Normally this headline wouldn’t include those last two words, but I must admit this Verizon FIOS commercial starring Michael Bay made me smile.
If only his movies had more of this sense of self awareness they’d be much more, well, awesome. Hey, you know what else is awesome? Respecting your neighbor. Pass it on.
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The Mighty Fek’lhr isn’t going to watch this. He is going to wait until someone makes an on topic comment and joke from that.
Or He will just make dead hooker jokes.
Well I already wanted FIOS. Now I still do. So, mission accomplished Mr. Bay.
KAAAAABOOOOOM!
CHOCOLATE RAIN!!!
Hey, I applaud anyone who can make fun of their own stupidness. Why just this morning, I got out of the shower and hazed myself for telling women "it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean".
He sounds like he has jelly beans up his nose. I do not speak from experience.
good commercial though.
What a waste of a perfectly good jungle cat. At least let Bai Ling eat it.
JHC, while I agree with that sentiment to some degree one must remember that it’s hard to cross the Atlantic in a rowboat.
Flight of the Conchords – She’s so hot…BOOM!
Who cares? Big deal? Amazing.., I found brintey spears had a personal account on Me etRich.com. It is a site forcelebrities and millionaires to mingle. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found his love there last May.
What a cop out. I’m pissed. Both the tiger and the techguy should have blown up. Maybe not the tiger, because a tiger is naturally "awesome" but the techguy should have been a pile of flesh and pulvarized bone.
Goodmorning?
Thanks Sophie Ass Wee. Great name!
Sorry to hear about your unfortunate ass wee.
I want that barbeque. sweet
What’s happening, lizard fisters?
oh shit if charlie sheen found love there, then sophie sign me the fuck up!!
Hello? does this matter? Is this thing on? Go to gloryhole.com. I heard Charlie Sheen found love there!
Who cares? Big deal? Amazing!
Hey, Michelle, tall girls think alike I guess! Gil was a stud on that show
Bexxy, do you even know what a plethora eees?
erswi, could it be that once again, you are mad at something else, and are trying to take it out on me?
Are Gringos falling from the sky?
erswi: a plethora is what women pee out of, silly rabbit.
You bought me a sweater. To wear in the desert? I love eet!
you want the cattle? you take the cattle, you want the food? you takeah the food, you want the woman?… you taake the wooman
I liked Tony Plana as Feo in Born in East L.A.
"Anyting thad I wahhn? Aaanyting thad I wahhhhn."
Eib – Gil was dreeeeeeamy
I go now to pillage the womeeeen and rape the bushes.
heh.. bay did a similar thing over here in Aus. it was an ad that was about the first viewing the commonewealth bank marketing team had of the "ad" Bay made. which was of course very over the top and american. i like that fact that Bay can take the piss… and that optimus had a sword.
Nice tv.
I’m pretty sure Bay doesn’t even care anymore, and in that way, "Bad Boys II" was his incredibly self-aware swan song for the golden days of Hollywood Blockbusters, where you didn’t have to have a toy tie-in to sell a film.
Yeah that ad by Michael Bay for Commonwealth Bank was funny.
It’s official. Micheal Bay has the smallest penis in the world.
How about you hire some awesome scriptwriters? Douchebag. I doubt he he needed the money that bad. Odds are if you can afford exploding tigers you’re beyond selling phone service.