MORMONS AND KIWIS JOIN FORCES
01.31.08I’ve posted this video from Flight of the Conchords because Jemaine Clement (he’s the weird looking one) has been cast in Gentleman Broncos, Napoleon Dynamite director Jared Hess’ next film.
Gentlemen Broncos "follows a high school outcast who’s an aspiring fantasy author. He attends a fantasy convention to show off his work and finds his supposed masterpiece – ‘Yeast Lords’ – ripped off by legendary novelist Ronald Chevalier, who has turned desperate for ideas." The film’s script was written by Jared Hess and his wife Jerusha, the same two who wrote both Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre. Production is set to start in March. [FirstShowing.net]

Also joining the cast are Sam Rockwell (left, with the sweet mustache) and Michael Angarano (right).
I’m not sure how to feel about this one. I like Flight of the Conchords, and I even loved Napoleon Dynamite before the nerds ruined it (yeah, I said it. it felt good, dammit). But Conchords humor plus Napoleon Dynamite humor? Jesus, it might be so deadpan that it’s just two guys staring at each other with their mouths open for two hours. It’d cut to one guy, then the other, then to a close up of the ironic galoshes they’re both wearing. It might not be funny, but you’ll laugh because the only other option is feeling really uncomfortable.

It might not be funny, but you’ll laugh because the only other option is feeling really uncomfortable.
Which reminds me of the time I …
take it away …….
While laying on the couch in all of my grand sickness yesterday, I popped in "The Green Mile" to pass the time between shits. Holy fucking Christ, I thought I remembered how funny Sam Rockwell was in that. My memory is shit. It was funnier than I remembered.
Ha, ha, ha, little black sambo! Uhh, yessah, yessah, how dooo you dooo?
CLASSIC…..
Look. Alls I’m sayin is that Napoleon was NOT the one who invented Dynamite. God you all need an edumacation.
Good to see the kid from Third Rock from the Sun is still getting work.
Rockwell rocks that porn stache…um well.
Good to see the kid from Third Rock from the Sun is still getting work.
Very funny. You know the kid from Third Rock is in GI Joe, right?
Can there be a scene in which the writer and his wife are beaten with car antennas for making Nacho Libre?
All I wanted me was a little cornbread, motherfuckers! All I wanted me was a little cornbread!
Isn’t it kind of bullshit that out of all of those three name pussy actors from the 80s and 90s (Joseph Gordon Leavitt, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Mark Paul Gosalalalar) we didn’t get a single serial killer or presidential assassin?
Yet, Burnsy. Yet.
YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!
(It never
startsstops being funny!)You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!
I was convinced this post would be about Mit Romney naming Russel Crowe as his running mate. How awesome would that foreign policy be?
Hey Toot, give ya a nickel fer that Moon Pie.
What are you looking at, you limp noodle? Ya wanna kiss my ass? Ya wanna suck my dick?
Guy’cha! If this fucking thread continues the way it is, The Mighty Fek’lhr is going to forshak on the floor in the middle of the room to clear you kotals out!
What happened to the fish tank, Fek?
That kid for 3rd rock turned out great. Did you see Brick. It was really good. Whoda thunk a kid that grew a nipple on his forehead would turn out to be a serious actor.
I agree, he’s going to be a good actor if Shia LeBeouf doesnt keep stealing his thunder.
I’m guessing Lance is president of the ‘Bring 3rd Rock From The Sun Back’ coallition…
I really can’t stand that LeBouef kid. blech, after project greenlight…he’s just so douchey. If he makes Indy suck I will have to find him and rip out all 12 of his chin hairs.
Very funny. You know the kid from Third Rock is in GI Joe, right?
Is GI Joe alright with that? I thought the military frowned on the gay.
Wow! The forshak threat worked!
Fuck the Hesses. I paid money for their last one and I’m still waiting for the free nachos.
They already did this. It was called "Eagle vs Shark." (Actually E.vsS. was much better)
Man, I just wish the Napoleon Dynamite craze hadn’t died down. It was awesome to here the word "gosh" said after every damn sentence. What will it be this time? "Heck?"
Brilliant! Give this man 50 dollars!