SET HEARTS TO THROB – JAZZ CLAWS!
02.29.08
IGN has this latest publicity still (click thumbnail below for full size) from X-Men Origins: Wolverine – directed by Gavin Hood, opening May 2009.
The slight-yet-muscular build, the leather jacket-wifebeater combo, the stubble and chest hair, the vaguely sexual sounding name (Hugh Jackman!) – Jesus, he’s like a fruity caricature of a manly man. He could’ve been the most famous gay porn star the world has ever known. He’s less a man than a work of art – chiseled out of dicks by Truman Capote.
Or maybe I’m just reading too much into it. GRR, LESBIAN PORNO!
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Throat set to full gag.
Set penis to major shrinkage.
Hey Bub, want a handy? SNIKT!
Set wife to extreme moistness!
I’m too sexy for my claws, too sexy by faaarrr!
Aren’t there any other ladies in here yet today? Because if there’s no competition, that’s just fine by me. I’ll take him home.
Going by the amount of Brill-Cream in his hair, I’m saying the Weopon X project was in the 50′s.
Set microwave to 2:30. I want some popcorn. Yummers!!
Why is he posing in Amy Winehouse’s bedroom?
FUCK TYPING TODAY!!! I’m just going to tell each of of you telepathically what I’m thinking.
shitfucknutshoers!!
I’m gonna sit this one out and wait instead for X-Men Orgasms: Rogue.
I love when she wears her X-Men opera gloves while fondling my Y-Chromosomes.
Set alarm to snooze.
Ohhh Wolverine….he’s dreamy.
I’ll cut you Al! Or we can make some money by letting the sexy pillow fight ensue. Tee hee hee.
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
NA! NU-NA! NA! NA! NU-NA!
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Guys really, are there any actual black guys playing professional hockey? and are any of them so good that someone would fix their marriage so they can continue to play on their team and win the Stanley Cup?
I vote for a lingerie pillow fight. We haven’t had one since erswi was accepted into the PFC so it can be his inaugural competition.
Ooh, can I join too?
Bex – plenty. Carter, Iginla, Weekes, Laroque, Grier, Daley…
Laroque is the Heavy Weight Champ of the NHL.
Is a black hockey player like a new X-Men character or something? Like Fro-Zone from The Incredibles?
Bex – plenty. Carter, Iginla, Weekes, Laroque, Grier, Daley… the actual puck….
Al, just gimme the time and place and I’ll be there . . . in the closet . . . jacking off . . . huh, huh, Jackman! I get it now!
And how come the females never complained about being called X-Men? Seems they were almost half of the whole stupid school or team or whatever.
Was "X-People" too creepy sounding?
What about "X-Chromos"? We all have those.
Sounds too much like "X-Homos", you say?
X-Hausted.
X-actly
Nicks Stylist I think the "men" in X-Men is the common denominator in both of the words "Men" and "Women"
In other words….
Charles Francis Xavier is bi.
*taps anal egg*
Is this thing on?
Well of course he was Bi. X-Men secretly stood for Xavier’s Men. Yumm!
Not only does he have that Bob Fosse Tough Guy Dance-Walk thing going in that photo, he has the Worlds Most Dangerous Jazz Hands. I think I’d need a lot more Kevlar before I call him a fag to his face, though.
Most Dangerous Jazz Hands.
Don’t let Ken Shamrock find that out.
New up.
I’ll admit it, I’m excited for this movie. I’m such a fuckin nerd sometimes. Now now, you all can have your own turn at beating me up, one at a time, please.
I’m only telling you guys that so you’ll all go to the new thread and leave me alone in here with Hugh.
Forget it Al. Hugh and I are having our own "pillowfight"
I thought the turkish bath, guy in the shower stall over his right shoulder was the give away.
I’d Van his Helsing any day, I tell you what girlfriend!
*groan* I know, I was gonna go with a "drink your milkshake" reference but it seemed to honest.
By honest, I mean vivid. I’m not gay, seriously. Not even for Jack-man
I just realized one of Wolverine’s mutant habilities is to have fabulous hair all the time.
Don Frye.
My favourite XMen moment is when Gambit gives Wolverine an exploding cigar. WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!