According to her website, the woman on the left has a morning radio show in New Zealand. I’m not sure if it’s popular, but here she explains Meet the Spartans, presumably to a target audience of Down Syndrome sufferers and Amish people under 10. The sound is bad, so I’ve created a partial transcript:
FAT LADY1: Basically, you know Scary Movie, Date Movie, all those spoof movies? Meet the Spartans, basically they’ve seen 300 and thought, “Oh, let’s mock this.” And several other films. Probably the biggest name in there is Carmen Electra who’s in all of them. Not the original, great, versions, just this version-
FAT LADY2: But why would you mock The 300? Because it was such a… fantasy anyway.
FAT LADY1: But I think they see the humor in everything. The people that write these films just see the humor in everything. And they take the mickey out of everything. I think if they can take the mickey out of themselves too, that’s fine.
To be fair and balanced, I must compare and contrast this with a clip (after the jump) from The View in which Sherri Shephard says, “Is the world flat? You know, I haven’t really thought about it, Whoopi.”
It’s hard for me to fathom how these people manage to breathe and remember to chew and swallow. They should just call these shows Poke the Retard with a Stick. Ugh, daddy needs a drink.
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I see humor in everything too. Including racism inter-species erotica and paedophilia.
I like money.
Nothing pisses me off more than fat women that like to sit around and bitch and moan about things not being funny.
I suppose that’s why Doc pisses me off so much.
S’up fuckwads? Who
elsehas their cocks out?I have JHC’s cock out because I feel bad about mocking his holy prowess earlier.
the world is flat for fat women…that way, it looks like a fucking pizza.
hardy-har-har!!!!!
*leisa says that being fat isn’t funny…true story*
fuck me with a bayonet.
oh THAT’S what that movie is about?
all this time i thought it was about my brain trying to eat itself.
I would ever so gladly step on her head with a golf cleat.
Ziiiiippp BOING
I’m out erswi, what’s the game? Swords? Hit the dixie cup? Huh? HUH?
Actually Al, I didn’t have a problem with what you said before. Unless that means you’ll stop before I finish. Then I have a big problem with your blaspheme.
This explains the two-dimensional globes they sell at WalMart.
"they take the mickey out of everything"
what the fuck language are they speaking? what the hell does that even mean?
Not necessarily a game per se Crappy. Just thought I’d take a scientific pole.
So I guess this means I’ve finally been vindicated in my assertions that ALL fat chicks are dumb as hell.
I think "mickey" is New Zealander for "Wooden Danish Buttplug."
<slumps shoulders> …awwww… I was hoping for a little long spunk. I’ve been drinking lottsa water and doing my kegels and everything.
Wait, in context, that doesn’t make sense. Or does it?
Is Michael Bay directing this? Then yes.
I took my mickey out while watching Cloverfield. I needed a horizon to stare at to keep from getting sea sick.
This one time, I went to a bar, got totally ass up in the air drunk, and then took home and banged senseless one of those ‘holocaust-girl’ american apparel models. But, then in the morning, I woke up next to a fat, nasty looking girl that smelled like lunch meat, and came to the grim realization that apparently, this fat girl snuck into my place, ate the hottie supermodel, and passed out next to me under the strain of trying to get her fat to resist the pull of earths mighty gravity. And how!!!
*chodin returns from “over there”- dizzy, confused, bleeding from the anus*
wha…..wha….what happened!?!? i…i…i…can’t save them!?!?
i swear, durden is like ‘step up 2′, only everyone dances until their limbs rip off, but the rec center gets fucking bulldozed anyway.
I got a mickey signed by Josh Hartnett. I use it as a coffee table.
Nothing says "quality film" more than Oscar-winning* actress Carmen Electra.
*Oscar is the name of Dave Navarro’s dachshund, which she won in the divorce.
I think "mickey" is New Zealander for "syringe filled with homeless junky vomit and yoohoo"
Hey, I have a scientific pole. It posits a hypothesis on the probability of getting hard to a particular subject and then checks to see if said stiffness can be repeated. If so it becomes hard and spits out it’s thesis.
(A thesis is a fancy name for a dickhole, well in California at least.)
:::Skull stumbles in:::
It’s true! I danced my arms off. The rec center’s gone!
I got jumped by a fucking gang of high school jews at a rec center in florida. true story. I didnt even jews were allowed in florida.
Yohann, what’s up?
I thought Mickey was New Zealander for "that rat that got stuck up Richard Gere’s bum* and talks like he’s full of helium." Maybe it’s Floridian.
*they say things like "bum" in other countries. New Zealand’s another country, right?
welcome to paradise yohn…choose one.
*chodin pulls back a sheet to reveal a cage filled with naked little boys*
we enjoy the finer things in this pasture…
One time in Georgia, a black tranny named "Mercury" gave me a mickey, when I woke up it looked alot like a family of ocelots had used my terrorstick for a god damned chewtoy.
In Floridian "Mickey" means "that little boy down the street with the sweet lips that always for the ‘I got an xbox360 in my van’ line and never tells"
Jaction -
No more dancin’ for me. BTW I too went to Culture Club for a friends wife’s 40th b-day. Tried to hook up with a bridesmaid and got cockblocked then went to Coyote Ugly where I got ejected for "touching".
I got jumped by a fucking gang of high school jews at a rec center in florida. true story. I didnt even jews were allowed in florida.
What? If Florida had any more Jews living there, Palistinians would occupy Mississippi and claim that Florida is rightfully theirs.
….that always FALLS for the ‘I got an xbox360…..
it’s not?
I tihkn you have the Jews mixed up with the Cubans. It happens.
Thanks, but for now I’ll just jerk off on AGB’s tits?
The world IS flat. You should see it from space while it’s rotating. It looks like that thing that Zod and friends were trapped in.
@YOHNSKULL….
Is that Culture Club in NYC, how is that place, I want to go for 80′s night because my roomy sells coke and high school chicks are dumb..
I got a lifetime ban from Glitter Gulch in Las Vegas for chomping on the nipple of a stripper. Then went to Cheetahs and got my wad tossed in the VIP room for $20. BOOSH!!!
it is like a fuckin mung-fest over there today. if it’s not heath ledger’s corpse it’s britney’s.
whadayamean she’s not dead? are you sure?
hey, what’s it mean when i just caught myself drinking from my waterbottle with my pinky in the air?
am i british or homogenized?
what’s the difference chodey?
And dude Chod, I ran through the Brit thread over there, funny shit bro, way to wave the flag. I think that DL would never ban you now just out of spite. Silly cunt.
The teeth
OK, I admit, I’m an idiot that really hates those literate types. But could someone pleaes explain what [sic] is supposed to mean, is it for clarifying errors in spelling, grammar, or context.WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lohanus
80′s night wasn’t my choice or my buddy’s. It was his wife’s. It wasn’t great and I didn’t see any coke or teeny boppers.
no idear zl. i’m wit choo.
I got a lifetime ban from Glitter Gulch in Las Vegas for chomping on the nipple of a stripper.
Funny, a stripper there tweaked my nipple and bit my ear (true). She didn’t get banned.
More true story from Glitter Gulch – my friend got conned into a drinking contest with a stripper there. When she stiffed him and snuck out the back, he got pissed and subsequently thrown out. He punched a garbage can (breaking his hand), and the bouncers dragged him back inside. He thought he would be beaten to death. Instead, the manager asked what the problem was. He told them the story, they knew who it was (she literally snuck out of the place). They promised that they would "take care of her" for him.
I’m guessing she’s burried somewhere in the desert.
from Wiki
Sic is a Latin word, originally sicut [1] meaning "thus", "so", "as such", or "just as that". In writing, it is placed within square brackets and usually italicized—[sic]—to indicate that an incorrect or unusual spelling, phrase, punctuation, and/or other preceding quoted material has been reproduced verbatim from the quoted original and is not a transcription error.[2]
I saw a dude puke on a stripper giving him a lap dance in that place. GG, sucks anyway, No tears for getting tossed. Stupid fucking stripper shouldn’t have popped her nip in my maw if’n she didn’ wan me try n lop it off, ya?
*chodin kneels before craptastic- crap knights him with his penis*
thank you for your blessing crap: through pure rage and hatred i’m trying to make their junior high play not such a fucking mess.
…but filmdrunk, over here people it’s like BROADWAYYYYY!!!!!!!
shit Chodey. i think i just killed durden. wtf?
SKULL of YOHN
I’m not to nuch into 80′s music either, but, A) the girls that go to those events are mindbendingly vapid and easy and have apartments full of shit you can haul ass with once they pass out from too many cosmopolitans. And B) the gay guys can find ANY drug ever made, even shit like PCP, special K, DXM, Opium (the real shit, not the soapium) and all kinds of other goodies you wont find easily elsewhere. But, I was asking if its the one in New York City. yes, no?
<== DB’s dead Nazi Garlic Ceasar Cockbreath Granny
JOKERSWILD
My girlfriend is an english/persian fuck fiend with an ass so tight it will suck the light out of an area if she unsheaths it, you say the word my friend, and I will give you full, unfeatered acces to raid the last arc in her temple of doom. Straight. BRO’S BEFORE HO’S
The Monte Carlo is burning in Vegas.
::looks around for dubs and vegas hustler::
SPEAKING OF VEGAS, THE TOP FLOORS OF THE MONTE CARLO ARE ON FIRE RIGHT NOW, ITS ON CNN.COM
I should have wiped it off first chod, but I hear cum epaulettes are the new gigantic stupid fucking sunglasses.
I was in-fact in the one in Nueva Jork. Si.
The terrorists hate our free buffets and herds of track-suit clad fat old women. I’m pretty sure that’s in the Koran.
Query: Yohn how did your avi dude get such well developed pecs with no fucking arms?
I’m going to the break room to watch this shit burn. I hate the MC.
Crap -
After a farely rigid push-up/sit-up routine and good flexibility so the arms are in fact pulled back. (but not tied the way Chode likes his boys). Also leaning into the camera alters perspective a tad.
What the Fek is going on, yIntaghs? Why the fuck is there a
GoBotView clip here? Was this fucking broad shocked to find out the world was round? ROFLKOTAL!How’s your back Fek? Did you throw it out banging the shit out of (insert anyone’s name)’s mom?
Adding to my clown issues: This guy, "Chuckles" just got hired by P&G, and my mom’s boyfriend is his foreman/supervisor.
[web.morons.org]
True Story:
I stayed at the Monte Carlo last year… I think I left my curling tongs plugged in.
Oh, arms back Vietmanese shoulder popping style, hard to see in avi.
Fek, was that you in the Grethor that blasted the Monte Carlo in Vegas?
Fek’lhr says: Adding to my clown issues…
I’m glad I’m not the only one. I just can’t get past the fact that clown urine tastes funny.
Ahh, yes, New Zealand, aka "The Land of the Long White Cloud" and the "Fat White Woman", aka Peter Jackson.
I liked Old Zealand better.
My building is down the road from the Monte and we’re not evacuating. I guess it’s more filmdrunk for me.
I can only assume that George Clooney and Brad Pitt have something to do with this fire.
Stone Soup – I did see Bernie Mack leaving there a couple of minutes before the fire broke out.
So when your roulette table bursts into flames, do they pay out red or black?
I fucking knew it! Watch out for those idiot brothers.
Red and then later…black.
New post fucklesticks!!!
Can’t understand a word they are saying.