PARIS HILTON IS A SUCCESS
02.11.08
According to weekend estimates, The Hottie and the Nottie grossed an astounding $25,000 on 111 screens, giving it a per-screen average of $225 and placing it 46th at the box office, just behind Taxi to the Dark Side and Teeth. In a recent interview, Hadeel Reda, one of the producers on the project said:
We found my top choice for the role which was Paris Hilton. Who else could play the hottie but Paris Hilton?
Who indeed. I’ve been to LA, and they’ve got a real shortage of dumb blonde whores who can’t act. I mean, it’s not like you could just go to any Starbuck’s and find someone hotter and less of an idiot behind the counter. You might come close, but they just wouldn’t have that special something. And by special something I mean herpes. And a lazy eye.
Okay, okay, I shouldn’t savor this too much, but it feels good after having to report a number one weekend for Meet the Spartans. I think it was Jesus who said, "Hot damn, is there anything sweeter than watching stupid people fail?"
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deja vu
"Hot damn, is there anything sweeter than watching stupid people fail?"
Other than birthday sex, no.
I don’t get it. Paris Hilton is in a movie?
woah it’s like you guys have future viewing powers and then commented on the previous thread for comedy gold!! kinda like Back to the future part II
its eerie, isnt it?
And I thought this was gonna bring in millions!
Aha! Produced by Bialystock and Bloom! They finally got it right!
Who else could play the hottie but Paris Hilton?
A cotton swab at a VD clinic?
Give it time, friends. The classics like Waterworld and Cutthroat Island earned their money over years and years of brilliant planning and manipulating retarded Japanese people.
The Japanese aren’t all retarded?
She is trying to fart on Kevin F. Bet that smells like whoresradish* and chum that’s been left on a tar roof.
*see what I did there.
Who else could play the hottie but Paris Hilton?
Fek’lhr’s got a crawlspace full of dead hookers – any of which would have been a better choice.
She doesn’t fart agb, gas just falls out.
So this is like the third movie she’s contaminated, and there appears to be no shortage of assholes to put her in another one. The terrorists are right about our country, sometimes.
I’ll give her credit when she was in House Of Wax, but only cause she gets spiked through the head and dies a painful death.
Why can’t life imitate art, (*Y*)?
did you notice that when it goes through her head, nothing comes out on the other side?
The producers aren’t worried. At this rate they’ll break even in another 360 weeks.
I was working in a porn shop the year her "One Night in Paris" came out on dvd and was told that no matter how many people ask, to never play a preview of the movie before i sold it. after having seen her lackluster performance in what should have been the greatest thing she’ll ever put on film, i can see why they told me that. who would have ever thought a blowjob could be boring?
yea when she was giving that dude head she wasn’t even into it! she never used her hands on his nuts or on his shaft.
i say boo to her.
So, Heath Ledger dead. Paris Hilton still lives on. You could put Motley Crue in a room full of drugs for a week and the would still be alive. I miss Bill Hicks.
the is the new they. look it up
and to build on what i was saying, if a chick picked up the phone during sex with me then i’d break her back
she picked up the phone and didnt touch his balls? That is so not hot
in that picture, is k fed and paris watching “dude with sunglasses on head” blow somebody?
luckies…
Im getting Charlie Bartlett rage!! I shall karate chop a midget!
Like I tell the ladies, "Blow job or no job".
Eib, if I haven’t told you before . . . I love you. Long live the Dark Poet.
pauly: looking official!
don’t make me JWG you.
Chodin, I hope I’m not the first to say I love the new av!
Kurgan, I think I speak for everyone when I say we want to hear way more porn shop stories from you. You’ve been holding out on us! Spill, please.
You know what makes this even sweeter? I saw her interviewed on E! or some shit and she said it was a lot of work as she was a Producer on it too.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
PS: Fuck you, whore!
erswi: stop, you’re making me blush.
*chodin glances down*
oh..that’s just my period.
…are we dead? what’s going on?
Wait, $25,000 TOTAL??? For all showings???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thanx for the shout out, Chod.
I once sold a pair of my dirty socks to a guy for $20.
This fish-out-of-water romp is just the thing to cure those grey, February doldrums!! Paris Hilton, the heiress of hearts and America’s Party Girl stuns in this light, yet poigniant love farce!! I give it 25,000 hotty applaudies!
WHA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!
QAPLAH!
When reached for comment, Paris Hilton’s eye stated:
wonk wonk
wonk
wonk wonk wonk
she has herpes? said by a girl at stdromance.com