01.31.08 SOMETHING SOMETHING CLOVERFIELD 2
Cloverfield made $41 million in its first weekend and it looks like they shot it on a cell phone. So it’s a real shocker that they’re making a sequel.
Variety is reporting the Cloverfield director Matt Reeves is "in talks" to direct the sequel, and that he’ll also be directing The Invisible Woman.
Timing of the projects will depend on how quickly Paramount can complete discussions with Reeves, producer J.J. Abrams and scribe Drew Goddard to scare up another monster tale for the "Cloverfield" sequel. There’s a good chance the sequel will be Reeves’ next film, in which case he will direct "The Invisible Woman" afterward.
"Woman" is a Hitchcock-style thriller that probes the mind of a former beauty queen who turns to a life of crime to protect her family.
I hope they finish the script soon! Annoying kids from an MTV reality show running from monsters on poorly filmed camcorder is the next big thing in cinema, I’ve always said.
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SOMETHING SOMETHING CLOVERFIELD 2
When Kahless hates you and uses your hcrum for a hackey sack, it is like having a sequel to Cloverated.
WORLD PEACE!
I hate the person under me.
Hey Mangina! You’re not gonna credit Eib for the softball toss of that lead?
Well then climb off of your mom then Nom.
Oh wait, you ment me…
:(
Goddamnit Crap.
State Farm: The Giant Monster Insurance People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWFmcNaqLo0
I hate the guy above me
oh, wait, that was meant for Nom. dammit
+a
fuck this I’m going home and getting drunk until I can spell again.
Muaaahahahaha
I hate hate and love love. I also massaged the shit out of my dog once. No, the literal shit not the subjective modifying shit.
Time for a Hot Pocket!
New genre for movies is to shake the camera phone around so the audience gets nauseous:
Genre = Jerk Off Movie
Well played mr. jesco!
::starts slow clap::
I saw the movie last week and am still pissed.
Sure, let the retard hold the camera.
Give us no resolution whatsoever.
How can we have bunker buster bombs that can go through 50′ of steel and concrete and know to blow up in the room but we cant have a bomb that penetrates a monster!
Oh and fuck you too AMC theaters. Just because you turn the volume up to 120db doesn’t make a movie better. It was a movie shot by Michael J fox with a cellphone and not a Sex Pistols concert.
god damn fucking jj abrams thinks he’s so fucking god damn $12 fucking cloverfield shit they’re shooting a giant monster with tanks 5 feet from you and you’re filming your stupid fucking friends’ stupid fucking god damn reaction fucking FUCK….
The world as you know it is about to end, and NO ONE grabs a room and gets one last fuck session in?
That was the whole point of the movie. Dud only wanted to snatch up that chick so he could dot her eyes.
I meant that no one else did?
That banner ad is pretty enticing, what with being able to build your own CUTOMIZABLE mecha and all.
What were the chances there’d be a fucking Cloverfield post the day I post my review? In a fucking Tyler Perry post.
See Tyler Perry post for that gem.
I thought this movie was about a field of clovers, where you could dance with leprechauns. JJ Abrams is a doosh for ruining my magical Irish fantasies.
lance was working off your work there, Stone Soup
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