This is the newest poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. UPDATE – Apparently it’s a comic book cover, not a poster.
I’m not sure why Shia LePoof is holding a sword in it, but he does look like a kid who’d be on the fencing team.
Mmm, two hot guys in leather jackets with greasy hair – one with stubble and the other with a soul patch that makes the chinstrap guy from the Backstreet Boys look like Grizzly Adams. This looks like a sexy adventure indeed.
Jesus that’s a fruity sword. There might as well be a scrotum carved out of the hilt and a handle shaped like a tea cup that he holds with his pinky sticking out.
I want more like this!
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