
While those lazy writers from the WGA are still one strike, the Director’s Guild was partying so hard people are going to rehab.
Sean Young has entered rehabilitation for alcohol abuse following a weekend outburst in which she was heckling from the audience at the Directors Guild of America awards.
At the DGAs, all of the film nominees get a chance to say a few words before the top prize is announced. [Director Julian] Schnabel, in his trademark yellow-tinted glasses, was a bit slow to start, looking down at the podium and running his hands through his wild, curly hair. That’s when Young could be heard throughout the room urging him to get on with it. Apparently rattled, Schnabel scanned the room and asked who said that, then spotted Young and suggested that she "have another cocktail."
Then he suggested that she should finish his speech for him and started walking off the stage. Music began playing for his exit, but the audience urged him to stay and keep speaking, and he did. Young, meanwhile, was removed from the ballroom.
Wow, what a pussy. Can’t take a little playful heckling, eh? That’s no cause to make pejorative remarks vis a vis someone’s alcoholism.
Young made her name in the 1980s with films like "Stripes," "Blade Runner" and "No Way Out." But she’s become more famous for some of her more bizarre behavior, including dressing up in a homemade cat suit in her quest to secure the role of Catwoman in the 1992 sequel "Batman Returns," which went to Michelle Pfeiffer. She also tried to crash the Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2006.
"It was degrading," she said in an Entertainment Weekly article last year. "But when you have nothing to lose, it’s really not that big of a deal."
Words to live by, truly. She sounds like a role model for young ladies everywhere.



You tell em, finehorn.
True Story: The Mighty Fek’lhr’s high school lit teacher came to school dressed like Catwoman once. The administration politely asked her to go home and change for a week or so.
I’d fuck the crazy right out of this broad.
For the record, this is the only Sean I would ever fuck.
I read the title of this post and assumed Fek had hacked his way into Lance’s account to beg for COTW.
Did anyone read Ultimate Warrior’s blog about "Leather Hedger" (Heath Ledger)? It was pretty masculine.
She was also in a rip-off hybrid by the name of "Fatal Instinct".
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels that this "being nice to Lance about CotW" thing may have backfired on Him.
Wasn’t she the quarterback for the 49′ers?
Lets be honest, she really doesn’t have anything to lose.
She thinks that was degrading? Wait till she gets a look at my BTK love dungeon (the back of my newly acquired van). When she sees the implements of excruciating pain I intend to pleasure
hermyself with, then she’ll know what degrading really is.BTK, thanks for use of the van Fek.
For the record, this is the only Sean I would ever fuck.
For the record, my name is Sean, so she is as close as I’ll ever come to fucking myself.
JHC, if you ever change your mind… call Sean Astin, I hear he likes dick.
We need to invite Sean Young to every awards show, so she can yell, "Get on with it!" every time someone’s speech starts going long. Have her sit in the orchestra pit. She can yell, "Get on with it!" and that will cue the orchestra to start playing them off.
erswi-Like the new jumper cables? Rusty and schmutz covered, just the way you like them!
Perhaps Sean can yell "Get on with the CoTW!" for us…..
Wow, erswi! Can you imagine if we got her to say, "Your gun is digging into my HIP."???
ROFLKOTAL! Then we could shoot her.
WITH
BLOODCUM!Wow, erswi! Can you imagine if we got her to say, "Your gun is digging into my HIP."???
ROFLKOTAL! Then we could shoot her.
WITH
BLOODCUM!Doesn’t she technically qualify to be batshit crazy enough for Celebrity Rehab?
That was Joe Mantegna Jacktion! Sean Young got shot in his thigh and died.
"My thigh hurts!"
JHC says For the record, this is the only Sean I would ever fuck.
Really? After your third cocktail the other night it seemed that Astin was at the top of your list… You can do eeet! (Rudy)
Sean was just having flashbacks from watching Atonement, give her a break.
Btw: I would still cumshot all over that bitch for days. You would confuse my action with one of those firetruscks they put out burning airplanes with.
I had a hard time imagining it the first time around, but the second one did it for me. Also, the jumper cable clamps are still a little tightly wound. I tested them out last night and took the hooker’s nipple clean off. Luckily she was
Mexicandead. So it’s not like it mattered or anything. I’ll have ‘em calibrated by the time we get Finehorn ready for transport.-IT PUTS COTW ON THE BLOG WHEN IT IS TOLD.
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.
Wrong spelling, but don’t close your ‘sean fucking’ book yet:
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Only really intelligent and funny things get posted twice.
Shaune Bagwell. MLB Most Valuable Housewife Ass. Nicely done Stone.
Not since Rosie from the Jetsons have I wanted to fuck a robot as badly as Rachael from ‘Blade Runner’.
WOULD YOU ANKLE LOCK ME? I’D ANKLE LOCK ME.
I’D ANKLE LOCK ME SO FUCKING HARD.
Speaking of fuckable robots, who watched the Terminator tv show last night?
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.
(cue "Goodbye Horses" by Q. Lazzarus)
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you
Good-bye horses I`m flying over you
That’s fucked up bryce. You sit there and lurk in the shadows all day, then POW! You cockslap me for no good reason. I can’t help what I do, or who I love when I drink too much…..
::swears he doesn’t remember any hobbits at that party::
I’d fuck Malegay_ShaunDeWet. He seems like a nice girl.
I saw it Stone. So far, so good if anyone asks me.
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
PUT THE SAG AWARD IN THE FUCKING BASKET!
I think that is going to be my MO from now on. Uncomfortably creepy first poster on the first article of the day. Then retire to the shadows and make occasional, random, unprovoked attacks…
Problem with Rachael from Blade Runner is if you asked her about turning over turtles she would stab you in your brain by hammering a chair through your nose. Other than that …all over both of them, then repeat…
sean young circa Stripes is still one of my boner-inducingest chicks of all time. go ahead and get crazy girlfriend, you’ve earned it with countless hours of extremely degrading fantasy sex acts.
You do it well bryce, you do it well.
i hate jews
wait, wrong board
there’s no such thing as a wrong board to hate jews.
No, right board . . . wrong minority . . . you hate Koreans over here.
YES, IT WILL, PRECIOUS, WON’T IT? IT WILL GET THE ANKLE LOCK!
I agree. Jew hating is ok across the board(s). Hey dubs.
The Mighty Fek’lhr hates Romulans.
The Mighty Erswi does not hate Romulans. Romulans are beneath His contempt. Same goes for Jews. And Scandinavians.
whats up you fuckn queers?! just woke up so kinda hung-over.
I like chicks with blonde hair and big tits.
dub-The mighty Fek’lhr is reconsidering not shaming Lance into posting CotW.
Nominus, check out the top thread Over There. It’s all you.
Sexy, older brunettes are my kryponite.
It would be a coinflip if I had to choose between Sean Young and Dana Delaney.
You put Bea Arthur in a brown haired wig, and all bets are off though.
Once again I am denied recognition. Goodbye until tomorrow. Good-night sweet prince.
fuck lance (no offense lance) he didnt recognize my wittiness last week, hell, i didnt post ten times to not win shit. you are on my shit list.
Yeah, I was actually joking. I’m not adverse to blondes with big tits, but I don’t actually seek them out. I let them do the finding.
Fek I posted a comment on your Blog
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i like chicks with no dicks.
Kryptonite is my kryptonite.
Fate can be such a cruel bitch.
BTW, the cartoon milf in the ‘www.areyouaslackermom.com’ totally wants me.
Its under Homeless Carnie if anyone wants to read this be forwarned you will delve deep into the madness of this man… we call FEK
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I think it was a bad idea for Lance to let Doctress Leisa do the CotWs.
i think it was a bad idea for god to let doctress lisa start balding.
Soylent-They’ll never catch me!
Fek did you have anything to do with these women?
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You can tell us, were all friends. You have to tell someone or you may want to kill again.
CotW up. Kind of.
COTW YINGTAGHS!
things i hate in order of severity: dr. "cunt" lisa, jews, condoms, midgets that cant perform a proper reach-around, jews that are afraid of furnaces, girls with small boobs, girls with medium boobs, labradors.
Sexy, older brunettes are my kryponite.
It would be a coinflip if I had to choose between Sean Young and Dana Delaney.
JHC: Same here, except I have but two words to add to this:
Lauren. Graham.
Oh how many times I’ve made the baby you cry over her.
Do they make a three sided coin Peet? No? I guess I’ll just have to fuck all three. I can’t believe I forgot about her.
Fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa, fuck me Santa!
Guys, what about;
Jennifer Conelly – Mary Louise-Parker – Anne Hathaway
Waddya fakin ghey?!
I just have to comment about the stupid director that got all put out because the drunk hot android from Blade Runner was yelling at him. Number one, anyone who has a fucking accessory mentioned as their trademark this or that is an asshole. Period. Sean should have heckled him with a fucking trebuchet. Number two, that’s all I got.
The glsses are to distract from his other accessory, a gigantic purple strap on cock lodged sideway in his asshole.
I met Sean Young down in old Soho, sipping champagne that tasted just like cherry cola. Now I’m not the world’s most masculine man, but when she asked me to dance I was eyeing her pants…I prayed it was just Pretend Python and not a boner. B-O-N-A bona…
I love the fact that the answer to every one of society’s ills, according to Hollywood, is rehab.
"You raped 27 dogs and ran naked into a bingo hall, causing 42 fatal heart attacks? It’s okay, it was the alcohol. We’ll just send you to rehab!"
God, I so would have turned her inside out like a sock in her No Way Out days. The movie blew by the way. Blade Runner? Restyle the hair and we’ll talk.
Look at her fucking dress in the photo! Is she a WalMart rep now?