This is the trailer for Married Life, starring Pierce Brosnan, Chris Cooper, Rachel McAdams and Patricia Clarkson. It opens March 7th in New York and LA.
A 1940s-set drama where an adulterous man plots his wife’s death instead of putting her through the humiliation of a divorce.
That’s a shame. I see where he’s coming from though. I often use to plot my boss’ death to avoid putting him through the humiliation of realizing he was an idiot. Seemed like the humane thing.
Anyway, it’s hard to go wrong with this cast, but I wonder about the decision to take a hot chick like Rachel McAdams and try to make her look like Gwen Stefani. I mean, I guess with the crispy bleached hair and super red lipstick they’re going for that "Albino Who Got Kicked in the Face" look. Mm-mmm, sex-y.
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Pierce Brosnan’s just a fucking pretty boy poofter.
Wow, good thing queers like me can’t get married and ruin all the holiness of your highfalutin institutions.
*rollerblades away*
I always liked the word "highfalutin". That don’t make me gay, does it? Can I catch the gay from fancy words?
*furiously tries to fix sink with crusty wrench*
I’d be going to this premier if I didn’t have a box social to attend at the old speakeasy that night. P.S. – "highfalutin" is my safe word with Mistress Jim.
Sorry, Lance, that’s our word now. And you can catch the gay from fancy words. Also by watching Bravo or purchasing boxer briefs. I don’t make the rules; I just embody them.
Wait, I watch Bravo and wear boxer briefs – that’s gay now? DAMMIT!
I think they also took the name Lance.
Now, the beret and porn moustache… totally hetero.
What’s all this gay talk in a thread about marriage? that shit ain’t legal.
Is this the movie where they all walk around talking fast sounding like James Cagney?
I’d just like to state for the record that I’m pretty sure I’m not gay. I know because while I was making the patterns for a new boxer short design, my wife came in and said "5 minutes, designer – MAKE IT WORK!".
But I smacked her ass on the way out, so, yeah – not gay.
I feel nobody’s really addressed the foremost topic of concern in this thread yet so let me be the first. I would bang the living shit outta Rachel McAdams. There, I said it.
I think they also took the name Lance.
To be fair, my real name is pretty hetero.
I’d bang Patricia Clarkson because she reminds me of my favorite tranny hooker.
To be fair, my real name is pretty hetero.
No it’s not. Why whould you lie like that? Liar.
:-( You caught me. My real name is Prince Cocklover Von Chamomile. I’m not an actual Prince, that’s just my first name, like Michael Jackson’s kids. But my friends call me "Blanket".
Your friends still talk to you? Man, what the hell am I doing wrong?
I feel nobody’s really addressed the foremost topic of concern in this thread yet so let me be the first. I would bang the living shit outta Rachel McAdams.
It goes without saying. Hell, even I would wreck that chick.
Surely if he was that worried about humiliating her with a divorce he could always kill himself? Or he could cuntpunch her to death…
Hey, lets throw a Blanket party for Lance. It’ll be fun.
I would gnaw off my own foot to escape this movie.