Yahoo has this new featurette for the upcoming Will Ferrell movie, Semi-Pro.
It’s got cameos from a bunch of basketball guys of whom I’ve never heard, and a mega creepy spot from Mark Cuban.
He’s only onscreen for 20 seconds or so but still manages to softify my wang, probably for weeks. Watching him is like watching your dad give an enthusiastic, thorough, detailed position-by-position analysis of boning your mom. It’s the kind of thing I always hated when I was growing up.
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Holy Forshak! That better not be his O-Face!
If it’s not his O-face, maybe it’s his Oprah face?
He looks like he’s revelling in the smell of one of his own farts.
Tell me about it, Lance. I still cry when I think about my dad describing how he boned your mom.
I’m saying your mom’s a whore, just so we’re clear.
O-FACE (not that I’ve ever seen it before).
looks like some tool from entourage.
off topic:
now that we’ve moved my boss has put tracking software on everyone’s computer, so i’ll probably not ever be able to get on this bootch anymore except @ lunch and after hours. but it’s been nice
getting wastedwasting time with y’all…Is Glean any relation to Glen?
so fresh n so glean
i’ve gleaned many a lesson in tact and courtesy from everyone BUT glen in this place
He doesn’t even look Cuban!
Nice – someone went for it…
See one of the earlier posts, Jack…
I defy Glean to out-Glen Glen.
bne_pro, two words man: Proxy Server.
Stone, I doubt that could happen. Just from this one post, I can see that they’re nothing alike. I just thought I saw a trace of the family name in there.
Is that Mark Cuban’s Quentin Tarantino impression?
Bah! Seriously, how can you look at that banner pic and not imagine Mark Cuban having a hand on at least one of his penises?
Mr. Glean is the man behind the shine. Is it wet or is it dry?
It’s wet.
Who is glen?
Or sitting on his thumb, for that matter.
Glen is your worst nightmare.
Glen shot Kennedy
Dammit, I thought you’d say that.
I like Cubans balls … The retro ones never go out of style.
That’s the way dad used to look when mom would sit on his lap while they let me watch Kookla Fran and Ollie. i hard a lot of trouble hearing because they were humming pretty loud, and i still can’t figure out why they sweat so badly from the humming either.
I wonder how closely Glean’s puppeteer has been paying attention to Glen’s subtleties. I throw out this challenge:
I’ll call Glen to the keyboard – someone throw out a topic, and the Glen/Glean reactions will be for you all to judge.
Glean can even choose whether to go first or second.
How’s that sound?
Glean, Glean, what should a young man do on a first date?
(Glen, Glean that is)
It would be fucking funny if SS was Glen and Glean.
Glad to see I still Durst like a pro!
I barely have patience for the two aliases now.
I thought there was a Glen-esque quality to my last post on the horror movie thread
nice cans
As per your request, I am developing a set of hypotheses apropos the the challenge offered by Stone Soup.
Unfortunately, I am shorthanded at the moment (and ever so slightly inebriated), and require certain elements in order to complete a strategy that will scientifically deduce who this "Glen" individual truly is. If any of you fine gentlemen have the following, please place a listing under "Casual Encounters" on Craigslist, so that I might be able to pick them up from you:
May I offer a subject for this glean-off? Crockpots of the early twentieth century and their sociological effect on fellatio in the American home.
BONG!!!!!!!!!
"If ya smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll what the Cuban is cookin’!"
Dancing With The Stars just got a tad sexier
Hey, Glean sounds a lot like Glen – but with an ‘A’ to make the ‘E’ sound a long vowel!
Man oh man this movie is going to be great! [Not Semi-Pro, but the porno I just got in the mail called "Ball Garglers & Ass Sniffers #2".
Oh I get it! Glens comments are so loved by all because he takes the mundane an obvious and accentuates them with great highlight, grandeur, and detail – making them sarcastic and yet palatable, and ultimately the linguistic version of "blue balls". That’s some fantastic stuff.
Whoever this ‘Glen’ character you speak of is, he sure sounds boring!
That reminds me of a story – my windshield wiper is broken. A piece of the mounting clamp seems to have sheared off as if something hit it, but I don’t think it was actually hit. Now, it’s scraping on the glass. It was an exciting morning.