ADAM SANDLER HAS A FAUXHAWK
02.28.08
These pics from JFX online are the latest from the set of Adam Sandler’s new movie Bedtime Stories. It seems to be raining gumballs in this scene.
It’s about a family guy who tells his nephews bedtime stories which suddenly magically come true. Keri Russel’s co-starring with Adam and the film’s set to release on Christmas day.
No one can open a movie like Adam Sandler. The amount of money he makes studios, he could probably work with anyone he wants. So who does he choose? Adam Fucking Shankman, the Stalin of Cinema, whose resume includes: Hairspray, Cheaper by the Dozen 2, The Pacifier, Bringing Down the House, A Walk to Remember, The Wedding Planner, and now this, a rejected idea for a Brendan Fraser movie.
The only explanation I can think of is that Adam Sandler is tired of fame and keeps trying to fail so he can go back to being a regular guy, but no matter what he does, everything he touches turns to gold. He’s like a guy who wants to break up with this girlfriend but doesn’t want to tell her, so instead he does every horrible thing he can think of to drive her away – sleeps with her sister, tells her she’s fat, makes her indulge in the most degrading sexual fantasies – and yet she keeps coming back for more. At this point, Hollywood’s basically tied spread-eagled to a radiator in Sandler’s basement covered in pig’s blood and dog crap while Sandler shouts from the other room in that weird baby voice, "You know, uh, I always thought it’d be hot to pull your teeth out with rusted pliers." Open wide!
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The worst movie ever was Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation starring Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey. This movie would have to be scripted by L Ron Hubbard to even come close to taking the second spot (Battlefield Earff).
Holy balls! He has a fauxhawk!
ick.
Is this movie set in the 17th century? I mean, manual windows?
Why doesn’t he just ride a horse?
*incoming transmission*
R.O.T.O.R. = worst movie ever
The Klingon Has Spoken!
*end transmisison*
What a waste!
Do you know how many kids I could
lureinto my carmake happy with all those gumballs? Me either, but it’s gotta be more than what I’ve beengettingdoing with some dead cat I found on the side of the road.How did that Zohan movie work out? Did it ‘open’ or was it ‘flushed’?
Keri Russell, is that the chick from the Noxema commercials. Yeah, she’s got nice tits. Maybe if she whips em out I might see this movie. Keyword – might.
bryce, I dont think anyone messed with it.
boosh?
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What the hell is so bad about Brendon Fraser?
I think I speak for all of us when I say that the only thing we can hope for is that Sexman reviews this movie, but uses The Buffoon voice through the whole thing.
"Thees movie sawks sheet, meng!"
Official synopsis: Goofy man-boy stars in Skittles commercial.
if you have to give your boosh a ‘?’ then it is no boosh!
BOOSH!!!
Pic. 3 reminds me of my special lady friend last night…
BOOSH!!!
New post for all my red-headed stepbrothers out there.
Great. Now that Lance changed the headline my post doesn’t make any sense, just like the ending of Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
Luch: My pimp-wagon has manual windows. We can’t all be sailing on the good ship Grethor. I heard that the doors there open with a sigh, and then close with a moan…
Keri Russell is the Hollywood version of Samson. Years ago she starred in Felicity, an estrogen-drenched show on the WB, until she cut off her flowing curly hair between seasons, causing millions of horny male viewers to switch to watching Buffy.
With the long hair she’s hotter than hell on Sunday; with the shorter hair she’s still cute, more like Hell on Saturday afternoon.
What the hell is so bad about Brendon Fraser?
Nothing, really. I just think of him every time I see a "Children’s Book Comes True!" plot. Hasn’t he done like 5 movies like that?
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Well let’s see Lance. There’s Looney Tunes, Monkeybone, Dudley Doright, George of the Jungle and of course Gods and Monsters. So I’d say yes, I think Brendan Fraser as well.
it is cool.
He’s like a guy who wants to break up with this girlfriend but doesn’t want to tell her, so instead he does every horrible thing he can think of to drive her away – sleeps with her sister, tells her she’s fat, makes her indulge in the most degrading sexual fantasies – and yet she keeps coming back for more. At this point, Hollywood’s basically tied spread-eagled to a radiator in Sandler’s basement covered in pig’s blood and dog crap while Sandler shouts from the other room in that weird baby voice, "You know, uh, I always thought it’d be hot to pull your teeth out with rusted pliars." Open wide!
You just unwittingly penned the next Adam Sandler movie.
You just unwittingly penned the next Adam Sandler movie.
Official synopsis: Goofy Man-Boy stars in Silence of the Lambs remake.