The Dutch love hookers and pot, and Muslim fundamentalists hate fun, so the two are natural enemies. Yesterday Al-Qaeda issued a fatwa calling for the execution of Dutch filmmaker Geert Wilder, who is producing "an anti-Koran short."
Wilders expects to finish the 15-minute "Fitna" by the beginning of March, and will talk to broadcasters about airing it. None are yet on board.
But he insists "Fitna" (Arabic for discord) will be available on the website of his political party in the Netherlands and a dedicated site.
Already, the Cairo Intl. Film Festival for Children [which I imagine is a fucking blast - Ed.] announced it was dropping Dutch entry "Where Is Winky’s Horse?" in protest at Wilders’ film.
According to Dutch press agency ANP, fest director Fawzi Fahmi said the decision was a protest against everyone who intentionally and persistently insults and degrades monotheistic religion. [Variety]
I’m sorry, I know this is a serious issue and all, but everything and everyone in this story has a silly name. No matter how hard I try, all I can do is imagine growing a mustache like the guy in the banner pic, yelling ‘FAWZI FAHMI!" in surprise with my bow tie spinning around like a propeller, and then running in circles on the floor like Curly from Three Stooges.
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What’s going on in here today?
The guy in the big hat looks a likely sort for tricks and sports, and a damn sight more i’ll bet you.
Awwww, Lance, you’re so sweet posting a picture of my mom and dad. How did you know it was their anniversary?
"For the last time, I don’t have any have any Zig-Zags, just Camel cigarettes. Now back the fuck off! Don’t make me go Jihad on your ass!"
That french guy’s smirk is starting to get to me.
*SMB consults map*
Ohhbama…Obama!!!
French, Dutch what the fuck ever.
I know what you’re thinking. "Did she fire sixteen shots into the air or only fifteen?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement and flag/effigy burning I kind of lost track myself. But being as these are probably Israeli service issue automatic pistols – ironic, huh? – that we have lying around the hut , the most bog standard handguns in the world, and you’re more likely to be deafened than shot, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Allah is great. Sexual repression, less so.
Mpphoo–mrrrdoo…I think they meant to say, "Where Is Horse’s Winky?". Kids love it.
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In a way, it is almost sad how hopelessly brainwashed these "monotheistic religion" fanatics are. "Someone spoke out against some minor aspecct of our religion! Death is the only answer!"
It fucking sickens me that people that claim to be devout would lambast others for not sharing their beliefs. If one was truly devout, the words of an outsider or non-believer should hold absolutely no sway over their fundamental beliefs.
For example, let’s say I believed that Kahless was the one true God. How does anything any of you might say effect my belief in Kahless? If Erswi said, "Fek, you are a fucking moron, Star Trek is fake!", why does this discredit the ultimate being of my beliefs? If I believe Kahless prevails over all, why should I be worried if Erswi blasphemes Kahless? If I am devout, words of a mortal cannot harm Kahless or injure my religion.
It is fucking sad, sick, depraved, and completely unethical. These people are not devout or religious. They are brainwashed peasants with nothing to live for.
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BTW, I need one more non Pauly or Stone Chuckles Dick Nickname for my list.
Yup, as Amis once said, for some people the first straw is always the final straw.
The Ringmaster
Chuck- Allah is great. Sexual repression, less so
Just terrific.
How about, "Banana Cream Hot Dog", Fek’lhr?
KROM!
bryce-was that a penis nickname suggestion?
I can identify with this film maker. On occasion, I like to jump into the tiger cage at the zoo and poke them with sticks. Someone has to show the world the tiger’s hipocrisy.
Balloon Animal
*A low rumble is heard in the distance, suddenly Chodin comes over the horizon riding on a giant ant.*
Good morning from Los ANTgeles queers.
ONE MORE GOOD CHUCKLES THE CLOWN PENIS NICKNAME! C’MON SLACKERS!
BTW, I need one more non Pauly or Stone Chuckles Dick Nickname for my list.
I didn’t realize this was the No HomerS club, Fek. I’ll take my leave now.
what, his ballon animal not good enough. How about his Rectal Thermometer?
HONK!!!!
Oh no, dont make eye contact, its mr bean.
cotton candy gun?
Monchichi?
Gravatron 3000
Stone-I already have TWO of yours and Pauly’s on the list (and it looks like I am going to need to add a second from Eib or Crotch….or jsut use Krom).
OK, He has decided…fun over.
Hopefully you didn’t miss Balloony Balogna from the New Line thread. What about Palm Zapper. Or Chancey?
Thanks much, SMB. Now i know there’s a painting by a Dutch master called The Laughing Cavalier, but what’s the name of our guy? The Smirking Ponce?
To me his look says " We both know the ‘Stache is gay, call me on it".
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QAPLAH!
CHUCKLES THE CLOWN PENIS NICKNAME: if it’s not too late Fek, I’d like to submit a one…
…Nicholas.
wow, I got 2 on the list. Thanks Fek
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funny
…or maybe THE I-SCREAM SCOOPER?
FEK:
I heard that Chuckle’s the clown calls his penis Eric Bana because it’s his ‘Chopper’.
FEK:
I heard that Chuckle’s the clown calls his penis Eric Bana because it’s green.
Thanks Mighty One!
New post forshak-hut dwellers!!!
AHLALALALALALALALA!!! Death to cockcheese!!
It’s Geert Wilders and he’s an idiot.
Too bad those retards don’t know he is.
I guess everybody stopped taking him seriously at a certain point, except for Muslims outside of the Netherlands.
Even Dutch Muslims know he’s your regular nobody.
They should just ignore this guy, like we try to do.
Too bad even serious journalism pays attention to it.
Oh, and Suckmebeautiful: you should check out the history of the US, then you would know what the Dutch did for you guys.
But I kinda understand, because I would sure as hell not know where LA or San Francisco would be in the US.
… I know this is a serious issue …
No, it’s not. Fuck the ragheads.
Dammit Fek! You pickin on me just cuz you knew I was at lunch. I totally believe Star Trek is 100% true. It’s that fuckin Battlestar Galactica that’s fake as all hell.
This is pathetic. Geert Wilders is not a ‘Dutch filmmaker’, he’s a politician who realized that the more death threats he received, the more popular he got. So he made a movie (had other people make a movie), about how the Koran is fascist and should be illegal. Nobody’s seen it yet, if it even really exists, but everybody’s panicking. Then somebody found a death threat from a thirteen-year-old on a forum somewhere, and the forum was apparently ‘Al-Qaeda related’, so there’s your fatwa. He must be so happy.
Oh, and "Where Is Winky’s Horse?" is the stupidest translation I ever heard (and the only one) of a movie about the horse of Sinterklaas, the Dutch saint that Santa Claus was based on.
So, can Geert Wilders be found on HowaboutnoyoucrazyDutchbastard.com? I hear his windmill powered clog factory has job vacancies.