So today Liz Smith of Variety has an article about Quentin Tarantino wanting to do a remake of Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Okay, you might be thinking, that sounds right up his alley. And it’s true, Tarantino remaking a sexploitation flick from the 60s could be pretty cool (so long as it’s not Talk More, Pussycat! Torture Me with Your Inane Yammering! like about 40 minutes of Death Proof was). But wait, there’s a twist here:
Tarantino wants his version to be even raunchier, natch. His first casting choices are Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendes and — oh, please! — Britney Spears.
Um, what? Tell me Liz Smith is just a schizophrenic street person, because if Kim Kardashian and Britney Spears are in the same movie the world might just implode with outrageousness. My guess is ol’ Q was just coked out of his face again talking a mile a minute and someone interpreted him literally. I made that mistake once when he complimented my scarf at a charity gala. I was so excited I wore it to school the next day and EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME, QUENTIN! MY LIFE IS OVER AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
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He can have mine. I’m not even really using it!
Has anyone alerted Brend-ON that his beloved Shitney is in this story? B/c if not, I will not be volunteering to do so! He gets hella pissed when he’s scooped on the Shitney news.
Ummm, you guys all circle jerking or what? Fek! Get your hand outta there!
Fourth?
Quentin is just trying to get his dick wet, yet again. Didn’t he say he thought Lindsay Lohan is one of the best actors out there? He’s just on the prowl for chicks who like coke.
Talking to myself here. So, Erswi how was your day?
now, russ meyer is a great american hero.
i am durst :(
Bout time, I was going mad in here by myself.
::be strong, don’t let them see you cry::
the pic says it all: ‘i’m a giant forhead modeled after the comic character ‘the head’ and about the only difference is that i have NOTHING up there. no little gremilin, space alien, no separate dimension…no. thing.’
Brendon sucks. All posting movie news. Stealing mr. owl jokes. You can’t see me right now, but if you could you would know that I’m shaking my fist.
cokeheads love cokewhores. every guy’s got his type, just like every dog, his day and every director his std from that pesky starlet fetish. it’s just science.
He should do a kung fu sexploitation film called Faster Pussycat! Kill! Bill!
Did I miss the memo about avatars today? What’s with the "other" guy from My Two Dads, Nom?
what a coincidence: Kim Kardashian, Eva Mendes and Britney Spears are all first casting choices to play “the dead whore in the back of my el camino”.
look for it on broadway people: BROOOOOOAAAADDDDDWWWAAAYYYYYY!!!!
*a long cane comes from stage left and hooks chodin around the neck*
Sorry, updated to the wrong pic for a second there.
Does this count as a Britney post, if so, I can not comment here. Principles man, gotta have a few.
I started with Richard Greico from 21 jumpstreet, but then I got bored and switched to this. Wanna be the chick? Or the Judge?
There was a memo?
Somebody needs to back me up here, I’m being tag teamed by the perfect strangers, and not in a good way.
i gotcha nommy. hang on a sec
…you guys are freakin’ me out. aren’t these websites supposed to quell the work-inspired adhd? it seems only exacerbated and strengthened in resolve.
whoa, whoa! cokeheads do not love cokewhores. ive tried plenty of times to convince jenny from across the street but she said she only flies with the fliest. w/e cunt.
Nice cleavage, nix. Yours?
Laaaarrrrryyyy!
There it is baby!
Zup now, you foriegn fucker? Haha! I gots me some back up!
**smashes out pauly’s car window, then runs away crying*
Sorry Pauly, didn’t mean to leave you hanging. But given the opportunity to get Dick Butkus in here . . . who wouldn’t?
In the banner pic it looks like a scanner is about to make his head explode. Submit Quentin, submit! Your skills are to weak!
NEW UP YINGTAGHS! AND IT’S TREK, SO WHERE THE FEK IS FEK?
wow, i guess i didn’t realize it was “dress like a date rapist” avatar day on filmdrunk…sorry boys.
get with it cho. and make it a good one. i’m thinking willy aames.
choders you and i think alike! nigga thats why we’s t&c!
sorry erswi: tango and cash “poud” to a different drum.
Jesus, you guys are even gayer than chodin and dub dub.
new post!!
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Klingons – I have a semi-serious proposal. Lance, schmoopie, you need to be in on this as well – listen in.
It is abundantly clear that it doesn’t take much to be deemed a relavent entertainment story in the blogosphere. Throw out a concept, name actors/actresses being considered for the project, claim to have a budget and a writer/director in mind. There is no need for studio affiliation, history, or money – just the mention of it.
So, I propose we create a Filmdrunk Productions project. Lance has built a one or two ‘degrees of separation’ relationship with Hollywood here – it’s time to capitalize on it.
We design ourselves a plot synopsis, announce the intended cast and production team, maybe get crazy whatshisface to write something for us.
Next, build a grassroots viral advertising campaign and grow demand.
Finally, sit back, let someone actually make it, and collect the cash. We’re more talented than 98% of those Ying’taghs in the industry today.
Who’s in?
Can we give Producer credits to sirshit?
And, yes, I’d be in.
as long as im home before the street lights come on. mother worries.
We could float a rumor that Will Ferrell is set to star in "Filmdrunk dot com’s- ClusterPuck"
I’m pretty sure thats all you have to do to get him in a movie anyways, right?
So long as the angry little elf will make an appearance in ClusterPuck (i’m thinking as the puck) i am in as well.
I named my dog after the lead in that movie. A remake would be so awesome.
The movie doesn’t have to be good – it just has to follow the proper formula for success.
Hype, empty promises, mass appeal, and either an explosion or a CGI animal.
you can see that, nommy? i thought i cropped it out. negative retouching doesn’t stop anything from getting past you. looking now, though, with my new glasses… shoddy craftsmanship.
Yes. I can see your cleavage. I’m awesome.
What the fuck are u guys talking about? Sometimes i can’t make any sense out of your posts.