Jennifer’s Body, written by Juno‘s Diablo Cody and set to star Tranformers‘ Megan Fox, has found a director – Karen Kusama.
Kusama previously wrote and directed Girlfight (not as sexy as it sounds, but supposedly pretty good), and directed Aeon Flux. Her IMDB page says she was born in Brooklyn, but I’d like to think she pronounces it “Diabro”. That’s not racist, is it? Hehe, well that’s because my kooky roomate, TimTam the Incorrible Bigot pushed me out of the way just so he could type that. Darn you, TimTam, that wasn’t even very funny!
Megan Fox will play a cheerleader in a sleepy town whose perfect life goes haywire when she becomes possessed and begins killing the young men in town who lust after her. Hard C [Ed. Note: !!] partners Jason Reitman and Dan Dubiecki will produce with Mason Novick. Reitman directed the Cody-scripted Juno for Atomic’s sister company Fox Searchlight. [ComingSoon]
MTV has a bit more info:
Described as a “Heathers”-type dark comedy, it tells the story of a seemingly-perfect cheerleader whose life is thrown into disarray when she gets possessed by a demon [more like my semen AHAHAAHAHAHA! Cuz it rhymes, get it? ...Sorry, too much coffee] begins eating boys in her small Minnesota town, then faces off against her best friend and the Satan-worshipping band that made her evil.
In other news, Megan Fox’s last name don’t lie, am I right fellas? Boosh. *fist pound*
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*spits in each hand*
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Mighty Fek’lhr feels like this movie will be a lot like a group of angry women molesting a tranny.
And, yes, in case anyone is wondering, I got some cool Chuck Palahniuk books for Christmas! QAPLAH!
if you didnt get ‘rant’ or ‘choke’ then fuck off fek.
stands behind dubs yelling *YEAH*
Don’t mess with The Clown, dub! Jaga will see Him through!
Word dubs. Let’s get our own party crashing clique started.
Sorry I can’t join in but I’m with the People That Hate People clique. We’ve only got one member. And we hate you. Do you want to join? Fuck you.
Oh yeah and, MEGAN FOX in a GOTDAM CHEERLEADER OUTFIT? Here fifi, her girl, come to daddy…
I only have one member, too! BOOSH!!!
I hope the band is Cradle of Filth and she eats Dani Filth’s whiny ass.
Meagan’s hot, I’m with you all on that one. But I cannot for the life of me figure out why she’s engaged to/banging David Silver!!!
That just gets me right in the jenkem.
When I first showed up on this site, I felt like David Silver on the first couple seasons of 90210. Only difference is that, in the end, I ended up Banging Kelly, not Donna. Because I would teach David how to actually be cool.
When I first showed up on this site, I felt like
David SilverWebster on the first couple seasons of902102fags1dildo.Fixed, Nommy!
momentous knee lip jab, Koru. i’d jab my knee, lip, dick, fist, ‘insert body part here’ into megan fox any day.
Hey Fek,
did you like my joke in the Duchess thread???
I’m with Koru on this one. What is with these hot Hollywood bitches banging good for nothing losers . . . that aren’t me?
Megan Fox totally gives me a Hard C!
get it guys? Its a reference to the movie that the producers did…what? we’re talking about 90210 now?
Koru-What the fuck do you think?
yeah! i’m a worthless good-for-nothing loser that makes actual REAL STUFF (buildings) and i don’t have a megan fox or an olga whatsername balance on the end of my balls on christmas morning…i mean, what does someone like david silver make? memos? CO2?
@ Fek
Kisses?
You know I’m totally pro-Klingon.
Hugs?
well, he used to do this: http://wc04.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:36ri287t05oa
so maybe he’s got some residuals coming in?? *giggles* ri-ight
The Mighty One has The clown costume on and Jaga speaking to Him from the grave.
(In other words, nothing personal ;D k?)
a pussy-ass influence on the hot chicks that want to party serious?
A film written by a woman, directed by a woman and starring a woman. A little to much estrogen for me. The only way I’d see it is if the tag-line was "There will totally be a scene with visible female on female vaginal penetration" I’d pay over matinee prices for that.
Actually, I think he is still getting paid by Crayola for using his name for one of there shades. Not David Silver though. Brian Austin Green.
+256points for anyone who can name where that^ joke came from.
Bad News Bears?
I’ll even throw in a couple extra quotes, make it a little easier.
"How about – Man, Oh Man, this is one GREEN Crayon!"?
"Oh, That would never fit on a Crayon!"
Airheads?
Black Hole?
the Fox and the Hound?
Driving Miss Daisy?
Adventures in Babysitting?
Born in East LA?
Oh yeah and, MEGAN FOX in a GOTDAM CHEERLEADER OUTFIT?
Who needs a story? Or other actors? Or sound? Or direction? Or pants? Or more than about 48 seconds?
Space Camp?
**buzz*
Times up! Shaved my pubes! It was from Nickelodeon’s sketch comedy show ‘All That’.
Try not to embarass yourselves next time.
a walk to remember
had to work (pshhhh, whatever that means).
what’d i miss? everyone still gay and accounted for?
Yeah, chode. I just accounted for yo momma. Thank me later, got to head to the shop. There is no place more gay than the Steel Industry.
If I want to see a chick’s ribs, I’ll rip her skin off. Give this bitch a sandwich. Or a couple of doses of cockwurst.
nice simpsons ref. Nommy.
Nom @ 14:20 said “there” instead of their. HAHA your fucking lame. I bet you won’t get the end this movie either.
I want to stick a dime in her bellybutton.
I want to stick a dime in her bellybutton.
I want to smoke a dimebag out of her asshole.
‘that’s not my bellybutton!’
i want to tell her how stupid her tattoo looked during sex.
JHC, I have no idea why that made me laugh so. Might be low blood sugar or something. I would nom it, but I think it’s an esoteric dellusion of mine that makes it so funny, so no. But kudos.
Aslan, is on the move.
If I want to see a chick’s ribs
Jesus, you closed-minded fool. Did you ever consider that what you are actually seeing are her obliques? Thats what it’s all about. Probably the only muscles she’s ever worked out though, judging by this picture.
erswi and bne will tell you, architects are rich and get all the hot girls.
Crapbasket said:
Nom @ 14:20 said "there" instead of their. HAHA your fucking lame. I bet you won’t get the end this movie either.
I would nom that, but I think lance already caught on to me nominating things just so I can see my name again.
sorry nom…those are ribs. me and dub work out with this chick sometimes, and she’s a lazy piece of shit.
Everything Stone Soup just said is 100,000% true. Banging chicks and makin paper is what the life of an architect is all about.
she is, fuckn cunt thinks she can just do squat thrusts and get in shape like us?
pssshh!
‘HE AIN’T LYIN’. it’s all about gettin’ tha paper and pullin’ down mad snatch. in fact, whenever i see one of those shirts that says ‘Damn it feels good to be a gangsta’ i just substitute ‘architect’ for ‘good’…wait. what?
I just got home and can say with great certainty that I would totally split that bitch in half. In a good way.