WHORES WIN AGAIN
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The Signal must be really good because the poster has an AICN quote above the title. Either that or someone sent them free t-shirts.
Anyway, IMDB’s plot keywords are “Male Nudity” and “Cellular Phone”. Sounds like my Friday night! Zing!
Trailer after the jump.
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To quote Uwe Boll: "Harry Knowles is a retard."
phew! good thing this isn’t another zonbie movie…i h8 zonbie movies.
There is absolutely no reason we should not be recognized as a source for reference quotes by the industry’s marketing agencies.
"This Film Will Blow [you away - ed]" FilmDrunk.com
The Signal-"Homeless guys with headphones that don’t work might be kinda fun!"
“One of the movies I got paid to watch in 2008!” – AICN
In Soviet Russia, zonbie movies hate YOU!
Speaking of whores, Fek can I borrow your BTK van. I don’t think mine will make the trip to Hollyweird to look for that Bilson whore.
"We got the signal, and it says Oscar!"
erswi-Did you want "Mystery Machine" or "White Rusty Pedo/Sniper Van"?
is the trailer so cryptic because the filmakers don’t know what the hell the movie is about either?
"Trilling! Twice a s good as White Noise 2!" -Craptastic, FilmDrunk
“movie gave my wife AIDS…thank you signal!” – [chodin] filmdrunk.com
"This movie is so hawt it will make you want to BTK Rachel Bilson!" – (Fek’lhr} filmdrunk.com
I’m thinking Mystery Machine Fek. You know. For the kids.
Are you sure it was the movie that did that to me Fek? It might’ve been the naughty pics of Rachel Bilson Over There.
“gasp! cum-cum-cum! aaoooogggaaa-a-a-a-a! boing-ing-ing-ing! skeet!” – [chodin] filmdrunk.com
Speaking of which, The Mighty Fek’lhr has always wondered just WTF is in "Scooby Snacks". He surmises it must be peyote.
Keys are in the shed. Just kick dooter’s mom out of the way.
"This movie was better than raping birds!" FilmDrunk.com
BTW-chodin, we are planning to BTK Rachel Bilson, you in? Would it matter who it was?
"I used this movie as an excuse to discuss dead nazi mothers, raping birds, and BTKing B-list celebutards." [FilmDrunk.com}
This sounds remarkably like the plot to Stephen King’s "Cell" which I heard was being developed into a film by Eli Roth.
"This film kicked unconsentual sodomy’s ass!"
"It’s a must see, if you’re a cock-gobbling, cum-chugging, sperm-slurpper. Bring the kids!" (Pauly Dangeroulsy) filmdrunk.com
Dude! Chodin is already in SoCal! Chode, you gotta do some recon for us. Find out where she lives, who she sees and what type and size maxi-pad she wears. Don’t fucking ask why, just do it! I must know!
Cell was about naked men and cell phones? I knew there was a reason I quit reading King.
"It’s a must see, if you’re a cock-gobbling, cum-chugging, sperm-slurpper. Bring the kids!"
That wasn’t me who said that. It was Pauly Dangeroulsy.
Where’s dub at today? Pauly just said he’s gotta see this movie.
BOOSH!
……i am the signal…..
I will turn you all to zombies! I’d eat your brains, but I want a meal, not a snack
I agree, sounds a lot like Cell.
The male lead looks scarily like Chris Benoit in the poster. Which joke do I go with?
A) This movie looks like it’s going to be killer.
B) I hope it doesn’t die at the box office.
C) I can’t wait until February to see this, that trailer really left me hanging.
D) All of the above.
E) None of the above.
Craptastic & brotherbradshaw. First thing I thought, "Wow these reeree’s really think that Stephen King doesn’t watch TV…"
"No other film so blatantly rips off an Eli Roth movie based on a novel by Stephen King that was loosely based on a story by Richard Matheson. Sit back for the most expensive $8 you’ll spend this summer." – DarthT, Filmdrunk.
I applaud the bravery of whoever was willing to spelunk their way into the depths of Hollywood’s colon to get a quote from AICN.
Oops. Not intentionally bold. My bad.