The latest trailer for Coraline, an animated feature from writer Neil Gaiman (hee hee, gay man) and the director of a Nightmare Before Christmas helpfully comes with a disclaimer saying that it’s best enjoyed with 3-D glasses. Meaning that unless you’re George Lucas or Biff’s buddy from Back to the Future, you’re probably just gonna have to use your imagination. Here goes.
OH MY GOD, THE NEEDLE’S COMING STRAIGHT FOR MY EYE! Whoa, that was so awesome. I’m so high right now.
The animated film is based on Neil Gaiman’s best-selling book, which is the story of a young girl who unlocks a mysterious door in her new home and enters into an adventure in a parallel reality. On the surface, this other world eerily mimics her own life – though much more fantastical. In it, Coraline encounters such off-kilter inhabitants as the morbidly funny Miss Forcible and Miss Spink, and a counterfeit mother – who attempts to keep her. Ultimately, Coraline must count on her resourcefulness, determination, and bravery to get back home. [MovieWeb]
What a coincidence – I won Mr. Forcible in a male pageant once. I still have the sash.
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"Coraline encounters such off-kilter inhabitants as the morbidly funny Miss Forcible and Miss Spink, and a counterfeit mother – who attempts to keep her. Ultimately, Coraline must count on her resourcefulness, determination, and bravery to get back home."
And with friends like forcible and spink, all they need to get her home is a strap on and a bus ticket.
You know what else looks wicked cool in 3D? . . . My cock.
Damn 3-D, my cock is still a side-scroller….
Really Erswi?
When it comes to animated children’s stories of triumph and determination, I prefer Hertzfeldt’s Billy’s Balloon.
[www.youtube.com]
If you don’t cry the whole five minutes, I’m quite certain that you are made of stone.
You know what else
looksfeels wicked cool in 3D? . . . My cock.fixxed
Well, i will mostly likely see this and love it because thats how i roll.
I don’t crawl down dark tunnels anymore after Cremaster. Too lubey.
*incoming transmisison*
You see, because the reason Tony Stark made the FIRST Iron Man suit was to save him from shrapnel that was getting too close to his heart. Then he used it to beat up commies!
Now the suit can save him from teh AIDS, and he can use it to go beat up homos!
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure jokes are always funnier when He has to explain them to you human baktags.
*end transmission*
I have to admit that I have a man-crush on Neil Gaiman…which basically means I wouldn’t charge him.
That’s funny, Michelle07. Cause that’s exactly why I keep crawlign down dark tunnels.
Back to the Future will always haunt Billy Zane.
Well, that and Titanic.
And maybe The Phantom.
Zoolander was pretty embarassing.
Oh, and Cleopatra.
Where was I going with this?
Women of your age just need that extra lube-yness eh? It’s not your fault.
Counterfeit mother, eh? I knew a song that used both these words quite oft. It was sung by a delightful gnome with a red sportsman cap, placed on his head in an auspicious manner. He was calling us all out for being counterfeits. I wish I could remember his name or perhaps something it implies in a familiar manner.
Holy crap, Billy Zane has 2 movies in post production
They sound so hot right now.
Yea, I hear the
sizzlefizzle.Fo shizzle my nizzle.
Michelle, that’s only because he wants his cameo in the FilmDrunk Productions insta-classic "The Atari Trilogy" to be a secret. He’s playing an alligator.
This steak gots mad grizzle.
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr is holding one of your prestigious college basketball coaches hostage:
Tom
IzzoIzzle(end transmission*
I hope thats not coming out the same weekend as "Apple IIe"
(Paper airplane comes flying into Al’s office…):
Nominus sez -
I think Billy Zane is a joke as much as the next guy, however, don’t forget that he was pretty kick ass in ‘Tales From the Crypt presents: Demon Knight’. He was great in that.
Nom – I OWN that movie. You and Luch will have to fight over me now.
the morbidly funny Miss Forcible
Is she so funny that you nearly die from laughter (like the good FilmDrunkards)? Or is she so fucking unfunny you try and kill yourself (like those others)?
Maybe morbidly funny like Michael Douglas in Falling Down when he makes a witty remark before or after shooting people with a shotgun. Comedy gold!
Billy Zane has sex with Kelly Brook. I’m sure that overrides whatever feelings of shame and embarrassment he will ever feel.
(Incoming airplane):
Fight? Over a female? Sorry, but me and the Luchador would make great tag team partners. Hell, even both our names could work as tag team wrestlers. I say you just let us both hang out on the Al playground.
- Nominus
Also… when did Nom hire a surrogate speaker and why doesn’t he have a hat like this:
[www.tvsquad.com]?
He’s a real pro.
I thought he was a real tranny?
Did I break something?
Only our hearts, big boy.
…..and my pussy bone.
Michelle, that’s only because he wants his cameo in the FilmDrunk Productions insta-classic "The Atari Trilogy" to be a secret. He’s playing an alligator.
Crocodile. Don’t fuck this up, Burnsy!
This movie looks like a Tool video. I’ll probably watch this movie because you can’t spell Coraline without oral.
Remember how gay 3D used to be? You would put on your red and blue goggles to watch some show and the only 3D part would be like.
"Do you want ice cream? Well here you goo"
And there would be some guy handing you a fucking ice cream cone in 3D.
This breaking development just in. . . . Along with Colin Farrell, it seems that Topher Grace is also most likely midly interested in playing the recurring baddy that chases our hero and heroine through the high rise building’s maze of stairs, elevators and ladders(?). The buzz is that The Atari Trilogy’s production team have instructed Topher Grace to "go fuck yourself, momma’s boy!"
*Topher Grace’s momma was unavailable for comment.
Big Deal. Who Cares? Amazing. This Atari Trilogy movie is gonna be hottt. I read all about it on stickaforkinmyface.com. Charles Nelson Riley found his true love there!
I went to stickaforkinmyface.com right now, and all it says is "Rats…..could not connect" and something about my SQL server.
There’s nothing gayer than someone saying "Well here you goo"
A SQuirreL server = adorabie
Rats!
All right, all right! Settle the fuck down here! Daddy’s back! What’d I miss?
::looks over previous posts::
Fuck it, I’m going back to work. As you were…..
Friday the 13th in 3D > Captain Eo
Comin’ at Ya! > Friday the 13teenff in 3D
It’s Tough To Be a Bug @ Disney’s Animal Kingdom pwns all other 3D movies.
Holy Shit Jacktion, it totally does!!! And the pokey seats don’t hurt either. All the kids scare me though.
Cheech and Kevin Spacey are in that. Pwn indeed.
i call shenanigans. i just watched that preview, with 3d glasses leftover from nightmare before christmas. that shit was not 3d. either of em
*incoming transmission*
Was The Mighty Fek’lhr the only one that used to wear 3D glasses backwards as a kid/adult?
*end transmission*
Hey, whats with all the cute puppies? Are we now posting pictures of our lovers as avatars?
Like on the back of your head?
So hindsight would not only be 20/20, but 20/20 3D?
Hey, where the hell has BK been? She still owes us a Knight Rider review!
Quit it, Luch. My minds going to explode
Or was everything inverted? Like your penis? BURN!!!!!!!!! I kid. sigh.
I like my puppies like I like my women.
Black, laying face down ass up, and surrounded by grass.
wurd
Can you imagine 20/20 3D!?
Barbara Walters would be like sitting on your face!!
Michelle07 said, "Or was everything inverted? Like your penis? BURN!!!!!!! I kid. sigh."
How did you know that my penis is burning?
A 20/20 3D 69? I feel an aneurysm coming on!
Fek, she hasn’t gotten around to watching Knight Rider yet. She has offered a Tin Man review to appease you, though.
She has offered a Tin Man review to appease you, though.
*a brief spike in neutron radiation occurs as Grethor de-cloaks*
Bah! And as usual she didn’t make it a burnt offering! Guy’cha!
*the viewscreen shuts off abruptly, and Grethor blurs around the edges a little before disappearing*
I can’t say this with 100% certainty, but I think The Mighty One and I have dursted over there with our excellent posting.
Eib, do you even have a picture of me?
Dursting over there? Isn’t that redundant?
No, Erswi, i dont, so you can see my dilemma here.
I suppose it is Pauly. I’m just really bored and knew mentioning them would bring one of you out of your
sexalcoholcokework induced comas.If we were posting pictures of our lovers as out avatars, then I’d have a picture of me as my avatar.
A picture of your right hand?
No, wait, I know that you just love yourself that much, being the supreme Jacktion and all.
I only wish my dick was big enough to do myself in the ass.
*incoming transmission*
The Mighty Fek’lhr once had this dream that He was in the shower, and as He cleaned his Q’ok, it kept getting longer and longer until it was EASILY long enough to hold up to His mouth and suck off.
However, when he put it in, it was all sandy and gritty and stuff. Must have been dragging on the ground on His paper route.
*end transmission*
That is so romantic. ***swoon***
<——- As much as I love black
womenlab puppies, I love Monica Bellucci even more.But oh man, Shoot Em Up Sucked aaaaaaasssssssssss
but yeah, other than that I guess she’s okay. In a hetereo innapropriately long hug kind of way. Grrr dudes.
Hey erswi – Nominus wants you to know that your Topher Grace comment was "immaculate". I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about because I just got back from another liquid lunch, but I’ll assume it was and give you props, too. If you’re lucky and he doesn’t forget, you might even get a nomination out of it.
I write for a very particular and finite audience that appreciates my wit and creativity. Nommy and Eib, you’re most welcome.
Sweet, now I make my move.
Ahh, my hip!
*incoming transmission*
Dor sho gah! Beware The Mighty Fek’lhr’s Mighty Targ, Spot!
*end transmission*
Um… erswi? I’m not Eib. But I desperately want to be.
*slumps down under desk, sobbing inconsolably*
Qovlpath!!! What is up with all the baktag Dursting today?
I know you’re not Eib, but I simply cannot flirt with you while you’re using the name Mr. Swearengen. When you were Al it was cool since I could imagine it was short for Alyssa or something of the sort. The Mr. just throws my game all off.
If it gets me some love from you, baby, we can go with “Al”.
Here, have a drink.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LANCE!!
– DAD
DID I MENTION THAT IT’S LANCE’S BIRTHDAY TODAY!
……………………..HBD, LANCE ………………………………………..
Al’s back! Hell yeah baby, I’ll take that drink.
BTW – Eib, Nom is jealous he can’t be here to flirt with you. He’s so awesome and his time is so valuable that I’m passing all his messages along, whether he wants me to or not.
Happy Birthday Lance. Many happy returns. Now, where’s the party and do I need to bring my own hookers or is it an all inclusive party?
Im so confused..
Can I just say that I am so sick of seeing Will Ferrells smug fucking face everywhere!
Wow, I have dursted. sorry about that
I wouldn’t sweat it, Eibz. This entire week has been dursted from the jump.
Man, you guys just think you Dursted over there… but then I came along. Post one serious comment and they all turn into turkeys in a downpour.
If that is really Lance’s dad, that would be the coolest fucking Durst ever!
Sorry ’bout that Pete. The current line on the au pair is pick ‘em.
Lance, Sr., was Junior born with his mangina?
What’s the current line on Nominus quitting his fucking job and getting back to the important things in life? Us!
Lance has a Dad. LOL. I’m nominating that A-fuckin’-SAP!
THIS LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF SHIT
Where is everyone? Are you telling me work actually gets done during the day? wow, shocking. I need to go lie down
I’m stiil here, El Guapo!
Erswi! Present and accounted for!
and with wood.
Pauly, your dog avatar is far and away the best. JYD!
who is that in your avi Pauly?
The Mighty Fek’lhr wonders if "HBD" is anything like a "BTK"?
Hamstring, Bind, Decapitate?
Eib, UR ded 2 Him
I would put my Snoop Dogg av up but I don’t wanna get Vegas Hustla’d by da man. Which happens to be a woman but wtf you gonna do, right?
HBD LANCE!!!!!!!!
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND GETS KIDNAPPED!
I found a picture Erswi, you like?
Hey Eib’s av just reminded me of something? There never was any word on whether Harley Quinn would make an appearance in Dark Knight was there? B/c if not maybe we could write a Harley-esque character into AT:III.
that’s Atari Trilogy pt. 3 for the lamos out there.
That’s the Junkyard Dog, Eibz.
"If ya don’t know, ya betta aks somebody!" -Snoop Dogg
Hold the phone….
Snoop can get you fired at your job, Erswi?
Are you kidding? If I weren’t at work I’d be Jacktin to it right now!
Thanks JHC. I try.
Not exactly but my interweb activity has to remain on the down low. I can’t risk downloading the pic, changing avs and then deleting all record of the pic. Don’t wanna get Hustla’d, right?
Hey, Fek, what have I done to displease Him?
erswi-That was pretty fucking gay. I look at hardcore porn at work! In fact I wa
//service interrupted, signal cancelled at source
Indeed, Erswi. I don’t think I’m gonna get Hustla’d for my internet activity because I just give the IT guy a joint and he erases it for me with a tight lip. But I might get Hustla’d for being hungover/drunk again, and/or stoned on the job. But it’s only breaking the law if you get caught, right?
Fek, what have I done to displease Him?
*incoming transmission*
Bah! The Mighty Fek’lhr was outraged that you didn’t recognize The Junkyard Dog! Have you not seen Wrestlemania, or Hulk Hogan’s Rock n Roll Express????
*end transmission, deep in space is heard:*
BONG!!!!!!!
What’s the current line on Nominus quitting his fucking job and getting back to the important things in life? Us!
Hey! Are my efforts going completely unnoticed and unappreciated here? I negotiate and "delegate" all my real job duties away, all day long so I can accommodate Nominus’ busy schedule and bring you snippets of his brilliance and yet…
*sniff*
Two things:
Anyway, looking at porn at work and knowing that I can
BTK anyone who walks in on meget caught at anytime, makes it that much more fun.Not that you aren’t doing a bang up job, Al. It’s just that Nominus is a hands on (his cock) kinda guy who doesn’t like having to use a go-between (or a reach-around). Besides that you’re doing great!
Talking about the actual post is so 1994.
Boosh!
Luch I am overwhelmed by the sheer adorableness of your puppy.
*Pauly takes a swig of the can of beer at his desk, looks at the pile of paperwork, files, and invoices. Proceeds to post comment at Filmdrunk.com*
Al, are you getting paid for doing nom’s posting? I’d look to get comp’d somehow.
This has been the most un-funny week EVAR! I think it’s the fact that I got first place on CotW. I was proud at first, and now that title has just lost is luster.
*Pauly hits "Add comment" and proceeds to look for porn*
Luch I am overwhelmed by the sheer adorableness of your puppy.
Thank you. I will take that as a roundabout way as telling me I’m totally hot.
Pauly- You guys hiring over there? I like beer and porn.
Al, are you getting paid for doing nom’s posting?
Oh, I’ll be compensated alright – WITH BLOOD!
Luch, my dog avatar is cuter than yours.
Yea, but my pic is really my dog.
(my last comment was a lot funnier when it only existed in my head)
I think my dog avi is cuter than both, Jack’s and Luch’s?
SMB- How do you look in a low cut shirt and a mini-skirt? Lord knows I need someone here to sexually harass.
No, blood is funny. I give you a 3/4.
Pauly- Spetacular! saddly my father didn’t think so. I can still hear him muttering "fag".
Luch, if we’re going with real life pets, then my cat would eat your puppy alive.
Trick is not to let your balls hang out the bottom.
I actually own The Junkyard Dog.
That would explain the chains.
Waka waka
Who in the FUCK drank my milkshake? I left that shit here cause it was too cold, I come back and it’s gone. i can leave nothing around you sperm slurpers.
This reminds me of one of my highschool parties, in that no one is here. WTF?
You want me to do a keg stand, or something, SMB?
Women always seem to want me to square up payment when they are ragging. Women are bitches like that. Except Al and Mr. Swearengen, but thats because they are both guys.
I’m back and my avatar is actually me! Huzzah
Nom!!! Hey, wait, Im a bitch like that?
You don’t want a "Kool-Aid smile" Nom?
Bitches always wanna square up payment……………WITH BLOOD!
No eib, you aren’t. You’ve always been nice enough to not be found during those few days a month. I figure it’s because if you could be found, I’d get my hopes up, and not get to buy any candy. Except TearJerkers.
Now pay me
YOU CANNOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PRAYER!
Sorry Michelle, you may have that backwards. You get to keep 20%, and the rest goes to me. Don’t worry, alot of that actually goes to administrative costs.
Dammit, Nom, me & Mr. Swearengen are pretending to be girls, remember? Jeez, all this internets-denial at work is making you lose your edge, I think.
on account of hooking requires multiple faxes and a plethora of copy paper.
Holy shit. People!
Well, kinda…
He also has to pay for any medical problems he may develop in his hands from choking bitches. Carpal tunnel may be the biggest bitch of all.
You can get Arfritus from choking bitches out.
With me, you get the benefit of two people. Except I don’t know where the hell Mr. Swearengen went
because I can’t remember his password.Good times.
You should invest in memorable passwords there, Al Swearengen.
Thanks for reminding me about that, Pa. That reminds me, there has been an increase in the cost of our Healthcare/endurance insurance rates, so it will be about an additional 12 dollars a week. I don’t like it either, heck, right now Al is typing this for me while I talk.
I got my passwrd tattoo’d on me so I will never
give up the fightforget.Will you take it in quarters? I’ve been working the arcade.
*DISCLAIMER*
I’m drunk.
Please sign
X_____________________
I’m off to Lance’s party. You guys are coming right? He said not to mention it because it was a suprise. And that it’s perfectly normal to have a party down at the docks.
Well I wasn’t invited, so that party is gonna be sans Pauly. Which means sans weed, coke, and fun. Still going?
Holy crap – I’m hanging out with Pauly! Fuck Lance. I mean Happy Birthday, Lance.
nooooooooooo
Michelle, dear, that was our little secret!
What I learned today:
I have the same B-day as Amanda Bynes. I’d give her a Birthday Beej.
Fek, what is that? A wolf/warthog/bear thing? Tres sexeeey
For Lance’s birthday, I have agreed to do the Comments of the Week for him. Just so you all know, I’ll be winning.
*a brief spike in neutron radiation occurs…AND THEN! Grethor appears!*
View screen on! Bah!
*before you stands the Might of Fek’lhr the Feared!*
Qaplah, human forshak! The Mighty Fek’lhr’s avatar is His dreaded pet Targ, Spot! Dor sho gha!
View screen, OFF! BAH!
*the screen suddenly goes blank, Grethor gets blurry around the edges and then vanishes*
What’s with Fek’lhr suddenly recommitting to his character?
awww and he’s a little sweaty pie (yes sweaty) who’s a good boy? who’s a good boy?
aafdfasdfd (Michelle lies in a pool of blood)
Ok peeps – I’m off to watch a hockey game. In my absence, Nominus will be posting for Al.
Whaddaya mean it doesn’t work like that?
Dibs on the carcass!
Al and Nommy, you are confusing us. This is madness, there will be no escape for the princess this time.
durst?
Hope you’re hungry for some brat-durst.
Ha Ha! My mission is complete
Mmmm, sweaty pie.
well im off from work time to go home log onto camfrog and start a whackin’
laters
Fun Fact:
I shit, standing up, so no one can say that I pee sitting down
BWARK BWARK!!
Hey remember when the Galactica got all fucked up and Daggit had to fill it’s colostomy bag with respirators and crawl through Lon Cheney’s colon to save some retarded kittens? I know Fek does.
I remember everything. Well, except that. But still, I remember more than all of you pansies put together inside a phone booth. I mean phone boosh.
TITS AND LABIA!
FORESKIN AND SCROTUM!
Wait. Lance has the same birfday as Chuck Palahniuk?
Wait. Lance has the same birfday as Chuck Palahniuk?
Weird, I didn’t know that either. Thanks wikipedia.
The more times I’ve had a birthday, the less activity actually takes place on that day. I guess that means I would rather lay in bed as a treat, than have to intentionally do something. But I always get cards from family. I hate that, because I hardly ever send cards to family. Gee, thanks for making me feel like a selfish inconsiderate jackass on my birthday.
Happy Burfday Lance. I got you a sweater.
Lance won’t tell us how old he is. The Mighty Fek’lhr guesses he doesn’t want to add fodder for the shrine He is building in Lance’s honour.
Time for a guessing game. 26? Or is it 5?
His myspace says 27.
He’s really only 17. He says he’s 27 on his myspace page to impress the chicks.
One time he took his laptop to the corner liquor store and tried to use his myspace age as I.D. to buy Zima.
I impress the chicks with the banana I turned into a hummingbird on my myspace page.
My MySpace was featured on “To Catch a Predator”
When I was 15 I used my college ID to buy cigarettes for 10 year olds at a 500% markup. Textbooks are expensive. Giving kids cancer is priceless.
I tried to buy beer with an Elvis Presley drivers license when I was 14. The lady said "What are you-some kind of comedian?"
Fist thing you know old Jed’s a millionaire.
*deep in the reaches of space, a loud, resonating sound is heard…*
BONG!!!!!!!!
For a race of space aliens, they sure don’t understand the physics involved with sound, or maybe they are just so sodoMighty and powerful that they can create soundwaves in the empty vacuum of space.
You know, the vacuum of space isn’t like shitty vacuum of hoover. It also won’t blow up when you try and fix it yourself.
*sensors detect a spike in neutron radiation, suddenly Grethor appears!*
Guy’cha, human forshak! Did you think this challenge would go unanswered by The Mighty Fek’lhr, yIntagh?
The theory is simple, so simple even a HaDiBah like Nominus should be able to follow:
The Mighty Fek’lhr hits His ba’Sin so hard and loud, and with such unsurpassed strength and power, that even the minute particles of matter strewn throughout space are enough to give it the resounding BOOM you forshak-hut dwelling baktags can hear and comprehend!
QAPLAH!
*the edges around Grethor get blurry, and suddenly it is gone*
So you guys are saying that Lance is 27 today?
AAAAhahaha, god Lance, you just now turned 27? You Loser! Hell, I did that, like, at least 7 months ago! Geez man, way to be on the cutting edge there guy. You might as well be saying ’bouty bout it’ in daily conversations to stay ahead of the game.
Holy shit guys! Did you just see that?! What the fuck was that thing that faded in and out of existence just now? Yeah, that spaceship looking thing? Yeah, that had that nerd pop up on the projector talking like he takes what he is doing seriously? WTF was that guys?
Um, Nom, you have officially lost your mind. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
Lost my mind? Eh. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Nevermind.
Nom, are you trying to woo me with ancient Simpsons references? You know your 350-lb sweaty hairy hulking body has already accomplished that.
Oh I see, you were wooing Eib. Nevermind.
Fuck I meant to comment as Al. Passwords confuse me.
No, I was trying to steal a joke. I was hoping no one would get such an old reference from before Simpsons even was a TV show. Duh. Grrrrr…plagarism
Hey it’s just us in here. Wanna make out? Don’t tell Luch.
Shit. Rejected AND Durst.
Jesus, I’m so alone. No love for Al. Just me and my bourbon. Cocksuckers.
Thanks dub. Just knowing you’re here, albeit completely and annoyingly silent, is enough. Also, it creeps me out that you were going to watch me and Nom make out. Pervert.
::Jacktion lurks::
We get off on lurkers
In more ways than one
Oh wait, I’m not supposed to announce I’m lurking, am I? I really suck at this.
damn you fuckers. i was leisurely watching, "dont forget the lyrics" whilst surfing filmdrunk on my phone but low and behold the fuckn keyboard doesnt pop up when i tape the fuckn comment box. LANCE WTF?!
btw: i get off on watching, he he
Is it wrong that it’s turning me on that you’re watching?
Is it wrong that I get off at my bus stop every day?
btw: tape= new tap
al: it’s nothing new that i turn on the girls with my glare so you shouldnt feel guilty. feel sexy, grRRR!!!
NO WAY! I jack off at the bus stops morning. Then again when school lets out.
Fucking Mexican stole my “in the”!
I have your "in the" and I’m holding them hostage. What have you to offer in exchange?
Well…not much. Just insecurities and an “Alcoholic background”.
Oh. I mean uh…a beer or two, and a roach?
Pauly… it has to be something I don’t already have. God, you’re bad at this. You’re SO not getting "in the" back.
It’s OK. I have “in da” to fall back on.
i have a "penis." how about that?
I have "in-do" to fall back on.
But we might have to negotiate later, pending a “cease and assist” from Al Sharpton.
N-Doe. That’s what I meant to type.
You have a "penis"? ? I’ve heard of such things. Please go on.
You have to ask him “where” he has one, Al.
yes, it’s rudimentary really. it has a shaft that extends/contracts (actuator), a head, and a scrotum that holds two testes.
its up for grabs if you want t
Oh, I hope it’s growing out of his ear. That’s where all the sexy peni come from.
No “turtle neck”, eh? Can I try it before I buy it?
examine it if you must. it’s in stable condition, but there is a ‘break it, you buy it’ clause.
I have a penis growing out of my ass… HEY! Well shitouttacunt! That cock is attached to a dude! Get outta there Brad, now is not tippy time. Silly fag!
Close of business Durst.
I must say, the best stuff happens here late at night. While I am sleeping. I think this may not be just coincindence.
There should be a contest to name every single movie that used "There are some doors that should never be opened." as a tagline. There’s gotta be a few dozen.