PROBABLY THE WORST THING EVER
01.21.08
Though they won’t embed properly, IGN has a couple new videos from Meet the Spartans that you can watch here.
Ever wondered what would happen if you put the biggest pop culture events of the last year into a blender and then poured the resulting sludge through a filter of dyslexic, unfunny moronity?
Meet the Spartans opens this Friday. The people who financed this should be shot. And perhaps tortured first. That is all.
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Lance!!! If you don’t post CotW I’m going to take all your fifi’s and fill them with sand!
Lance!!! If you don’t post CotW I will take off my wig and make you touch my scalp herpes!
Maybe he would like that Fek. Stop obsessing! Patience, my klingon friend
Or I will send pre school terminator to get you at nap time!
Taste my spear, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer!
By the way, how bad is it when you go to imdb and they don’t even have a producer listed? Not even Jon Peters wants to take credit for this shit.
fek we be rollin TNG style
Ever wondered what would happen if you put the biggest pop culture events of the last year into a blender and then poured the resulting sludge through a filter of dyslexic, unfunny moronity?
Over there.
’nuff said.
levar burton is my 2nd favorite black person the 1st is will smiff
I tell you this as gospel, if a gun was at my head and I had to choose between this and Cloverfield, I’d take the bullet. Without question or hesitation.
Wantanabex likes Oreos. Black on the outside, but white in the middle!
Bryce, who doesnt like creamy filling?
don’t go there girlfriend
me, or bryce?
bryce, you can go anywhere you want sweetheart ;)
Read a story Levar!!!
I think this film looks very funny. It’s especially humorous because they mock other popular movies while telling a funny story! It’s brilliant!
I hope they make fun of Castaway – that is my wife’s favorite current movie. I bet they have a scene with Wilson in it – I can’t wait.
yeah, jeez bex
Take a fuckin’ look! It’s in a fuckin’ book!
I’m confused, who do I get to have sex with? Glen? OK, I’ll take what I can get…
Fek: If you paint your FiFi black, does that mean you are into interacial stuff?
no, his Fifi is green, so he can play Cpt Kirk and the alien
This stars Carmen Electra? And she references the Teri Hatcher bit from that Seinfeld episode? Fuck, when do tickets go up on Fandango?!
They were advertising the crap out of this over the weekend. I wouldn’t go see it with Hitler’s corneas.
Black Fifi? So that’s how an Oreo is made.
I didn’t know Hitler was an organ donor. I guess Will Smiff was right: he’s not ALL bad.
I always had a degree of appreciation for Levar’s work on TNG. To sell lines like, "I’m rerouting the plasma stream through the secondary power couplings." With blinged out 80′s punk shades and in a rayon jumpsuit took some skill.
But watching his nuanced portrayal of a homosexual pederast restraining his violent sexual urges in constantly evolving dynamic environments filled with children whilst espousing the merits of literacy on Reading Rainbow was a truely moving experience.
Fek, I’m new here so I don’t know all the rules. Officially, does the CotW have to be from the Filmdrunk comments? The reason I ask is that I’d like to nominate Barack Obama for starting today’s MLK speech by saying "Excuse me while I whip this out."
Isn’t that the cyborg from Robocop? Wouldn’t that be a "pop culture event of the last… two decades"?
Okay, this took me all day to find, and by all day I mean five minutes, because I couldn’t remember the name of the site. But this guy can explain pretty well how these types of movies get made:
[www.the-editing-room.com]
The people who financed this are the very same people who had Herman’s Head cancelled. Also, they’ve been trying to break in and shave your girlfriends head for 3 nights in a row now.
BK lets also not forget Lances wonderfull interview with allan weisjewlastname [www.filmdrunk.com]
Is that Allan Weisjewlastname Hyde Park Weisjewlastnames?
Is that Allan Weisjewlastname of the Hyde Park Weisjewlastnames?
Lance!!!! You better post CotW, or I will tie you to your bed with your Rainbow Brite sheets and stick your Barbie Dolls up your ass!
I blame the Jews. But then again, who doesn’t, except the Jews.
Shouldn’t this be Meat the Spartans. I saw 300, it made me gay.
I blame the Jews and the French, but that might be my corneas talking.
I saw the Houston 500. It made white stuff come out of me. Repeatedly.
JHC, shouldnt you talk to a doctor about that?
I saw the Daytona 500. It made me chew tobacco.
JHC, shouldnt you talk to a dooter about that?
Good as fixed
thanks Pauly, I obviously need more coffee
300 was awesome i give it 4 snaps in a circle
Lance!!!! You better post CotW, or I will let Geordi and Wesley get you drunk and dress you like a sheep again!
Again? that is some twisted shit. do they go on the holodeck and play Bo peep? Cause who wouldnt use the holodeck for twisted sex fanatsies? I would
New up!!!!
I would never fucking leave the holodeck (except the occasional trip to sickbay to get the irritated foreskin healed). I would fuck every woman I ever
stalkedsaw on tv. EVERY one.I’m going to stick with my old vacuum cleaner. i really enjoy the attachment with the long bristles.
Fek, why when in sickbay would you not also grab a handful of that Surgical Lube that I stole from my wife’s Gynocologists office? It just makes no logical sense.
Shot? Yes. Tortured? Yes. Anally Violated with a rusty, glass-covered pipe…Yes!
I’ve been saying this ever since I first saw a trailer for it. And I seriously only signed up to crack this lame joke…
This film is retroactively responsible for 9/11. If there was ever any doubt as to why terrorists hate us, this movie will be all the proof we need.
When not even Deidrich Bader can save something, you know what you’re dealing with is pure evil. It cannot be contained. It cannot be stopped…if you value your lives, you WILL end the life of those who go to see this and then post on facebook on their sorority wall about how funny it is.
Ok that’s all.