MYANMAR GOVT NO RIKEY LAMBO
02.22.08
Oh snap! Sly’s getting totally busted on in Myanmar:
YANGON, Myanmar – Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo character looks like a fat lunatic in his new movie, a Myanmar magazine said this week. …An article in The Voice, a Myanmar-language magazine, decried Rambo’s bloodletting and said he "looks funny fighting a war even though he’s so fat with sagging breasts." [Source]
Of course, response to the movie differed slightly in news outlets not controlled by the military junta.
"We need many Rambos in Myanmar," said a 75-year-old retired civil servant after watching it.
"Everyone likes to live in the world of fantasy at least for a short period. Even in a movie, we are happy to see the American mercenary enter Myanmar to smash up the brutal army," a 22-year-old university student said.
In response to the popularity of the banned Rambo DVDs, the junta has sped up the release of its government-sponsored animated feature, in which Bonky the Friendly Octopus protects the gentle emperor from an army of dangerous pacifists with his batons of truth. And taking his cue from the Myanmar government, a recent commercial for U.S. Senator Barack Obama accused fellow presidential candidate Hillary Clinton of having "a big hairy bucket cunt."
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YANGON, Myanmar – Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo character looks like a fat lunatic in his new movie, a Myanmar magazine said this week. …An article in The Voice, a Myanmar-language magazine, decried Rambo’s bloodletting and said he "looks funny fighting a war even though he’s so fat with sagging breasts."
Remind you of any Klingons you know?
a recent commercial for Barack Obama accused fellow presidential candidate Hillary Clinton of having "a big hairy bucket cunt."
*deep in space, rolling belly laughter is heard, followed by "ROFLKOTAL!"*
"…even though he’s so fat with sagging breasts."
Can we stop talking about Sex and the City already?
….army of dangerous pacifists…..
My head literally just exploded. There’s pieces of brain and skull all over my office.
Big Hairy Bucket Cunt would be an awesome band name.
Ok, the big hairy bucket cunt thing is fact. Her girlfriend told me so. She also lives near Michelle on the isle of Lesbos
I always thought a good band name would be "Fone". You know, like "Phone" but without the annoying consonant blend.
And BTW, I riked Lambo a rot.
Ok, kick it into overdrive, its time for some Jacktion!
Big Hairy Bucket Cunt would be an awesome band name.
Have you heard Anal Cunt? They’re fucking awesome. My favorite song is "311 sucks"
Let the
bodiesboobies hit the floor!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….
klahoma! Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains!
-Jacktion!
A friend of mine is big into Anal Cunt.
He likes the band, too.
That didn’t even make sense.
I’ll try changing my Rockband name to Big Hairy Bucket Cunt tonight Jack!. I may have to change it to read Big Hairy Bucket Pussy though. My daughter may find cunt offensive.
I don’t get to say that, Luch :(
(Something totally hilarious that quite possibly only 3 people are intelligent enough to understand; let alone laugh at)
-Jaction!
*incoming transmisison*
The Mighty Fek’lhr has always wondered is Anal Cunt was any good, or if they just had an outrageous name to sell cds. However, if they have a song called 311 Sucks, then The Mighty One is their new
fattestbiggest fan!*end transmission*
*incoming transmission*
Dor sho gha! Anal Cunt plans to release a new single called Peter Wentz is a Cunt Trumpet!!!
Maybe Sly can use it in one of the two new movies the dursting Hollywood execs signed him on for!
*end transmission*
So here I am, opening a can of tuna with my forehead and an alien tractor drops a pineapple on my cat.
I mean really, where did all the octagon people think we were going to get our vacuum jelly Janet Jackson?
For all I know, chicken dollhouse is at the ATM wearing a saliva hammock.
You know what I’m saying!
BOOSH!
*deep in space, rolling belly laughter is heard…"so true!…."*
I just want to say that the Asian guy in the first banner picture sure has some acting chops. He’s got the "I’ve been unexpectedly stabbed in the stomach" face down pat.
So here I am, opening a can of tuna with my forehead and an alien tractor drops a pineapple on my cat.
I mean really, where did all the octagon people think we were going to get our vacuum jelly Janet Jackson?
For all I know, chicken dollhouse is at the ATM wearing a saliva hammock. He has a profile on Meatloverpizzadaters.com – it’s true!
Fixed
*incoming transmission*
Dor sho gha! It is not easy to do a comprehensive internet search for music when 3 of your keywords are:
GUy’cha!
*end transmisison*
There’s a hole in that thar bucket.
Big Hairy Bucket Cunt will be nominated for Best Song for "Watch Out For That Snake/Blip Blip" from FilmDrunk Pictures’ Summer Mega-Blockbuster "The Atari Trilogy."
Wait a minute, Myanmar is an actual country?
Hey Lance, are you posting *over there* now? First the Amanda Show v. Be Kind Rewind, and now the Sex and the City trailer. I go over there and get all confused about where I am.
So stop going over there, Al.
Myanmar used to be Burma, remember Stone? It’s in the Golden Triangle (I was just there).
My Anmar is hurty
I have a ginger triangle.
Olestra will make your Anmar leakey
Ginger Triangle also a good band name
Myanmar is now my Uncle Bob.
Big Hairy Golden Triangle was the band’s original name. They felt it needed more a touch more bucket, and a dash more cunt.
Luchador: you’re making Nominus laugh this morning. Also me, but Nom has a contagious laugh so it might actually be because of him.
Mrs. Dash has a marinade called "Bucket Cunt." Actually, I think it’s a fish rub.
Is the Ginger Triangle like the Bermuda Triangle?
Accepting this acclaim on behalf of The Luchador is Jacktion!
Thank you. I deserve this. Fuck Ma!
"Is the Ginger Triangle like the Bermuda Triangle?"I think its like the honey hole.
In related news, Istanbul was Constantinople.
Now, I will have that song in my head all day Lance.
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
In related news, Istanbul was Constantinople.
So what you’re saying is if I’ve a date in Constantinople, she’ll be waiting in Istanbul?
*incoming transmission for Lanky Mangina*
BONG!!!!!!!!!!
*end transmission*
New post dick-tuckers!
Anything is better than Smashmouth
Anal Cunt’s song of the year:
You Were Too Ugly to Rape, So I Beat the Shit Out of You
Also, why did Constantinople get the works?
Did you fuckers all just leave b/c of me? . . . AWESOME! I am Durstus Maximus!
but you may call me spaniard
even though i’m scottish
WTF am I talking about?
Somebody please say something!
Sagging Breasts of Justice!