‘THE COTTAGE’
01.29.08This is the trailer for The Cottage, starring Andy Serkis, Jennifer Ellison, and other British people I’ve never heard of. It’s set for a March 14th release in the UK.
THE COTTAGE is a relentless dark comedy with an extreme twist. Set in a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for our four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.
I’m not sure what the extreme twist is. The countryside? The kidnapping? The hell? The nightmare? To me, it looks more cheesy than anything else! HAHAHAHA, COTTAGE CHEESE, GET IT?
Sorry, it was either that or Andy Serkis? More like Andy Circus.
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The twist?
The killer is Jason Vorhees.
But it’s actually Freddy Krueger under the mask.
And he sees dead people.
Maybe the twist is that for the first time in awhile, a movie didn’t have a twist. Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.
the twist? its not real its all in a childs mind as he views a tomas kinkade painting
The twist is a dance that Chubby Checker sang about.
Twist is tha zombies ate your Mom
chubby checker was black
The twist tie is that thing you closed the garbage bag with
The twist is, someone filmed everything in this movie with a hand held camera whilst running away from New York, which was being attack by a giant monster
The Twist is a movie with kid-fucker Nick Stahl.
Note to horror movie screenwriters and directors:
The twist is a technique that all females should learn, in order to better themselves.
Really Nom? please to explain
hmmm…i think it’s about time to go throw some dog shit at the walls of “over there”.
The twist is that Chubby Checker was actually white!
The twist is how I get to my drinks. Mmmm, ahhhh.
Cho, you are the Jackson Pollack of shit
I commend you , sir
If you can’t fit the whole thing in your mouth, you twist your hand around the rest Eib. At least that’s what my
momwife does.The twist is a technique that cannot be explained with mere words. It must be learned through hands on experience. God that was lame.
God’s twist: male sexual peak 18, female sexual peak 45. Funny.
Never really had that problem.
A carebear just talked about sex.
is that Blue Balls Bear?
He’s pretty grumpy, so probably.
And Smurffette finally confirmed she’s a horn hound.
all the smurf day long
“… bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for our four central characters…”
fuckin-A, they should be so lucky. every time my 3 gay uncles and i would go out to the family cottage, nothing cool ever happens…unless you think inbred molestation is “cool”.
If inbred molestation is cool, consider me James McQueen.
QOVLPATH! The Mighty Fek’lhr asserts that this ("Family Serkis/Teh C0TT4G3 L0L") is nothing more than a half-wit yIntagh’s futile attempt at making a half-assed, blundering remake of Motel Hell, only leaving out the one redeeming value of Motel Hell:
Cliff Clavin
Look it up, forshak lappers!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081184/
HEY HEY! LOOK AT MY CROTCH! LOOK AT MY CROTCH!
I already was.
ok, robo, with your avatar, that was a 1000 times funnier than it should have been. you always make me laugh