This is Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane’s contribution to the ongoing writer’s strike negotiations.
My first concern about it, when I discovered that the premise was that the movie producers were represented by a group of puppets, was how this one joke was going last all three minutes and 27 seconds.
But hey, who better to milk a joke than the Family Guy guy? And you know what, he almost won me over with the Jew arguing with a monkey-squirrel. Though I think if I were to let a species hybrid represent me at a board meeting, I’d go with a rhino-badger or a shark-falcon. No one can hold his own against a Jew like a shark-falcon.
(Thanks to "RoboPanda" for the tip, and apologies on the shortage of posts today. We’ll be back on track tomorrow. You’ll be able to tell by the back-on-track marks.)
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W-W-WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!
Fuck this guy and everything he stands for.
You would think that the writers would tell him not to do stuff like this on their behalf. It takes away their credibility. Now, I’m lumping all writers together with him. Now, I don’t care about the writers. They had better make a statement quick saying "This man does not represent us".
What the hell Lance? I just called in a missing persons report on you! Now I’m gonna get arrested for filing a . . . . wait you’re in NY right? Fuck it, I filed it in N.O. so technically you are missing . . . from here.
It scares me that you guys don’t think this is funny. It really does.
great timing lance! i’ve been jacking off all afternoon, trying to pace myself and time my climax to coincide with a new post -
right on schedule as always doctor!
Yo, the writers and the producers still beefin’? In my hood, we settle this with a drive-by, homie.
AFHV Fo’ Lyfe, Son!
I wish the chick would take her shirt off.
Ghetto Bob Saget: the only thing better than your shtick…is everything.
Fuck Seth MacFarlane! I fronted that mufucka an 8 ball and he still aint paid me. I know he got that Family Guy money too. When I see him in the streets. it’s on son! GBS, don’t play that shit!
No love, homie? We supposed to be Brothas!
i have no “brothas”…only hombres…
…and real gangster-ass niggaz don’t flex nuts, because real gangster-ass niggaz know they got em’.
Chill out Chod-dogg. A nigga like me just wanna show my mufuckin’ appreciation.
*chodin sniffs bob saget’s balls…circles him twice*
i don’t know dick4…i smell something not funny?
The Mighty Fek’lhr has the perfect solution for the Ghetto Bob sitchy-a-chin, broha. You and He can say we are going to "beat him in" to our gang (we’ll say we have a Honeycomb Hideout and secret decoder rings, you know, to sound legit), but really just
rape bind torturekill him! That would be pretty funny AND hetero!This is the private board, right? Guy’cha!
GBS = Dooter
It scares me that you guys don’t think this is funny.
Bah! Show THe Mighty Fek’lhr the part where a dead Nazi hooker is dumped into a school playground, and He will show you funny!
i’m with fek – no BTK for bob…we don’t love bob, therefore, no BTK for bob.
bob gets sticks shoved in pee hole.
bob get dirt clumps pushed up asshole.
Little kids crashing bikes into moving cars, that’s fucking comedy.
White people calling a gun a "gat." Funny.
Chodin, when you talk like that, it makes Him feel like we have a special bond. The Mighty Fek’lhr once squat almost half a ton, wanna go weight lifting? He will warn you now, He tends to drop the soap a lot in the
hot tubshower! ROFLKOTAL!That meeting with the puppets was a lot like a meeting He had with Marlene today. Only not as many Jews, we are in Iowa after all (Jews keep to the trailer parks).
Personally, I enjoyed the last line, "Let’s go make Bionic Woman." Because that could have been any number of crappy shows, but the choice of Bionic Woman was probably funniest.
fek- sorry hombre, i lift with one man and one man only… and his name is…
*trumpets sound, doves fly, the harlem globe-trotters do some gay flirting with basketballs*
..DUB…DUB !!!!
*thunder crash*
If only McFarlane realized that he makes both sides look like idiots. On the one hand you have the puppets, on the other hand you have THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ARGUING WITH PUPPETS!
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell is this – Lance finally gets his shit together now that I’m no longer needing to waste company time? BAH.
CHodey-He was talking about actually working out, not having gay sex. What kind of Klingon do you think He is? Call me. *wink*
BTW, I want a nom for timely Bonging that comment!
Hey Fek, all day no CotW and you didn’t threaten Lance (Mangina) with a single ear fucking. Your back still bad?
GBS=durdenite
(puts thumb up)
The verdict?
(puts thumb down)
You die Bob. KILL!
I suggest a hot curling iron in his ass.
All in favor…
Lets not poke the bear
Eib – judging by earlier, they’d rather poke the Smurf anyway.
Anyone want to wish me Happy Birthday? It’s not my Birthday, but if you wanted to wish me Happy Birthday it would be okay by me. I’m easy.
Fuck a bear. I am the Walrus.
True story!: My soon-to-be Ex wife has a bear that contains a stash spot. Not drugs though, a vibrator. Sometimes when I flop my head down on the bed, I smack that fucking thing too. It hurts.
I meant Lance was the bear
Happy Birthday AGB
I wish you a happy birthday, Lala. Whenever it is. And might I add you’re looking lovely tonight. I particularly like what you’ve done with your hair.
Whats that say about you? Dick must be having problems. No chick ever needed one of those when I was around.That’s stupid ol’ shit. Also, it would help if you was a rock star.
Thanks guys. 8:30 AM class tomorrow. Time for sleeping. Keep on something the free world.
No chick ever needed one of those when I was around.
Right.
Learn to regret your choices, Phil.
No chick ever needed one of those when I was around.
Your posts would suggest that’s all that would make an evening with you bearable.
Ok, I actually laughed twice at this, which is two more times than I laugh at any episode of Family Guy, and ten more times than I laugh at any episode of American Dad.
What part did you laugh at, Jack? Whatever your answer is:…….dumbass. Lowbrow.
Anyways…. Wow! This Anselmo guy just says what we are all thinking, doesn’t he? Wow, whoever he is, he’s chock full of wisdom and intuition, huh?
Nom, I’m just as surprised as you are. The last time that I laughed at Seth MacFarlane was when he realized that I was lying when I told him we were gonna play "just the tip".
The Mighty Fek’lhr loves Lance. In His eyes, Lance can do no wrong. Lance is funny and manly.
f.a.g.
f.a.g.
Well goddamned douple p. Everything is coming up nominus!
that sound Ominus
see what I did there?
thats right, I left off the s in sounds..
That reminds me of a song my Dad used to sing when my Mom would say he drinks too much. He would crack open a beer and sing
“In heaven there is no beer,
that’s why we drink it here”
He was pretty much AWESOME!
It was always break the awkwardness (sic)
Family Guy is funny if you like poop jokes, and who doesn’t … especially you. haha. You see what I did there? I made a joke like you are a homosexual (okay, my memory is fucked, sue me). That’s funny to me.
Anyway, the least funny thing in the world is listening to the commentary on a Family Guy DVD, suggesting that they have ghost writers or something. Funny 14-year-old ghost writers.
i chuckeld once or twice at this too
lance im so glad you’re alive!!
* bex goes to his impromptu Lance altar, blows out the candles, pics up the flowers,
releases the chickens he was going to use in a Santeria ritual to communicate with the dead, goes to his laptop and stops winamp from playing "it’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday" by boyz ii men on loop.*
Oh, it turns out I have nothing to say.
I didn’t realize Kat Foster was so damn sexy until i saw this. i guess i’ll stop stroking it to Joely Fisher long enough to pay attention to Kat from now on.