This is the newest poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. UPDATE – Apparently it’s a comic book cover, not a poster.
I’m not sure why Shia LePoof is holding a sword in it, but he does look like a kid who’d be on the fencing team.
Mmm, two hot guys in leather jackets with greasy hair – one with stubble and the other with a soul patch that makes the chinstrap guy from the Backstreet Boys look like Grizzly Adams. This looks like a sexy adventure indeed.
Jesus that’s a fruity sword. There might as well be a scrotum carved out of the hilt and a handle shaped like a tea cup that he holds with his pinky sticking out.
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The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure Legolas does’t belong in this movie!
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Where the hell is LeBeef’s chin? Has it awakened some ancient evil which is holding it hostage? Tune in to find out!
That’s pure lust in Shia’s eyes.
Dear God, If LePoof starts swinging that sword around all fancy boy like . . . please let Indy shoot him. Amen.
Zog feel this film am insult to franchise.
did anyone see the Barbara Walters interview with Harrison Ford? All the post production budget is going into making him not look like an old fool. That, and grecian formula.
Shia and his wet slicked back hair.
Reminds me when I am babysitting my neighbor’s 8 year old and he asks to give him a shower.
That “transformer” guy was said to have a personal account on a Luxury online service MEETRICH.COM for successful and celebs singles with his hot pictures and blog there. Quite a few hot girls and ladies wrote to him.
Stepher, I’ll see you in hell.
Oh wow, a sword. I thought that was Harrison Ford’s wedding photo and Shia was propping up Calista Flockhart.
Rich sounds like a real nice guy. I want to meet him too!
It’s about time we started making fun of Calista Flockhart.
It would be awesome if Shia was threatening some arab dude with that sword, then the arab dude just pulls out a fucking gat and nonchalantly busts a cap in Shia’s ass.
Maybe they could bring back Melanie Griffith and Sigourney Weaver for a Working Girl sequel. It could be called "Remember When My Dick Worked?"
I think I saw a version of that poster on a stall in the Vince Lombardi rest area men’s room, except the movie was named "Indiana Jones and the Hole of Glory."
Thanks for the nom Mighty One. Also, thanks for adding the stickers addendum.
Calista Flockhart sucks.
Ok, just so I have this straight, is Indy the Jedi Master and LeQueef the Padawan? Fuckin’ Lucas.
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT STAR WARS NOW ASSHAT!!! THAT TON-TON HAS LEFT THE BARN!!!
Lucas’s hair scares me
JHC, how do you know such nerdy Star Wars terms? You do care, big man, you do care!
I’m pretty sure asshat is universally known.
what I know is how to rock a microphone
cuz I get stupid I mean outrageous
stay away from me, if you’re contagious
That’ll be in your heads for a while. +10 to name it.
As much as I hate Sheeit La Poof and think Harrison is too old, a part of me still hopes this movie will rock. Too bad they couldn’t pile money high enough to get Sean Connery to stop slapping his bitches around for a while and join the party.
Rob Bass’ It Takes II.
It Takes Two! Mmm, Rob Base and DJ EZ.
Dammit.
Here you are my friend. Don’t forget DJ Easy Rock though.
Didn’t forget him, I just don’t care enough.
Heater, I’m willing to give you five for the reference to DJ.
Why can’t Short Round make his big comeback by murdering the treacherous Shia LeDouche with one of his "Goonies" devices.
Also, thanks for adding the stickers addendum.
You had added the addendum before He had the chance to suggest it. Well done!
(puts down can with string)
Do I still get the points? Cuz I’d really like to get a spider ring and I’m still 6 points shy.
Heather, your avatar is smokin’ hot, hence the nickname Heater.
::hangs head in shame::
Oh yeah, you’re all about 10 points dude.
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Just what in Kahless’ Pages-Stuck-Together Gerber Catalog Collection is going on in Heater’s avatar???
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New post fart sniffers!!
Zog confused by Heather picture too. Zog considering clubbing heather on head.
JHC – Five what? Because if it’s five genital warts or five Paris Hilton movies, you can keep them. And don’t worry about the misspelling. But keep in mind that Eather is always a nice alternative as well.
And in my picture I’m clearly entering into foreplay with Frankenstein. He’s irresistable.
Good to see Spielberg is putting Corey Feldman in another movie. And he upgraded his weapon from a glass of water to a sword. This is going to be awesome.
Is Zog related to Tarzan? He sounds like him. Ungawa, Zog. Here, have a banana. Anyone else want a banana? How about some art involving bananas?
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Zog am related to everyone. And no one. Zog am made of star stuff.
Zog miss Carl Sagan.
For a second I though LaBeouf had a mullet, then a I realized it was just the lighting on the leather jacket. He still has a queer-boy sword so….
Am I the only one that thinks Lebeouf is the sound a french pussy makes when it farts? Also, my favorite euphemism for pussy is bacon trough, the ladies love it, pass it on.
When in the fuck did Corey Feldman get dug up and involved in this? Actually, doesn’t matter, just dump the fuck back into his hole and cover that shit quick.