In what I can only hope is a lesson for young girls everywhere, it appears Freckletits’ posing naked stunt has totally paid off.
Lohan will join Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a film that follows two rival renaissance fair troupes on the competitive circuit. …The film is set to shoot in April, with the cast also featuring Cary Elwes, Matthew Lillard, David Arquette, Ann Margaret, Orlando Jones and Molly Bryant [Zoinks! Weirdest cast ever! -Ed.]. [Source]
I wonder of Lindsay Lohan’s planning to gain a bunch of weight for this. Because, as everyone knows, Ren Faires are where fat goth chicks go to pick up dudes by confusing them with 10 inches of corset-enhanced cleavage. I mean… uh, so I’ve heard. Me? I’d rather stay home eating pussy and drinking beer than go to one of those, knowwhatahmsayin? High five? Guys still do that, right?