02.29.08 FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL: SEXMAN HATES MENCIA

Mpphppppppphhh…

you forgot one "Mexican". there were 5.

racist. 

Take it easy. Sexman’s dog died. Probably run over by some filthy Mexicans taking our valuable pizza delivery jobs. Am I right guys? Guys?

Sexman is surprisingly perceptive considering he has no self awareness,

How can you not like Sexman? He’s like the retard brother I drowned and then hid in a shallow grave… um… I mean, never had. Yes, the brother I never had.

Is Sexman a mutant?

If he is, he got his name slightly wrong. 

Did Sexman refer to Mencia’s show as comedy?

I’m always hypnotized by Sexman’s tooth configuration. It’s like if he was to open his mouth wide enough, you would see his that his teeth would resemble Stonehenge in both size and arrangement.

GRRRR…Invisalign

BE NICE TO SEXMAN, YOU WORTHLESS COCKSUCKERS!

RIP Snoozer aka Pimp C

Sexman has Zog teeth

This kid is awesome. It can’t be an act but if it is he is a fucking genius.

Oh also…..fuck mexicans. Whats with these people? How fucking bad is Mexico? I see these people all crammed into tiny houses with no God damn heat and 12 kids and they fucking love it. What am I missing? In Mexico do you have to live with a hundred people in a walk in closet? When they get here and they share a 1000 sq ft ranch style with only 25 people are they like "fuck yeah, now I can streach out!".

But my hedges have never looked so good, so whatever.

*Wilford Brimley rips off mask to reveal*

…*gasp*  LOU DOBBS!  I knew it! 

Am I the only one that would buy a Sexman t-shirt?

Sexman would be able to eat krill like a motherfucker if he were so inclined.

I’d buy one too Jack.  Hell, I’d even wear it when I had sex.  Wait.  Is his picture on the shirt or does it just say Sexman?

Sexman has Zog teeth

Zog WISH Zog have teeth like Sexman.  Zog insurance no cover dental.   

His teeth can’t stand each other.

I don’t know, JHC. Maybe it says Sexman on the front and has his picture on the back?

Or eye.

Does Zog have Geico insurance?

*Wilford Brimley rips off mask to reveal*

…*gasp*  LOU DOBBS!  I knew it!

super steamy oatmeal scented make out session ensues. 

Sexman’s room looks like where they filmed all those beheading videos.

Hey, my teeth were pretty fucked when I was 13 or so, but now?  Tiger Woods hangs his head in shame when I smile.

Does Zog have Geico insurance?

HaHa.  Zog get it.  Because Zog caveman, right? 

No.  Zog have Esurance.  Zog like girl with pink hair and tight pants.