02.11.08 PARIS HILTON IS A SUCCESS

deja vu

"Hot damn, is there anything sweeter than watching stupid people fail?"

Other than birthday sex, no. 

I don’t get it. Paris Hilton is in a movie?

woah it’s like you guys have future viewing powers and then commented on the previous thread for comedy gold!! kinda like Back to the future part II

its eerie, isnt it?

And I thought this was gonna bring in millions!

Aha!  Produced by Bialystock and Bloom!  They finally got it right!

Who else could play the hottie but Paris Hilton?

A cotton swab at a VD clinic?

Give it time, friends. The classics like Waterworld and Cutthroat Island earned their money over years and years of brilliant planning and manipulating retarded Japanese people.

The Japanese aren’t all retarded?

She is trying to fart on Kevin F. Bet that smells like whoresradish* and chum that’s been left on a tar roof.

 *see what I did there.

Who else could play the hottie but Paris Hilton?

Fek’lhr’s got a crawlspace full of dead hookers - any of which would have been a better choice. 

She doesn’t fart agb, gas just falls out.

So this is like the third movie she’s contaminated, and there appears to be no shortage of assholes to put her in another one. The terrorists are right about our country, sometimes.

I’ll give her credit when she was in House Of Wax, but only cause she gets spiked through the head and dies a painful death.

Why can’t life imitate art, (*Y*)?

did you notice that when it goes through her head, nothing comes out on the other side?

The producers aren’t worried. At this rate they’ll break even in another 360 weeks.

I was working in a porn shop the year her "One Night in Paris" came out on dvd and was told that no matter how many people ask, to never play a preview of the movie before i sold it. after having seen her lackluster performance in what should have been the greatest thing she’ll ever put on film, i can see why they told me that. who would have ever thought a blowjob could be boring?

yea when she was giving that dude head she wasn’t even into it! she never used her hands on his nuts or on his shaft. 

i say boo to her. 

So, Heath Ledger dead. Paris Hilton still lives on.  You could put Motley Crue in a room full of drugs for a week and the would still be alive.   I miss Bill Hicks.

the is the new they. look it up

and to build on what i was saying, if a chick picked up the phone during sex with me then i’d break her back

she picked up the phone and didnt touch his balls?  That is so not hot

in that picture, is k fed and paris watching “dude with sunglasses on head” blow somebody?

luckies…