02.29.08 MUSLIMS AND DUTCH STILL BEEFIN’
The Dutch love hookers and pot, and Muslim fundamentalists hate fun, so the two are natural enemies. Yesterday Al-Qaeda issued a fatwa calling for the execution of Dutch filmmaker Geert Wilder, who is producing "an anti-Koran short."
Wilders expects to finish the 15-minute "Fitna" by the beginning of March, and will talk to broadcasters about airing it. None are yet on board.
But he insists "Fitna" (Arabic for discord) will be available on the website of his political party in the Netherlands and a dedicated site.
Already, the Cairo Intl. Film Festival for Children [which I imagine is a fucking blast - Ed.] announced it was dropping Dutch entry "Where Is Winky’s Horse?" in protest at Wilders’ film.
According to Dutch press agency ANP, fest director Fawzi Fahmi said the decision was a protest against everyone who intentionally and persistently insults and degrades monotheistic religion. [Variety]
I’m sorry, I know this is a serious issue and all, but everything and everyone in this story has a silly name. No matter how hard I try, all I can do is imagine growing a mustache like the guy in the banner pic, yelling ‘FAWZI FAHMI!" in surprise with my bow tie spinning around like a propeller, and then running in circles on the floor like Curly from Three Stooges.
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MUSLIMS AND DUTCH STILL BEEFIN’
What’s going on in here today?
The guy in the big hat looks a likely sort for tricks and sports, and a damn sight more i’ll bet you.
Awwww, Lance, you’re so sweet posting a picture of my mom and dad. How did you know it was their anniversary?
"For the last time, I don’t have any have any Zig-Zags, just Camel cigarettes. Now back the fuck off! Don’t make me go Jihad on your ass!"
That french guy’s smirk is starting to get to me.
*SMB consults map*
Ohhbama…Obama!!!
French, Dutch what the fuck ever.
I know what you’re thinking. "Did she fire sixteen shots into the air or only fifteen?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement and flag/effigy burning I kind of lost track myself. But being as these are probably Israeli service issue automatic pistols - ironic, huh? - that we have lying around the hut , the most bog standard handguns in the world, and you’re more likely to be deafened than shot, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Allah is great. Sexual repression, less so.
Mpphoo–mrrrdoo…I think they meant to say, "Where Is Horse’s Winky?". Kids love it.
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In a way, it is almost sad how hopelessly brainwashed these "monotheistic religion" fanatics are. "Someone spoke out against some minor aspecct of our religion! Death is the only answer!"
It fucking sickens me that people that claim to be devout would lambast others for not sharing their beliefs. If one was truly devout, the words of an outsider or non-believer should hold absolutely no sway over their fundamental beliefs.
For example, let’s say I believed that Kahless was the one true God. How does anything any of you might say effect my belief in Kahless? If Erswi said, "Fek, you are a fucking moron, Star Trek is fake!", why does this discredit the ultimate being of my beliefs? If I believe Kahless prevails over all, why should I be worried if Erswi blasphemes Kahless? If I am devout, words of a mortal cannot harm Kahless or injure my religion.
It is fucking sad, sick, depraved, and completely unethical. These people are not devout or religious. They are brainwashed peasants with nothing to live for.
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BTW, I need one more non Pauly or Stone Chuckles Dick Nickname for my list.
Yup, as Amis once said, for some people the first straw is always the final straw.
The Ringmaster
Chuck- Allah is great. Sexual repression, less so
Just terrific.
How about, "Banana Cream Hot Dog", Fek’lhr?
KROM!
bryce-was that a penis nickname suggestion?
I can identify with this film maker. On occasion, I like to jump into the tiger cage at the zoo and poke them with sticks. Someone has to show the world the tiger’s hipocrisy.
Balloon Animal
*A low rumble is heard in the distance, suddenly Chodin comes over the horizon riding on a giant ant.*
Good morning from Los ANTgeles queers.
ONE MORE GOOD CHUCKLES THE CLOWN PENIS NICKNAME! C’MON SLACKERS!
BTW, I need one more non Pauly or Stone Chuckles Dick Nickname for my list.
I didn’t realize this was the No HomerS club, Fek. I’ll take my leave now.
what, his ballon animal not good enough. How about his Rectal Thermometer?
HONK!!!!
Oh no, dont make eye contact, its mr bean.
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