Some background: Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her naughty parts. It opens in limited release 1-18-08. Here’s the latest clip.
Jess Weixler "plays a chaste teen coping with temptations of the flesh on a daily basis. All that she believes is called into question when she realizes she is a living example of the vagina dentata myth." I’m guessing there will be symbolism.
I still can’t tell if this is supposed to be a comedy or drama, but judging by this clip, it’s set in some strange and campy parallel universe, like a John Waters flick. I mean, I guess it’s set in a parallel universe. I went to Mormon school, so when sex ed time came around, our teacher just said "Boys have a penis and girls pee from their butt," and then we had a Sprite party.
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nothing to say yet but VAGINA TEETH…(in honor of the prom-night post) AND BLOOD!
I pee from my butt the morning after 25 cent tacos and penny pitchers of Busch Light at the local tavern.
My ex-girlfriend’s vagina wore braces. Not because it had teeth. Because it had polio.
I agree JHC, that stuff gives me the Schlitz.
Wait a minute. It opens on 1-18-08? Is this that Cloverfield movie I’ve heard tell of?
I took a shit once that was so perfectly symmetrical that I entered it into a contest.
Yup, it won the Pabst Blue Ribbon for excellence.
mmmmmmm…..PBR…aaaauughhhh….
yo. i just watched this ‘trailer’ (?) WTF?
If a beer pun war doesn’t bring Jacktion! out of the woodwork, then he’s dead.
Yeah bne. You aren’t wigging out. Attack of the killer cunt…….WITH BLOODY TEETH.
I had a girls vag queef through my teef as she pulled da sheef off of my beef for some 69 relief.
I LOVE Sprite parties, though I prefer Dr. Pepper parties.
HO-LEE SHIT, CB ‘i think i just filled the cup’
I prefer Jack and Coke parties. Minus the coke.
I bought my wife a dildo for Christmas. She calls it her Falstaff. Beer pun on.
Cripes, this place is infinitely superior to wwtdd….
How many Shitney posts in Brend8n up to over there today?
erswi: on this vacation we just had my wife had to put the black label on my moosehead because we got it on old style, like, a couple of woodchuck(s).
HOLY FUCK! I WAS JUST KIDDING, BUT THERE ARE AT LEAST 1/2 A DOZEN UP OVER THERE! BE WARNED, DO NOT TREAD THERE.
VAGINA TEETH MOVIE LOOKS REALLY WEIRD
Right, because all the stories I know about girls with teeth in their twat are pretty ‘run-of-the-mill’.
10+ I think erswi. Jesus, Brendon is pumping that shit out quicker the Paul Rubens at a kiddy porn show.
I’m sorry Bne, that cannot count towards your total. You used a Canadian beer. That is expressly forbidden in the rules of Beer Pun War that I have just made up.
After watching that i feel older, Budweiser.
8 posts up today and only one of them is not britney related. Brend9n has Durst.
Charlie Bronze delivers an atomic bomb of a winner.
Pun officially over.
::JHC raises CB’s monkey hand high::
See erswi you can type Brenon over here, or if you like something like;
Lance Mangina once blew me in a pool, underwater, with a snorkle. Wait, how’d he use the snorkle, ah fuck, that was his asshole!
This is because Lance >x5 Brendon.
Ungawa. I’ll go play on the tyre swing for a while.
Can a compliment be more oblique? hmmm…
see, if someone would just name a beer ‘ram rod’ or ‘poker in the rear’ i’d have been fine, erswi. and i like the ‘calvinball’ rules precedent…by the way. i suppose i could have used ‘Flensburger’ instead, that sounds kind of dirty…could almost see ‘fleshburger’ in that…?
I’m not worried about the filter. It’s more of a joke to me now, to use Brend)(n or any other derivative I come up with.
Also, bne: 10 points if you can use Dunkelweisse, Hefeweissen, and Spaten in the same pun.
I’m getting irritated with all these pink ad banners asking me to push it hard.
I mean, what the hell? I hate pink!!!
<Throws dozen pink roses over shoulder>
Um, hi Koru… nice weather, eh?
i just found ‘left hand milk stout‘ on the flying saucer menu. and was going to try to work that into a pun, but i think that there’s a beer out there called as such…well that’s just poetic. and erswi: if i was a miner of words, a Miller of the hefe of language, i might dunkel into that well of my mind for a spate, but doubt i could come up with much.
Have you noticed how quickly the Fat Tire out when walking up hill?
When you bust a nut into the ocean in California, it is called a Pacifico.
I’m beginning to wonder if these scratch off lottery tickets might be rigged?
I bet it’s pretty hot being the sun. I bet it could use a nice corona. Best I’ve got.
I was going there Nom, but everything I came up with just sounded to… Glenn.
The other site has crashed.
Does the sun read by its Corona Lite.
Give me a monent to punch myself in the face.
That was better than mine, Crap. But you misspelled light.
Bless my heart and Sol, Crapbasket, just spray paint ‘em black and you got a date!
Bless my heart and Sol, Crapbasket, just spray paint ‘em black and you got a date!
twice is nice.
oh, gosh, I forgot to tell you guys. I was getting gas this morning, and some dude stole this old ladies purse. The cop was asking questions about who saw what, and this nice little Japanese man saved the day! He shouted Asahi went that way!!!!
Purse snatcher apprehended and now being the Betty for someone’s Bubba.
There’s an English amber ale called Dirty Dick’s Ale…
Discuss.
** looks around**
oh. new post?
New post.
Really? Sounds like a pretty Old English ale to me.
See fellas? When god hands you lemons, its hard not to make lemonade by screaming FUCK MIKE.
when life hands me lemons, I go find someone who’s life has handed them vodka.
Then, you get someone who’s life has handed them sugar-rimmed shot glasses and we have a party.
I’d still let the toothy vag chick give me head just like i do trannies.
I think the writers should of gone with a pencil sharpener vagina, more believable.
I was going for a weak ironic squib with lite instead of light and once I saw the post realized it was lame. I blame the writters strike.
Slappy, I knew a girl that had a bottle opener vagina. Very handy, but I could never figure out where all the bottle caps went. Wierd.
The chick with the can opener pussy did alot of charity work at the old folks home.