Comments on: DAKOTA FANNING IS NO SKINHEAD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 00:03:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Penetron http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-56005 Penetron Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:12:24 +0000 #comment-56005 Somebody start a countdown to age 18 for Dakota.  I'm not good at math.  My cock, however, won the nobel prize for coming up with the answer to the question, "How many cocks can fit into Rosie O'Donnells smelly gash?"  Answer.  None.  She sticks charcoal briquettes into that abomination, does a few jumping jacks, reaches back into the abyss and pulls out a diamond.  A blood diamond. Somebody start a countdown to age 18 for Dakota.  I’m not good at math.  My cock, however, won the nobel prize for coming up with the answer to the question, "How many cocks can fit into Rosie O’Donnells smelly gash?"  Answer.  None.  She sticks charcoal briquettes into that abomination, does a few jumping jacks, reaches back into the abyss and pulls out a diamond.  A blood diamond.

]]> By: J.Q. Higgins http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55897 J.Q. Higgins Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:55:35 +0000 #comment-55897 "Snitches get stitches." Da-Kota. Their make-up is by Costco. Looking absolutely stunning in "Winnebago White". “Snitches get stitches.” Da-Kota.

Their make-up is by Costco. Looking absolutely stunning in “Winnebago White”.

]]> By: gyne http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55680 gyne Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:44:00 +0000 #comment-55680 I'm not saying that Sofia Vassilieva has a set of DSL on her.... because that'd be wrong. I’m not saying that Sofia Vassilieva has a set of DSL on her…. because that’d be wrong.

]]> By: Chris http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55459 Chris Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:34:40 +0000 #comment-55459 <p>Y: That little slut from Little Miss Sunshine is going to be a hottie when she gets older. Dakota Fanning, on the other hand, is creepy looking.</p><p>Now if you'll excuse me, Chris Hanson just showed up...</p> Y: That little slut from Little Miss Sunshine is going to be a hottie when she gets older. Dakota Fanning, on the other hand, is creepy looking.

Now if you’ll excuse me, Chris Hanson just showed up…

]]> By: I'm Rick Astley, Bitch! http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55440 I'm Rick Astley, Bitch! Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:21:11 +0000 #comment-55440 Cameron Diaz? Did they change the ending the story so the mother swallows her young whole? Fuck her. I read the book, it was sorta decent in a sappy PMS way despite being blatantly ripped from a real story. I might have watched this, but my curiosity to see it go from book to movie will not overpower the desire to set the screen on fire as soon as Diaz makes an appearance. Cameron Diaz? Did they change the ending the story so the mother swallows her young whole? Fuck her. I read the book, it was sorta decent in a sappy PMS way despite being blatantly ripped from a real story. I might have watched this, but my curiosity to see it go from book to movie will not overpower the desire to set the screen on fire as soon as Diaz makes an appearance.

]]> By: anti-gravitational breasts http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55385 anti-gravitational breasts Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:20:25 +0000 #comment-55385 <p>3 facts about Nick Cassavettes:</p><ol><li>Was in negotiations to write a screenplay for a remake of his father's film, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (1976) for New Line Cinema with Brett Ratner set to direct in 1998. The project never got made because Ratner made The Family Man (2000) instead.</li><li>He was nearly a foot taller than his father John Cassavetes.</li><li>Is a gifted speed-reader.<br /></li></ol> 3 facts about Nick Cassavettes:

  1. Was in negotiations to write a screenplay for a remake of his father’s film, The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (1976) for New Line Cinema with Brett Ratner set to direct in 1998. The project never got made because Ratner made The Family Man (2000) instead.
  2. He was nearly a foot taller than his father John Cassavetes.
  3. Is a gifted speed-reader.
]]> By: King of the jews http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55383 King of the jews Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:16:51 +0000 #comment-55383 I wonder if Alec will be as friendly with these young girls as he is to his daughter. One day Breslin will be all like "Hey Alec" and then he'll just snap, call her a whore throw her down a flight of stairs and then blame Kim Basinger. I wonder if Alec will be as friendly with these young girls as he is to his daughter. One day Breslin will be all like "Hey Alec" and then he’ll just snap, call her a whore throw her down a flight of stairs and then blame Kim Basinger.

]]> By: The Luchador http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55354 The Luchador Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:11:22 +0000 #comment-55354 Lets just pretend I didnt say that there. Lets just pretend I didnt say that there.

]]> By: Observer http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55352 Observer Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:11:19 +0000 #comment-55352 If she's old enough to be tied up.....she's old enough to be gang-banged. If she’s old enough to be tied up…..she’s old enough to be gang-banged.

]]> By: The Luchador http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/02/dakota-fanning-is-no-skinhead#comment-55323 The Luchador Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:23:34 +0000 #comment-55323 If she's old enough to have sex with me.....then......gunga galunga? If she’s old enough to have sex with me…..then……gunga galunga?

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