GI JOE IS STILL LOOKIN’ GOOD
02.22.08
JFX online has these latest pictures from G.I. Joe, the upcoming movie adaptation from director Stephen “I Deserve to be Homeless” Sommers. At left, Channing Tatum channels Ford Fairlane as Duke. Above right, Sienna "Shittsburgh" Miller tries to forget what movie she’s in as Baronness. And if everyone’s getting an aristocrat name, I think Sommers should be Count Suckula, or Earl Turdpeddler.
I liked Sienna Miller better in whatever movie this was.
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Yeah, well Lady J is looking better.
What if Steve Sommers married Shelley Winters? That would be fucked up right!?
That would rip a hole in the urethra of the space time continuum, Luch.
This green tea is really starting to kick in.
By green tea I mean…..well I mean green tea, asshole.
Q: Is the past tense of "shit" "shat"? Or is that only in England/New Zealand?
In this country, we say "shitted".
Exampl: I almost shitted my britches when I coughed.
Oooh, good band name: Vacuum Continuum
So the Baronness is a widow of a "Joe" and swears revenge against them, so she aligns herself with Cobra after a few too many drinks and gloryholeing Destro at a dive bar?
That’s my guess, and I’m willing to bet I’m not too far off.
I’ve used shat for years Luch. Also shart. As in trying to fart and some debris slips out. I’ve said too much.
I’m going to disagree…
CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE!
I’ll take Shadow Stevens for the block!
I heard Wesley Snipes was originally cast to play Snake Eyes. When he asked where his costume was they said, "Costume?"
Who the fuck is Shadow Stevens anyway?
I heard Wesley Snipes was originally cast to play Snake Eyes. When he asked where his costume was they said, "Costume?"
True LOL!
It’s ShadoE Stevens. He was born Terry Ingstad. He’s a popsicle dick.
In this country, we say "shitted".
Exampl: I almost shitted my britches when I coughed.
False. Past tense is "shat". "Shitted" is ebonics.
*incoming transmission*
John Cena was slated to play Gung Ho!
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND GETS KIDNAPPED!
*end transmission*
Actually, Luch, I believe he spells it "Shadoe" Stevens.
Fuck. That was already cleared up. Iguess that’s what happens when no one tells you that there’s a new post.
Lance just shitted on me, Son.
I thought America adopted Ebonics as the native tounge, no?
Gawd, that banner pic makes me think Stephen Sommers is channeling "Lt. Falcon" more than Duke! *snort snort* Is he going to get Don Johnson to do his voice-over, too? Fag.
I thought the past tense of shit was "pooped".
*incoming transmisison*
COBRA LALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAA!
*end transmission*
Don’t you mean "papped"?
Stupid English and their English.
"Should I use these sunglasses, or the 3D ones like Biff’s friend wore?"
Ok. The real Glen just tried to talk to his cat over the phone.
The cat’s name is Tiffany. I can’t fucking take it anymore.
This just in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDtpWfSKeo
Did Glen buy his cat in a mall in 1987?
(Give it time)
Glen to cat: Tiffany, last night was wonderful…but what of my wife finds out about…us?
NEW POST FORHAK LAPPING HADIBAHS!
Fibber
*deep in space, loud, rumbling, condescending belly laughter is heard*
Did Glen buy his cat in a mall in 1987?
(Give it time)
Glen to cat: Tiffany, last night was wonderful…but what of my wife finds out about…us?
The cat sings back "I think we’re alone now…"
YAY!
Stone is the man! (person)
Jesus Christo – I get to post once and then they send me to work for 45 minutes!?!? Fuck this and fuck that too.
*Chodin parts hair and clears throat*
Hi guys! BTKs and fifis to all.
YAY!
Stone is the man! (person)
When did I become gender neutral? It’s probably my ex-wife’s fault. Whore.
Here is the motorcycle stunt that Johnny Knoxville tore his urethra with:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c2_1203613227
Alternate angle:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=272_1203607039
Um, ouch.
I cannot watch it. too ouch, and I have a vajayjay
So…
Anybody want to go dirtbiking this weekend?
Next time I ride, I’m wearing urethra pads.
No thanks Jack!. I am lookin’ for a little dirtpiping action this weekend though…..
Hey, don’t make me drink your milkshake man. Cuz I will.
Next time I ride, I’m wearing urethra pads.
FYI, the project that Nom is working on for me? Urethra pads. I still don’t know why he needed as many photos as he asked for… Oh well. I’m off to the bathroom for another photoshoot.
*sensors detect a sudden spike in neutron radiation activity, and then Grethor appears!*
Qaplah, yIntagh humans! THe Mighty Fek’lhr isn’t going to elaborate presently, but let Him say that he has enough evidence (comic books) to say without a doubt that, judging from this banner pic, the baktag tahQeq’s running this circus have no fucking idea what the fuck they are doing in this GI Joe movie.
*Grethor goes blurry around the edges and suddenly vanishes*
Well I wear a Urethra Franklin jacket which pretty much covers my entire body with at least 40 layers of fat-like kevlar.
Now I’ve never taken a dirt bike to the dick…but I have taken my ex-girlfriend there, and some would argue that’s even more dangerous.
Pauly can vouch.
*sensors detect a sudden spike in neutron radiation activity, and then
GrethorMorgan Spurlock appears!*Hey guys, it’s me. Jacktion!
*
GrethorSpurlock goes blurry around the edges and suddenly vanishes*Johnny’s gonna have a stainless steel urethra installed. He’ll be able to do the floss trick from Hot Shots.
Co-signed
X_Pauly Dangerously__________
she better have black fucking hair later on. and black fucking glasses.