? The poet’s own small intestine leaped through his mouth and strangled him to prevent him from reading a second verse?
That’s what I wish for when I see anything featuring Adam Carolla, the untalented half of the barely talented Man Show duo.
Plus, is everyone sleepwalking through this film? The girlfriend looks like she is trying to imagine oh, say a leperous version of the bug-eyed tall dude from Dorf on Golf rather than Adam.
Honest to JHC, Boondock Saints was only alright. I don’t know why everyone gets such a boner at the mention of that movie.
Having gone to Catholic school I like movies that make Catholics look crazy.
It was the worst fucking movie ever that’s why. Pretty sure a 5 year old drunk off Jameson’s wrote it.
Plus, did this unfunny, unoriginal douchebag actually grab up his own immigrant sidekick in a lame attempt to copy the Guillermo character from Kimmel’s show?
Hey, he slammed on the brakes and spilled his coffee! AAH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
AHH HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
* clutches side and wipes tears from eyes *
Oh God, priceless!!!
Time to go to school. Have a good day everyone.
I’m staying out of the Boondock Saints discussion, due to my lack of viewing it. I would like to go on record as saying Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill was the shit before I could afford to step up to Zima.
GRRRR………SHOWING UP UNIVITED TO KEGGERS!!!!!
univited=two vites combined
psshh, everyone knows that. fuck
Nicks_Stylist, it’s funny because it’s relatable. The same reason it’s so funny whenever someone mentions fucking Bryce’s dead nazi grandmother.
Wouldn’t two vites conbined be bivited?
conbined =conning someone that results in them betting BTK’d.
Holy fuck. That’s it for me. No more typing till my second cup of coffee.
What’s the line on the spellcheck for this site getting BTK’d?
Plus, did this unfunny, unoriginal douchebag actually grab up his own immigrant sidekick in a lame attempt to copy the Guillermo character from Kimmel’s show?
Carolla’s been famous longer than Kimmel. If anything, Kimmel probably stole it from him. In any case, those two are like hetero life partners so there’s bound to be some bit overlap.
No really, I very much enjoyed watching this trailer and appreciate Adam spending the time to make it.
Now, just pease don’t tell me they’re thinking of making this into a full-length movie. Why would you mess with a classic like this?
Sometimes less is more. Like a discussion of Boondock Saints.
(Piece of crap.)
Also, Carolla’s actually known that Ozzie guy since he was doing construction like 15 years ago.
Lance, don’t denegrate yourself by defneding Adam or this piece of worthless crap. I’m sure Adam is a likeable guy and all but I really think someone close to him should have done the decent thing and killed him in the head before he did this.
I’m just saying.
Sometimes less is more.
With penis size too, right? Right? Fuck.
*belt of whiskey*
defneding = when you drive an icepick into your friend Ned’s ears just for fun
I’m not saying this movie will be any good (ranting is his strength, not acting), but Carolla is a great man.
I think Carolla is off putting to most men because it appears that he’s bogarting most of our chest hair.
Great as in copying every bit from Kimmel and Howard Stern. Plus, he brought that used tampon Danny Bonadouchebag onto his radio show.
Adam is to acting and romantic leading men as Britney is to parenting and philosophy.
It does look like a fun movie. When will they realize previews are better w/o the a-hole voice over.
I got nothing on this one. Think I’m gonna sit it out until the next post appears.
Little know fact, before Jimmy Kimmell did the whole "I’m Fucking Ben Affleck" he actually shot another skit called "I’m Fucking Adam Corolla" It wasn’t really a comedy sketch so much as it was just twenty minutes of Corolla taking Kimmell’s cock up the old stove pipe, shot with one of those night vision camera things.
New post, Yingtaghs!
Mpppooo–pooooo…I really want to see this. After Mike Myers’ camera winks, "tee-hee isn’t this funny", Carolla grumble-mumbling through a movie was completely refreshing. And I can’t be the only one who watched that house-building show he had, right? Ozzie was always cooking elaborate BBQ.
I am a big Adam Corolla fan. his dry sense of humor kept me listening to "Loveline" until he left the program. I also have every episode of The Man Show and hold them close to my
heartcrotch… girls on trampolines FTW! I will watch or listen to anything his name is attached to.Is this the sequal to Dirty Work?