Let’s face it, a lot of people comment on FilmDrunk. But it takes an extra special sort not to say something pointless or retarded, and an even specialer sort to actually be funny. And that’s why every week, I honor those special Drunkards.
Nominate your favorite comment for next week’s Comments of the Week here (post is hidden, so bookmark it). Want to know more about how it works? Here’s a handy primer from frequent commenter ‘The Mighty Fek’lhr’. Don’t care? Fair enough.
1. Pauly Dangerously perhaps best captures to spirit of FilmDrunk with this gem from the Ryan Reynolds thread: "I can wash my clothes on Ryan Reynolds’ stomach. By "wash my clothes" I mean "spooge". [whispers] I’d fuck him face to face."
2. From the Indiana Jones thread, Jacktion! suggests a more apt title, based on the star’s age: "Indiana Jones and the Newscaster That He Doesn’t Like."
3. From the Wolverine is Pissed thread, JHC discovers similarities between himself and Wolverine: "’It will center on the origins of the superhero with animal-like reflexes, an alloy skeletal system and the ability to heal from virtually any wound. He also could use a friend.’ Fuckin’ A!!!! I have a super-power just like Wolverine!!!"
4. From the The Happening trailer thread, The Luchador says, "My mom has a brand new trailer too. And a new tattoo of a bluejay on her back."
5. From the Weekend Preview thread, John Wayne in a Devo Hat suggests a borderline racist new title for Step Up 2 The Streets: Talk Up 2 The Screen.
6. And finally, Chodin asks what we’ve all been wondering in the Dennis Quaid thread: Anyone know if they’re gonna allow dudes to have sex with each other during screenings of "G.I. Joe" ?
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Disapproval Cat thinks you could’ve done better.
Yeah, well, Serious Kitten thinks Disapproval Cat should suck his balls.
Pssh, there is no Serious Kitten. Serious Cat thinks Concerned Kitten is getting too big for his britches.
Congrats to the wieners. To those who didn’t win, you aren’t really missing anything.
Also, this isn’t the first time in my life I’ve had a pussy be disapproving towards me. I will say it’s the first time a mulatto pussy has though.
4. From the The Happening trailer thread, The Luchador says, "My mom has a brand new trailer too. And a new tattoo of a bluejay on her back."
LOL It’s funny cuz it’s true!
(sad face)
Every week I check to see if I made this list, and every week I remember that I didn’t say anything. Yet I’m still disappointed. This was also my approach to dating in high school.
mulatto pussy?
I believe the correct nomenclature is Afro-Caribbean Tabby.
Good job.
Winning a COTW is like being addicted to crack. the momentary high fades leaving you even emptier than before. And then you have to start all over again… And before you know it you are sucking Fek’lhr’s cock behind the dumpster at Dennys all because he says he’ll put a good word in for you; but you can see in his eyes that he won’t…
I’d like to thank my full time staff of nominators for another week of hard work. Keep it up – we’ll make it again… someday…
BTW, I can’t pay you again this week…
What a funny cat! Who cares? I found brintey spears had a personal account on MeetRich.com. It is a site forcelebrities and millionaires to mingle. It’s said Charlie Sheen has found his love there last May.
Fuck you, Westjim. I care about all the cats on this site. One day I’ll have hundreds of cats of my own, like Matted Fur Cat and Covered in its Own Feces Cat and Stenchy Ear Infection Cat, and I won’t need your site to find women.
Burnsy, Serious Kitten wanted me to tell you to be careful if you adopt Concerned Cat, as his tongue is extra sandpapery.
Burnsy, Serious Kitten wanted me to tell you to be careful if you adopt
ConcernedDisapproval Cat, as his tongue is extra sandpapery.Hmm…The Mighty Fek’lhr needs to think of something brilliant to say…He is on quite the dry spell!
Hmm…The Mighty Fek’lhr needs to
think of something brilliant to sayfind someone female to BTK…He is on quite thedry spellhouse arrest!fixed, free of charge
Well fish hook my fuck hole, I WON! I was half drunk and half kidding when I said that, hence no GRRRRR…(something hetero). I try to open up to you guys and you think I’m joking.
Sorry, my nipples are sensitive today.
And fuck you Disapproval Cat, you didn’t have to suck a mile of dick to win this week.
P.S. I’d like to thank a certain lil’ lady who nom’d me. I’m always willing to work my debt off in sexual favors.
You’re welcome.
Rookie week done and gone. Now it’s time to get SRS.
I had blood on my sheets this morning and I thought it was my period. Turns out it was hymen blood. Consider my cherry, popped.
Again, I Susan Luccied this week. I may change my name.
Man. my Brotherhood od the Traveling Lance comment was better than this one, and eight people nominated it!
Somebody can’t take a joke!
Hmm.. maybe I should start commenting on some posts.
Bryce’s description of CoTW addiction sounds like fun. Fek’lhr, here I, or should I say you, come. GRRR… Moulin Rouge! I mean Romeo + Juliet. No, I mean…
Has Baz Luhrman ever done anything not remotely gay?
Thank you for awarding me this Comment of ‘Tarded Worthiness, proving once again that I am smarter than most of the other the other ‘tardeds on this site. To celebrate, I will now run around the room making airplane noises with no pants on.
Lance, until you somehow make it so that I have internet connectivity at work, I fear you could be spending more time with dissaproval cat. After all(holds head high) without at least some NomUmental catalyst added, the threads, nay, existence really has nowhere to go.