
That’s right, folks, question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: it’s time to prognosticate! Will Morgan Freeman run for President? Would this monkey let me squeeze her tits for a banana? No one can say for sure, and that means we’re free to speculate wildly! Yee ha!
Today’s question mark is based on what actor Christopher Plummer, who’d been working on Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus with Terry Gilliam and Heath Ledger, told People magazine.
"Terry’s throwing himself into the job of trying to salvage the picture," …Despite earlier reports that the director might shelve the $30 million production, Gilliam, whom Plummer describes as "terribly saddened" by Ledger’s death is "trying to work out at this moment how to continue on. Fortunately, because the film deals with magic, there is a way, perhaps, of turning Heath into other people and then, using stills and I think they call it CGI…
"Terry was a very good friend [of Heath's]," adds Plummer. "He very wants to go on with the movie, and I can very much understand why. Because he wants to dedicate it to Heath, of course."
I’m not sure what’s sadder, Heath Ledger dying young, Terry Gilliam facing another production disaster, or an aging actor trying to explain computerized special effects. "So apparently they take a computer, and they put a picture of the deceased on it, burn some incense, and cover the whole thing in the blood of a suckling pig, and then hope that their techmo-deity has been appeased. And if I’m not mistaken, that’s how Transformers was made."
I’m a big Gilliam fan, but motion-capture’s pretty creepy even when it doesn’t have a dead guy’s face grafted onto it. A zombie joke would probably be in poor taste here, so you’ll have to fill in the blanks yourselves.



Heath Ledger wasn’t CGI already? You mean somebody actually died? That is tragic.
typo. That is all.
That monkey does have some nice tits.
On the plus side, typos make things funnier than any other jokes!
Just have him shivering and shaking in shadows. Like "The Crow" after whats-his-face died.
They should just put the last half of A Knights Tale into this movie. That way, we can all enjoy it.
Next time, couldja tell me exactly where they typo is? It’s not like I got an editor reading this shit over here…
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels that if you are going to CGI an actor, at least fix his hairline and buff up his pecker a little.
I think it’s funnier when you don’t know where to look. Like when girls are trying to track down my penis. They can never find it. It’s Hilarious!
I often tuck my tie into my wasteband for dramatic affect.
That tie got tangled with his Prince Albert.
its six thirty one, fuck.
lola is part of the citadel
The Mighty Fek’lhr is certain that
PatsyGilliam can just start banging two empty halves of a coconut together to replace Ledger’s dialogue.I’m not sure what’s sadder, Heath Ledger dying young, Terry Gilliam facing another production disaster, or an aging CANADIAN actor trying to explain computerized special effects.
Fixed. If we built ipods they’d be 6 feet long and you’d have to portage them.
This just isn’t as funny without the typo.
Coconut is a tropical fruit, while this is a temperate climate.
I bought a Canadian Ipod once. It consisted of a 6 pack of LaBatts and tickets to a Bryan Adams concert.
Geez Nom! Are you really that pised that I won due to a typo?
oops! There’s another one. Gee I hope I win!!!!
For those interested, my computer sounds like a dialysis machine right now.
Just a 6pack. You sould have got the version with more memory. A 2-4 and two tickets to the Hip.
JHC, you’re my boy. No, I’m not pised. True Story: I laughed at that comment before anyone pointed out the typo.
My Canadian iPod was Canadian bacon wrapped in a mapple leaf connected to 2 Jos. Louis cakes.
In other news, good personal quotes by Plummer:
(why he prefers playing evil characters) "The devil is more interesting than God."
Unless you can surround yourself with as many beautiful things as you can afford, I don’t think life has very much meaning.
I’m bored with questions about acting.
for those interested, im going to school and most likely will fall asleep. right now.
2 p’s in Maple? What are the odds?
I gotta go kids. Have a fantastic day. DOn’t lick any… (suspense) metal objects, unless you live in the south somewhere, then go to it my friend.
I’m guessing you got a knock off, Pauly. The real Canadian ipod is called the Ehpod.
AGB, I’m licking a 9Volt. Too late. This is my morning ritual.
New up skidmarks!
BTK- 7º here.
I thought "mapple leaves" were what photographers used to pretend to cover their subject’s erect penis.
I live in the south. What the hell? Also, new post.
Well done JHC. I’m proud of you! You’re super!
Fucking hell, this is what I get for sitting in traffic for an extra hour.
I was going to say that Gilliam should steal his animation techniques back from Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Animate Ledger’s head like Saddam Hussein from the SP Movie and loop his dialog from his old pictures like Isaac Hayes in the episode they killed Chef. I’d lay my eight bucks down right now to see that film.
no love for my Ehpod? sad.
Thanks Nom. I like not being a burden to you and erswi anymore.
::jumps out of nest and flaps arms vigorously::
You’ve never been a burden to me J. That fucker Jacktion! on the other hand? That’s a burden. Don’t tell him I said this. Or do. Either way.
Fuck you, erswi.
What’s the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?
Heath Ledger jokes will get old.