It’s really a shame Meet the Spartans didn’t come out a few weeks later, when it could’ve really taken advantage of all those Tom Cruise Scientology videos. Oops, there I go giving them "ideas" again.

Point is, everyone knows the hot trend in parody right now is Tom Cruise.  Did you watch Colbert’s impression, then Craig Ferguson’s, then Jerry O’Connell’s and think, that’s good, but it references not nearly enough obscure internet humor?  Or possibly,  Very funny, but what of LOL Cats?  Can’t someone can create a parody incomprehensible outside the esoteric world of internet nerds?

I think it’s obvious from the above video that all of our prayers have been answered. Xenu is Great! 

[Thanks to Russell for the link]