NEW SEX AND THE CITY TRAILER! 8-0
02.22.08UPDATE: New Line Cinema isn’t too stoked on their trailer leaking before it’s premiere, so you’ll have to enjoy the teaser trailer (or surf the web for site that still has the leaked version) instead.
Eeep! A new Sex and the City trailer!
OH MY GOD! CARRIE’S GETTING MARRIED! CHARLOTTE’S HAVING A BABY! SAMANTHA’S BONING A YOUNG DUDE! MIRANDA… STILL A BIG LESBIAN GIRAFFE!
Be there May 30th to find out all about bridezilla Carrie (LOL!) and her new sassy black assistant. I think I just queefed.
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Lance are you on fucking adderoll over there or what?
*may have misspelled adderoll. does not care if he did.
*sensors detect a brief, sudden surge in neutron radiation, then Grethor appears!*
Qaplah, tahQeq worhsipping forhak-hut dwellers!
Well, it would seem to The Mighty Fek’lhr that Hollywood knows the magical amount of Targ-Forshak they can stuff down our throats without killing us!
The magical amount?
*Fek’lhr dons a top hat and grabs a cane. Spuds Mackenzie and Joe Camel join Him on stage.*
The magical amount!
Enough to make us baktags!
The magical amount!
Yet safe enough so we don’t commit suicide!
*the dance and song routine continue until Grethor fades out*
*Fek cannot shake the feeling that targeting computers have locked on to him and are tracking his every step*
Lance are you on fucking adderoll over there or what?
I actually take Vyvanse, but no, I haven’t taken it today. Is it noticable? Too excited?
So, she fucks everything up, just like on the show? Wow, what a surprise.
*incoming transmisison*
erswi, you are just jealous of His singing voice! And His HAWT MOVES!
*end transmission*
Is it me, or is Kim Catrall like scary reanimated corpse, trying to suck the life out of young men through their penises? She must use magic to make them want to do her
*incoming transmission*
Yes, Eib…the magical amount!
*end transmisison*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5WpKBKqvKw
Kim Cattrall is a duuuude
True story: I once thought Kim Catrall was pretty hot. Of course Big Trouble in Little China came out when I was like 13 or so. I probably would’ve fucked today’s Kim Catrall at that time.
probably not
She was hot in that movie. that was a very long time ago. while she was still alive
*incoming transmission*
Eib-The Mighty Fek’lhr liked that, it reminded Him of that vampire movie Jim Carrey was in a long time ago.
*end transmission*
Once Bitten!!!
The entire cast of Mannequin should be drawn and quartered. Except for the Designing Woman delivery dude. He’s aight.
Miranda lives a couple streets over from me. I live in Lesbo-sia OMG just like Wonder Woman sighhh
I didn’t know that when I moved here. I swear.
Sure Michelle, Sure you didnt.
I so want to bang Kim Cattrall, and by Kim Cattrall I mean my grandfather.
The best part about Mannequin? The soundtrack.
(Sings loudly)
"And we can build these dreams together, standing strong forever, nothing’s gonna stop us now! And if this world runs out of lovers, we’ll still have each other, nothing’s gonna stop us now!"
(Takes off sock and spits in hand)
*incoming transmisison*
Waittasec…was that girl with green eyes from Big Trouble in Little China called Yao Ming???? Dor sho gha!
*end transmission*
Sigh. This movie is going to make a gigabillion dollars, and these harpies will be in our faces for the next five years. Buckle up, it’s going to be a long and bumpy ride.
*incoming transmisison*
The Mighty fek’lhr thinks Revenge of the Nerds’ soundtrack was much better!
You’ve got to put
One foot, in front of the other
Put the other foot down, down, down…
*end transmission*
I yam disgustipated again.
My one Sluts and The Shitty weakness: I would bang the living shit outta Kristin Davis. I would fuck that chick until her tits fell off and then I’d fuck her disembodied tits. I know ladies, I’m just a born romantic.
Fek, that’s because we got Booger Presley on the main guitar and a rap by little old me, Lamar.
Why can’t these girlfriends get kidnapped?
NEW SEX AND THE CITY TRAILER! 80 Year Olds!
Even after her toothbrush fell in the toilet, Erswi?
My soon to be not as hot girlfriend is certainly going to drag me to see this as she’s a practicing 12 year old dyke, does anyone know where to get any of that poison that only sorta kills you for a few hours?
Japan, order the fugu, ZoLo
My soon to be not as hot girlfriend is certainly going to drag me to see this as she’s a practicing 12 year old dyke, does anyone know where to get any of that poison that only sorta kills you for a few hours?
I think the last two people to use it got buried alive on Lost.
I would tell kristin davis (whose name I refuse to capitalize) that I am a big shot investment banker with a tony beach house in southhampton and that I love kittens and children and then I would put xannax in her stupid pink drink and bend her over a public urinal for a nice game of "how far will this little pink bit stretch".
This film looks like it’s going to be a lot of fun. My wife and I watch the series on TBS. It sure is a racey show – I’m glad it was never on HBO or Showtime, my wife probably wouldn’t let me watch it.
Actually, i think that poison that kills you for a few hours is the Sex and the City movie! coming to a theatre near you
I think your answer is at Home Depot in the gardening section next to the rakes, ZLo.
Burnsy I’da come up behind her, bent her over the toilet and banged her while giving her a swirly. Cuz that’s how I roll.
Was it
"got buried alive on Lost"
Or was it
"wound up in a Larry the Cable Guy movie doing the ‘assault a dead person who is not really dead’ routine"?
Burnsy quick get that song over to Clinton camp, they need new jingles
My answer is a copper plated high pressure spigot nozzle???
That’s ALWAYS the answer.
Oddly it’s also what the Black Rock is full of.
How does one acquire a sassy black assistant, anyway. I’m thinking I want one.
We see Sarah Jessica Parker fairly often down around the Meatpacking District and Union Square, she’s never with her husband, but she’s ALWAYS dragging around some ugly little kidnapping victim who looks absolutely miserable. Poor little girly-boy.
LA LA LA LA LA LA
SING A HAPPY SONG!
LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA
BONG!!
Has anyone seen my nutrag lying around??? Because that banner pic is REALLY making me want to… uhhhhh….. use something rather unsanitary to do a mock sand-down of my twig and berries. Serbian style. Huzzah!!!
Someone get ZoLo a tater mitt, stat!
Dude, you gotta get yerself an "Ove Glove"
*incoming transmission*
Bah! There’s a tater mitt in the garbage chute!
*end transmission*
I love Charlotte, as every hetrosexual male should.
Faggots.
I’m getting a sassy black assistant in November when I vote Democrat.
Heart disease is the leading cause of death in 40-year-old women and sassy black
slavesassistants/interns.Shit, I went there.
CRACKA ASS CRACKA!
Does the sassy black assistant yell at the audience?
Maybe if they did a mash up of Sex in the City/The Ruins, wherein Carrie, Sweet-tits, he-man, and the beast all go to Mexico in search of knock off Gucci slingbacks, but then wind up at an old mysterious pyramid, wherein they are chased by the demons of fasion shows past and slowly discover that the only way to survive is by killing, with their tongues, other girlsss thingies, with thier mouths, in the cotch, of women, on film, for 10 dollars.
No, she just talks through the whole damn movie.
I love her too, in the same way I love
BTKing schoolgirls and holding retards underwater until they stop thrashing.I mean the same way I love puppies, yeah!
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BTKing schoolgirls? Oh! Thanks for reminding Him, erswi! Earlier today, on His drive to work, He let two HAWT looking blondes into traffic ahead of Him. They were really happy and waved to Him! Then He noticed they had a High School Parking Permit on the back window.
So, He took down their license plate number so we can stalk them later. Call chod.
*end transmission*
Welcome back to Glen, by the way. He’s from Oregon, if memory serves.
Why should I have to call Chodin? Now that the BTK call has gone out he should be showing up in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . where the fuck is that dude? Hmmm, maybe the BTK signal is burnt out or something.
I fear this film will become like "Rocky Horror Picture Show" with chicks and dudes all showing up to the theater in "SATC" costumes.
::arrives fashionably late to the party wearing parachute pants, hypercolor t-shirt, adidas headband, and window blind style sunglasses::
Did someone say the Revenge of the Nerds band was playing?
You Moos sure know how to party!!!!
We’ve got bush…WE’VE GOT BUSH!
Luch, should we throw oats and carrots at the screen when Sarah Jessica Parker appears?
Are all nerds as good as you?
Speaking of Big Trouble in Little China…Lo Pan was in ROTN 2!
Small World.
After all.
Brnsy- ys.
I think they had actually started filming ROTN 3 but it got shit-canned a couple months ago. Now we’ll never know what happens!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105251/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110982/
Lots of nerds
Ys, Lch. Fck vwls!
We can throw cell phone bills and Newports every time the sassy black assistant appears.
Can we throw Geritol and douche everytime Kim Catrall appears?
Just a thought: I think Robert Wagner would play an awesome Dennis Rader.
Vwls sck!
And when Charlotte (The hot one?) comes into a room, everyone shouts "WHORE!".
the next movie: Sex and the City 2 BTK
the next movie: Sex and the City 2 BTK
So these girlfriends will be getting kidnapped? Everything thing is just coming up "Pauly" this morning.
Sex and the City 2: Menopause mania
NEW POST FORSHAK-HUT DWELLERS!
Sex and the City 2: and the newscaster they don’t like
thank god i just horribly dursted this thread now, no one will know it happenned
Sex and the City 2: Osteoporosis of the Pussy Bone
Sex and the City 2: Raisin’ Cats
dude you know their names?
fag