Seems like every ten seconds I see the TV spot for Teeth in which they compare it to movies like Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist. Take a gander (yes, a female goose) at this new clip and see what you think. Looks more like Cabin Fever or Serial Mom to me. The Exorcist and Rosemary’s Baby weren’t what you’d call "campy".
Anyway, in case you haven’t been around (shit happens, I know), Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which is either a blessing or a curse, depending on how much of a man-hating lesbo you are. I wanted teeth on my penis, so I just got some tattooed on the sides like one of them old time fighter planes. Now when I chase people around with my weiner out I can either shout "RAWR" or "Pew Pew!", because both apply. I think it was the best solution for everyone.
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Polio. I’m gonna keep beating this horse.
Polio? Anybody? Beuller?
THe Mighty Fek’lhr is sure she scissored Britney.
Polio. Like from swimming in theo 1950s. Wow, she’s aged well. Vagina teeth are the fountains of youth.
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I wanted teeth on my penis, so I just got some tattooed on the sides like one of them old time fighter planes.
Did you opt for the additional "Capt. Lance Martini" in script on each side?
Can i still get a handjob?
Fek, I commend you on your Autobahn avatar.
*bows to Eib*
I will not watch this clip, or this movie, and I hope to forget it even exists. In fact, if you have homemade porn you never want me to look at, put it in a case that says "Campy Horror Vagina Movie". AW HELL NAW.
No. Polio as in
"My ex-girlfriend’s vagina wore braces. Not because it had teeth. Because it had polio."
These teeth are God’s way of punsihing Satan’s whores.
When she gets old will she give great blowjobs AND have an elastically pure vagina? Most. Popular. Old. Age. Home. Resident. Ever.
Do any of you CKT members remember your alternate logins over there? I only ask becuase I’m kinda feeling frisky, err fisty today……
J, was that it? Over There?
oh yeah baby. i got that
No. Polio as in
"My ex-girlfriend’s vagina wore braces. Not because it had teeth. Because it had polio."
I was there. I was conversing with a new element about the pussy-polio. As in how does a highschool American get pussy-polio and why haven’t we been calling it pussy-polio from the get go?
I’m ready to go J. Give the word and it shall begin.
I know you were there but as I said in the . . . ummm. . . comment le premier? . . . I’m beating this horse for all it’s worth. And that gave me an excuse to hit it again.
As a broad, I cannot help but reminiss over the "flexibility test" that the doctor performs, as it is so true to experience. I was told it was just my doctor who gave said tests, in tandem with that examination that Lovelace’s doctor pioneered: the ol’ let me check if your clit is in your throat… with my wang. I know that it’s just science.
morgan fistman is ready baby!!
You want to hit the pussy-polio again, ok, but be careful for the oozing bedsores.
tobias wow reading your post is like watching masterpiece theater, settle down nigga
Gimme the high sign when it’s a GO!
tobias get yo ass an avatar ASAP!
Any particular time work better for y’all? Say sometime after 12 cst so our west coast killahs can play too?
Dude, I am setting you guys up over there!
which thread – I want to watch
Winehouse
For the record, Richard wouldn’t have asked that. He’d say something awful and racist.
Thanks, Fek.
Fuck it. Let’s do dis thang!!! Fire when ready!!!!
After 12 is great for me cuz I’ll be offa work @ 12 and home by 12:30. perfect
whoo hoo!
I’m diving in red leader
i’m on my way to watch.
welcome, tobias.
i want some ‘stache and glasses (or blue men!) in that avatar asap, baby!
Maleboy’s 12:09 post on the Winehouse thread over there is pure joy. I want to adopt him.
Me too. You just can’t beat Northern European humor in butchered english. I think he from Belgium or something like that. It’s even funnier if you use Jean Claude Van Damme’s voice for Male Boy’s posts.
I was scared enough of Vaginas before I had to watch out for teeth
greetings and salutations dick heads – how’s everyones labia hanging?
Fistacular time over there chodey. jump right in.
are we fisting the fuck out of those fag-hatters, or what?!?
New post. Fek beat me to it this time.
wheres dooters dad?
Dooter’s dad?
Is dooter over there trying to stir up some shit?
Fuckin Classic
Dooter’s Dad
Great Fisticular Fest of Oh Eight, nicely played sir, nicely played
i know i’m 2 days late. been busy, gander isnt female, its male. sorry
i dated a goose in college