
Sly Stallone says he used HGH (Human Growth Hormone) to help him get buff for Rambo and he thinks there’s nothing wrong with that.
“HGH (human growth hormone) is nothing,” the 61-year-old actor tells Time magazine in its Feb. 4 issue. “Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed.”
Indeed. I don’t think the doctors would dispute you on that one.
“Testosterone [which is a steroid] to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older,” he says. “Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years it will be over the counter.”
Stallone added, “Until then, I’ll have to keep buying it from a Mexican on the internet. He’s wearing a stethoscope in his picture!”
When pressed further, Stallone pulled the reporter’s arms off.
As her screaming subsided and the blood pooled on the floor, my mind repeated a familiar refrain, “When you’re pushed, killin’s as easy as breathin’.”
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Rambo es muey macho, cabrone.
And his testicles – chickpeas.
Sly is looking too much like his Mom…..In fact when was the last time you saw them together?…..they’re the same person
ADWIANNNNN, Wheyers my Sewringe!
Hey smartasses, do you think someone could make both "Oscar" and "Over the Top" without hormonal augmentation? That shit would have killed lesser men. And it did.
For some reason, I kind of like ‘Oscar’. If Stallone spent more time laughing at himself, and less time being a parody of himself, it would be good. Plus the chick that played his wife in that movie was a spicy little number – nudge, nudge.
There was this hilarious part in Meet the Spartans and they spoofed Rambo and he says, "Say hello to my little friend" and a midget Rambo jumps out and starts shooting his machine gun. Holy fuck, that’s some serious comedy.
Burnsy are you trying to say you saw Rambo?
DEAD2ME!
Hey yo, Adrian, wanna see my shrunk upped privates? OOHHHHHH!
You know, this just goes to support my theory that Patrick Swayze is the ultimate action star. You guys will be sorry when he kicks your ass.
I don’t think i could even sell that dog to the Vietnamese Kitchen.
If you saw that dog in the parade ring you might tempted to have a few bob on it. Do you have greyhound racing in America? I know you have greyhound buses…
Don’t be silly, JW. Some friends and I dressed up in our old Member’s Only jackets and parachute pants and staged a dance-off before we saw Way She Move. It reminded us of our old days as B-Boys, when we used dancing to solve our problems. Like the time my mom got brain cancer and I danced it out of her head.
Rambo > *
Go see it
I’ll wait and download it. There is only one thing I want to know about this movie.
RonDogg: Is the Colonel in this one?
OK, note to the old dude in the first video: You started stroking your really long nipples. Those are what we in the business call "bitch tits." You are obviously too stupid to even do steroids properly and now have more estrogen than a girls high school PE class.
Have fun crying while watching Dr. Phil and eating marshmallow ducks…