EXTENDED ‘IRON MAN’ TRAILER
02.29.08This is the extended trailer for Iron Man that ran during Lost last night, and hot damn do I have a major boner for this flick. Just the fact they used AC/DC, Audioslave, and Black Sabbath for the soundtrack instead of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" or that Disturbed song where the guy makes monkey sounds gives me reason to be optimistic. It’s the kind of decision that says, "Hey, you don’t have to follow NASCAR or watch pro wrestling to enjoy this movie."
They still had the black sidekick in there to say, "Damn!", but they were probably just being ironic, like my Fall Out Boy underpants. GRR, PALTROW!
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Let me be the first to say:
Robert Downey Jnr.
It’s like Robert Downey, all over again!
GRRRR CALLBACK!
Is it better to be feared or respected?
I wonder if there will be an outtake where Downey just goes. "ITS BETTER TO BE HIGH NAILING HOOKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOO!"
PS: I would love to have Fall Out Boy underpants…
"Hey, you don’t have to follow NASCAR or watch pro wrestling to enjoy this movie."
But if you do, that’s ok – you probably won’t realize we’re making fun of you. Enjoy the explosions.
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr hasn’t watched this vid yet, but He can’t wait to see which Black Sabbath song they use!!!
He imagines it will be "Fairies Wear Iron Suits".
*end transmission*
Speaking as one of the three people from the south that do NOT like NASCAR I feel obliged to say . . . oooooh, look. Explosions! Kewl!
Would not FOB underpants be crotchless by necessity? I mean, a really good fisting would ruin underpants because you have to stretch them off to the side and hold them out of the way
I mean, so I heard on YouTube…from…some video…
PRANK CALLER!!! PRANK CALLER!!!
Bryce, they would go nicely with your Aquaman Underoos
Erswi, you are among the Chosen Three? Wow
In other news, this trailer moistened my panties. Or would, if I had some on.
Jeepers, Mom only gave me enough money to see one movie! I just can’t decide between Love Guru and Iron Man. Guru…Iron…Guru…Iron…
Oh wait, I just remembered. Mike Myers hasn’t been funny or relevant since the first Austin Powers.
Whew! That was close!
Speaking as one of the three people from the south that do NOT like NASCAR I feel obliged to say . . . oooooh, look. Explosions! Kewl!
Don’t fret: I’m from California, but my stepmom and stepbrothers all love NASCAR. On New Year’s, her brother in law tried to fight a bull whom he began blaming for his mother’s cancer coming back. True story.
This movie is gonna be so money.
god i suck
JHC, he already knew that.
Did the bull win? Because lemme tell you, when the bull wins the Mountain Oysters are nowhere near as large or tasty.
I like NASCAR.
as a sleep aid.
I live alarmingly close to Texas Motor Speedway. The fans are rabid, but I never saw it up close before this summer. Wow.
The only redeeming feature of NASCAR? It’s the only sport with a BYOB policy.
Wow, Eib, I live nearby, too. Maybe we can be friends on the internets. Yay!
When did Congress pass the law that all superhero girlfriends had to have red hair?
Don’t fret: I’m from California, but my stepmom and stepbrothers all love NASCAR. On New Year’s, her brother in law tried to fight a bull whom he began blaming for his mother’s cancer coming back. True story.
Lance, I always had this unquieting delusion that somehow we might be distant cousins…
Your step family isn’t related to the Carters in Nichols, IA, are they?
No way NicksStylist!
The only redeeming feature of NASCAR? It’s the only sport with a BYOB policy.
Yeah, as much as the sport sucks, even I must admit that getting shitfaced on a lawn chair on the roof of an RV is pretty fucking sweet.
Yeah, Stinky, crayon colored, not from nature red hair. Ew
Amen brotha Lance. Amen!
I’m semi-involved in motorsports, and have several friends who are road-course racers. I appreciate the ability of Nascar drivers, but have a hard time associating with the culture.
One of my friends is very close with a driver/team owner. The driver is a world-renowned road course guy with many championships to his name. He got into Nascar because it’s where the money is.
See any paralells to bad movies?
Fuck Stone! I was waiting for you to start spamming for richredneckleftturners.com. WTF?
I only watch sports where the players are allowed to punch eachother in the face.
*Lance frantically searches Ancestry.com, praying to God*
Nascar is owned by a family that lives in New Yawk City…or was that just the worst pick up line ever? I can’t believe I slept with him.
Juan Montoya or Jaques Villanoove, Soup?
yes, I’m a closet Neck-car fan, fuck off. I’m from Nebraska. If it isn’t football season, I don’t have a whole bunch of shit to choose from. Trying to guess which snowflake will hit the ground first isn’t as fun as it may sound.
Amen to that one AGB. Boxing, football, and hockey are where it’s at. Also badmitton. OK, so maybe you’re not technically allowed to punch the opponent in the face but that never stopped me.
Real men watch
pro-wrestlingMMA!Real men watch
pro-wrestlingRETARD MMA!I watch soccer too because they get a bit pissy sometimes too. And diving, but that’s for other (ahem) reasons.
- 2nd too
Lance, I always had this unquieting delusion that somehow we might be distant cousins…
Your step family isn’t related to the Carters in Nichols, IA, are they?
Perhaps. They’re from Bakersfield, and I generally assume all Bakersfieldians to have roots in Iowa or Oklahoma. Have you heard of Bakersfield singing sensation Prussian Blue:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_and_Lynx
*sigh*
How did Iron Man devolve into a thread about NASCAR? Shouldn’t you folks be over on the WWTDD Britney Spears post?
This movie looks badass
You idiots just can’t appreciate good cinema.
Boondock Saints 2 will never happen. Get over it.
…
See you at Thanksgiving at Cleo and Shirley’s, Lance…
I’m just glad they used the original Iron Man by Sabbath and not some updated hip hop/rock one, by say The Black Eyed Peas.
If that would’ve been the case, I would have cunt punted the first tart I see.
Boondock Saints sucks. There, I said it.
Maybe I should have said, "Fairies Wear Iron Boots"…
GRRR…RAT SALAD!
Stinky Pete’s and Fek’s avatars are starting to meld.
A ship Cap’ns hat will appear on Fek’s head shortly.
"cunt punted"
my day is complete
Lance, Boondock Saints rule. You’re a fool, sir.
*I just don’t get down on my knees and suck the dick of Boondock Saints like every badass-wannabe does.
I am with Lance on the Boondock Saints thing. I mean, Powder is in it, please. Thanks for opening the door to truth, Lance
One of the Boondock Saints used to be a Prada model. An example of the useless information that clogs my brain.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005342/ That guy.
Yes. That guy.
New post animal fuckers!
Darn, I thought that statement would make more people angry. Seriously though, if ever there was a movie that proved that there’s such a thing as too much slo-mo and that Willem Dafoe can be too over the top, it was Boondock Saints.
Boondock Saints sent me into such a tizzy of rage. One of the worst movies ever. I’m getting steamed just thinking about it. GAHHHHH
I thought Willem Defoe was good fun in Boondock Saints; Billy Connolly, less so. The documentary on the making of it is good fun. So, Lance’s stepmom-in-law(?) got bull cancer? That’s got to suck. Suppose it’s better than getting ball cancer. That would be unlucky. Unless she’s a tranny.
I enjoyed Boondock Saints. There, I said it.
I’m glad I have no clue what the Boondock Saints are.
But Robert Downey Jr. is channeling a college professor I know. He’s a great guy and great teacher, but I think I would’ve gotten even more out of his classes if there were explosions.
Juan Montoya or Jaques Villanoove, Soup?
Not one of the F1 boys. Boris.
Said head huh? I’d like to see him get on a quality team with good equipment. He’s got a good personality. He’s not one of the robotic, sponsor spewing, gatorade drinking dipshits. He can drive his ass off too.
He’s part owner of the team. I agree, they’re not having much luck working with what they have. My only tie to what’s going on is the tidbits my friend’s group discusses. I’ve somehow been included in the email circle of team and news updates. Nothing inside, just the friend’s sharing what they know.
You should see him on a road course. He won the 24 hrs. at Nurburgring a couple years ago.
Back to Iron Man! Robert Downy Jr! Arragh!
Seriously though, there is like no way this movie will suck. Yeah, go Iron Man! Whoo!!!
No doubt, the movie looks pretty bad ass. I can’t wait.
p.s. Real men make there own Fall Out Boy underpants. It’s a skill that turns all the ladies on, like having mad bo staff skills or being able to pick up a 7 10 split.
My Fall Out Boy underpants are self made. My crabs cause me to itch my nuts at a pretty consistant pace, thereby wearing out the crotch. Hence, the boys fall out.
Fuck I’m reaching……for the bottle of Jack.
Dat’ll kill dem crabs. That’s how Pete Wentz takes care of that shit. Pour on the Jack, and a short crying spell later you’re good as new.
If this movie isn’t completely kick ass, I swear…..I’ll still blow Robert Downey Jr.
One of my roommates told us for two weeks how fucking great Boondock Saints was and how it would "change your life." Then he brought home the DVD and we all passed around a few joints while watching it.
When the movie ended, he got up to eject the DVD and gave us all this really expectant look waiting for us to start gushing about it. I was the first to break the silence:
"You’re a god damn faggot, Tyler."
Not impressed.