TYLER PERRY: MEET THE BROWNS
01.23.08
This is the trailer (watch it here or after the jump) for Tyler Perry’s latest, Meet the Browns (What Can Brown Do for You? was taken). Starring Angela Bassett, some other people, and former Laker Rick Fox (wish I looked more like him and less like Luke Walton), it opens March 21st.
A single mother living in inner city Chicago, Brenda has been struggling for years to make ends meet and keep her three kids off the street. But when she’s laid off with no warning, she starts losing hope for the first time — until a letter arrives announcing the death of a father she’s never met. Desperate for any kind of help, Brenda takes her family to Georgia for the funeral. But nothing could have prepared her for the Browns, her father’s fun-loving, crass Southern clan.
I keep meaning to see some Tyler Perry movies so I don’t look like a racist for ripping on them, but they just don’t look that interesting. But since they earn about 100 times more than they cost I imagine we’ll be seeing plenty more. Oh well, I guess it’s better than Pirates of the Caribbean 5. Now what’s with this hippity hop that I’ve been hearing so much about?
Sidenote: Angela Bassett could probably beat me at arm wrestling, but only because black people are good at sports.

For some reason my computer won’t play the trailer. So I’ll just make it up as I go along…
‘her father’s… crass Southern clan.’
So she turns up at the funeral, finds out they are White! Not only that, but her father was a Grand High Wizard and all the family are in the Klan. Hillarity ensues.
Am I close?
Rick Fox looks like bizarro Mitt Romney (Mitt’s the evil one), Tyler Perry is a closet case, and the best movie BET has ever or will ever show is Disorderlies featuring the Fat Boys.
I’ve had this fantasy about getting beat down and then used as a sex toy by Angela Bassett for years, but i’m not sure if it’s because i think she’s gorgeous, or maybe i’m just scared of her, or it could be the white guilt i carry from my forefathers. whatever it is, Angela Bassett is always good to rub one out to.
True story: when Stella’s Groove Thang came out somebody made the comment to my wife "I hope I look that good when I’m over 40." To which my wife responds "Fuck you, I wish I looked that good now."
And so do I.
Don’t anybody tell her I said that.
Where the hell did Tyler Perry come from? His movies just started popping up with that name plastered all over them like we’re supposed to know who he is. Damned self-important KFC managers..
I’ll be MEETING THE BROWNS in about 10 minutes. We had Fajitas last night…
Angela Bassett is 50 which makes her a great grandmother in some African American communities. That’s like passing Kirk Douglas off as a 20 something.
rondogg you just got yourself a nomination