From Super Size Me diirector Morgan Spurlock (Organ Spurcock!) comes this new comedy about the search for the world’s most famous terrorist. Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden opens April 18th.
If Morgan Spurlock has learned anything from over 30 years of movie-watching, it’s that if the world needs saving, it’s best done by one lone man willing to face danger head on to take it down, action hero style. So, with no military experience, knowledge or expertise, he sets off to do what the CIA, FBI and countless bounty hunters have failed to do [Ed note - did they send the Dog??]: find the world’s most wanted man. Why take on such a seemingly impossible mission? Simple-he wants to make the world safe for his soon to be born child. But before he finds Osama bin Laden, he first needs to learn where he came from, what makes him tick, and most importantly, what exactly created bin Laden to begin with. [Apple]
Pssh, finding Bin Laden – that’s ain’t gonna win the war on terrorism. Everyone knows what we really need is an aging boxer, or a plucky hip hop dance crew.
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This train has left the station. YAWN.
It’s quite funny.
Plucky hip hop dance crew captain reporting for duty. Have the terrorist threatened the rec center in any way?
what it do?
DON’T.
GIVE.
A.
FLYING.
FUCK.
Actually, if at the end of the movie, they show him getting his head lopped off, ala Daniel Pearl, and the towel heads start shooting their AK’s in the air, I’ll go see it twice. What a fag.
Hey dubs.
Morgan Spurlock is Michael Moore on a Subway diet.
I thought Michael Moore was Morgan Spurlock on a diet of unborn babies and puppy entrails.
Dub, s’up my nukka?
what exactly created bin Laden to begin with
Yeah. Pretty sure that was us. Sorry about that, us.
Carmen sandiego was a <b>known terrorist</b>, but she looked too much like catherine zeta-jones for anyone to do anything about it.
Is it too much to ask that ole Morgan dies a horible death at the end of this?
Fuck you, Big Macs taste good.
DUB DUB: i done got a face-lift, hombre.
Morgan Spurlock = ANTI-McDonald’s
Michael Moore = PRO-McDonald’s
MS = now into 15th minute of fame
MM = has now stolen 5,256,000 extra minutes of fame from other people
MS = Not Fat and Disgusting
MM = …you get the idea.
I never understood the part where Spurlock puts the food into those jars and shows how they decompose and start to mold…I mean, THAT’S WHAT FOOD FUCKING DOES!!!
…and you know what else decomposes and then starts to mold? Heather’s FATgina.
How long did it take you to film this latest piece of shit Morgan…or should i say JACKTION!?
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch.
As Heather’s boyfriend, I must ask you to cease and
dissist decyst desist d-syststop speaking about her vaginal parts.Don’t forget sardonic antihero with an inchy trigger finger.
Michael Moore’s cockumentary: Where in the World is My Dick? Seriously, I felt around for it and nothing…
whats up hombres?!!!
chode: nice lift bro, is that one of those feather lifts because i was thinkiin of coppin one.
I’m looking forward to his first post-fatherhood episode of "30 Days," "How to Survive on Breast Milk."
We could find Osama if someone would just
KIDNAP HIS GIRLFRIEND(s)
KIDNAP HIS
GIRLFRIEND(s)love goatKIDNAP HIS
GIRLFRIEND(s)love goatFiFiDamnit, now I have that Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego in my head. You know,
she goes from Nashville to Norway blah blah to Zimbabwe…somewhere else and then BACK!
Heather: I sleep like a satisfied Hilter.
Luch: This is between me and her toothy crotch.
Dub: In May I’m going to burn down JET with my dance moves.
Chod, stop burning up my heart, Lover Boy.
HIT IT ROCKAPELLA !!!!!!
I sleep the unsatisfied sleep of a man who drinks a gallon of water before going to bed.
Do you have a water bed, Jack?
HIT IT ROCKAPELLA !!!!!!
I’m sorry chondin, the correct response was "DO it, Rockapella!"
BTW, Heater, pay no mind to Chod. He’s a fucking idiot. (True for the rest of us as well.)
English Muffin-1
Chod-0
Not usually, Pauly.
But some days I do.
Can you get sea sick on a water bed?
(answering for Jacktion because Pauly set this straight line on a tee)
Not at the beginning of the night, Pauly…
I’m like the John Stockton of jokes here.
chode: I.CANT.FUCKN.WAIT.
isn’t kite runner a bio-pic of young osama?
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!
(this thread)
Yea…..
“BTW, Heater, pay no mind to Chod.”
Yeah, you just sit there and keep my fucking feet warm, bitch…
third the bong
too much hostility today
So, how bout them (local sports team nickname)?
Yeah, you just sit there and keep my fucking feet warm, bitch…
Did you ever write songs for Hal and Oats?
“BTW, Heater, pay no mind to Chod.”
HEATER! HEATER! I’M TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING HEATER!!!!
*Chodin cranks his heater “off” *
Fine, fine…I’ll put the heater away.
All I have to say is:
: (
However, on the up-side, I just got my first Filmdrunk message ever. And wow, I can’t describe the feeling.
For his next feature maybe he could help O.J. Simpson find Nicole’s real killer. He can call it "Where in Las Vegas is O.J. Simpson’s Heisman?"
Who are Hal and Oats?
I get all kinds of messages, Heather.
[I'm lying. I juts wanted to say jizz]
Or where in prison did O.J. lose his manhyman
I meant "Honey Bunches of Oats" Jacktiop! Sorry.
I think Hal and Oats is the new flavor of granola bar from Nature’s Valley. The oats is self-explanitory. Hal is the new batch mixer on second shift. You can use your imagination as to how his flavor is included.
im actually eating hal and oats……
….out.
"Hal and Oats" was the supercomputer in Stanley Kubrick’s unfilmed Civil War era prequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey. Its central processor ran up to four horsepower.
Oh thank God, new post… I can stop being unfunny on this one.
A&E was actually going to send Dog after Osama bin Laden next season, but then one of his sons started dating a Syrian chick and leaked a voicemail where he was all like, "Are you trying to ruin me? You know we use the word sand-n***a here."