The JLA movie I said was never going to happen months ago is now officially on hold until after the writers’ strike ends.
Word leaked in the fall that the script, by the husband-and-wife team of Kieran and Michele Mulroney, was good but that subsequent rewrites, including the latest by Miller, had pacing issues and took the project in the wrong direction. [Reuters]
Ahh yes, “pacing issues”. I ran into those when I was working on my script about Squiggy the Omnipotent Unicorn. His invulnerability wasn’t a problem, it was just hard to keep a consistent level of intensity, you know?
The decision to put the project on hold now frees up the actors who had been cast in such roles as Superman (Scott Porter), Batman (Armie Hammer), Wonder Woman (Megan Gale), Green Lantern (Common) and the Flash (Adam Brody). Extensions on their contracts expired Tuesday.
Yes, I’m sure all of Hollywood’s auteurs were beating down Scott Porter’s door. Oh well, I bet he got some sweet pictures for his myspace page.
"Justice’s" delay is considered good news for Christopher Nolan’s camp. The director is in post-production on "The Dark Knight," the sequel to "Batman Begins," and is said to have been unhappy with the "Justice League" movie because its version of Batman clashed with his one, starring Christian Bale. Nolan has been resisting directing a third "Batman" movie, though the studio would relish the possibility and could begin heavy courting.
Note to studio: I recommend “Grandma’s Summertime Strip-me-naked” for all your “heavy courting” needs (RAWR!). A 30 pack of bud, a handle of the strongest grain alcohol you can find, and a package of Countrytime Lemonade. Makes a nice little apertif. Three glasses and he’ll be putty in your hands. (Four glasses will kill him, so be careful).

Bah! At this rate they will be using action figures set to "Super Friends" music. Which would be better.
I’m sexier than this movie anyways.
I don’t know why everyone’s got such a hate on for this movie, I mean it has Adam Brody in, he was pretty good in The Pianist.
For the love of god that was a
badjoke.Form of . . . Wonder Woman’s tampon. Esp the Tiffany Fallon Wonder Woman from this month’s Playboy cover. I’d go form of her butt plug if I had Wonder Twins powers.
Superhero’s are the new zombies….or are they the old zombies. And why wasn’t Will Smiff asked to be all up in dat movie?
I hear that Bea, Will Smiff could’ve welcomed somebody to Earf.
you know how Jan and Jana always transformed into something animal and something water-based? my favorite thing to say after someone makes the ‘wonder twin powers…activate!’ ‘joke’ i like to say ‘form of…a water bong!’ either it’s not funny, or nobody ‘gets it’ because they’re not nerdly enough to have remembered the wonder twins’ fucking powers…they’ll all PAY, though…oh yes…one day they’ll be sorry!
Does anyone know what Martian Manhunter’s super powers are supposed to be? Like, really?
Don’t worry, once they decide to have Steel in the JLA for this movie, they’ll need a famous blacktor. And then, Will Smiff is all up in dat.
But i forgot….black people can’t be superheros
no they won’t
Goddamn we are good looking, erswi.
Fek, MM flies, is telekinetic and strong. So he’s like a green Superman. and telekinteic. or telepathic. or sociopathic. WHO CARES REALLY?
I know huh? I am feeling the teeny bopper love today.
I can’t even think of any thing to put on this post. Now i’m pretty sure it’ll suck but the guy who directed
Mad maxSorry The Road Warrior is directing it. That has to hold some faint hope.He also directed happy feet.
Don’t push me cuz I’m close to the edge. I’m trying not to lose my head. Uh huh huh huh. . .
ersi, Nom
What happend? Peter DeLuise or Dustin Nguyen not seny enough?
seny is the old sexy
it’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonda how i keep from goin’ unda…
Hey man, if you wanna go with Dustin that’s all you. But nom and I are reppin the true sex symbols of Jump Street.
Although Peter DeLuise is one sexy beast.
Yeah. Plus, Richard Greico was in a movie once. I forget what it was called, but it was sexxxxxxxy with 7 x’s.
Anything that came from the loins of Dom DeLuise is sexy.
Dooter is startin shit with DH Over There already. Drunkards, mount up!
That was If Looks Could Kill Nom. Don’t ask.
I jumped on the wrong bandwagon. I thought we were going to do serial killer av’s like Pauly. . . . unless Greico and Depp are . . . nooooo.
dooter you say?
dooter sounds like an incontinence problem
Oh shit, pauly is dennis rader. I thought he was a bald steve zahn.
I think you’re all sick.
pauly is dennis rader
Shhhhhh.
Pauly is Dennis Rader. The who is Panda?
then who? then
That’s okay, Richard. I still think you’re dreamy.
That’s disgusting.
don’t be callin’ my son ‘sick’, dick.
the term is ‘ill’…or is it ‘sick’, i get confused…
::continues to nod and type with special padded dialing wand::
Now i’m pretty sure it’ll suck but the guy who directed
Mad maxSorry The Road Warrior is directing it. That has to hold some faint hope.Sam Raimi directed Spiderman 3 – how’d that turn out?
OhYourGod has lance started reading the comments again? Oh happy day!
Quick, everyone look cool
Raimi and Spider-man 3.
The burn that just keeps on burning.
You took the lord’s name in vain – shame on you.
Richard, are you trying to be a glen? Cuz it won’t work. Much like me.
Glen is a moron. I’ve got better things to do.
Why you be buggin Nom? You and I are already looking cool.
Who the fuck is this Dick now?
I heavy-courted this chick once. A 10 pound bat may not seem heavy, but to her it was.
Why do you care who I am? Mind your own business.
Sounds suspiciously like an alter-eggo to me. Lance do you really only have like 5 readers doing all 50 characters around here? I myself speak in three voices.
Thou shall not worship false idols.
I cant concentrate, Depp sexiness has overpowered me.
Heavy courting includes arson in my book.
"Arson as a form of heavy courting" I think that’s the book’s title.
I’m actually an alter-eggo composed of five readers. Well, two of us can read. The other three just keep flicking me in my ear while I type.
erswi is definitely a cunning linguist, lance. why just the other night- wait..what?
That cartoon picture up there is pornographic.
Thou shalt not be a preachy asshat trying to convert a bunch of Drunkards to your myopic view of morality and quality. Thou shalt get a life. Thou shalt fuck off.
New up forshak licking dogs!
I’m safe. I’m not the one who’ll be going to hell for all eternity. You can do what you like. You, the Jews, and probably most smelly minorities will enjoy the lake of fire.
Where’s this porno cartoon, again?
Wait a minute. Is that Jack? Man he’s up early today!
I am going to hell for cartoon porn? Sweet! at least all my friends will be there
New up forshak licking dogs!
Speak English you illegal immigrant. This is America. Go back to whatever godless, smelly hovel you came from.
Hentai is just fucking ridiculous. Now, the pics of Bart Simpson banging Lisa…
Go back to whatever godless, smelly hovel you came from.
Whaddya mean? He never leaves Grethor!!!
Richard, you sir, are a Dick.
the godless smelly hovel he just came in was your mother
SCOUR! Nommed, Eib.
I am going to hell for cartoon porn? Sweet! at least all my friends will be there
Good. I hope you burn there. More room in the Kingdom of Heaven for good, wholesome Christians like me.
Richard, you seem like a fun guy, what is your position on Evolution?
That movie sucked, fek.
BONG!!!!!!!
Julianne Moore was kinda hot in it but she didn’t even get naked. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ACTRESSES GETTING NAKED. FOR CHRIST’S SAKE YOU TOOK A FUCKIN CREAMPIE FROM MARKY MARK IN BOOGIE NIGHTS, AT LEAST SHOW ME SOME TITTY.
Richard, you seem like a fun guy, what is your position on Evolution?
That’s a stupid question. You’re probably a terrorist.
Evolution is B.S. It’s a story made up by Jews and Muslims to make Christians look stupid. They’ll get what’s coming, you’ll see.
Oh, Christians dont need anyones help looking stupid, Richard.
You’re probably a terrorist.
Probably?
There’s only one truth – good, born-again Christians will walk in the Lord’s Light for all eternity, while you godless scum bags and drug dealers suffer.
BONG!!!!!!!!
(for Richard being a yIntagh, and not as funny as he promised)
It’s gotta be Jack. He’s been knee-deep in that fundamentalist shit for a couple days now – I think it forced an alternate personality to splinter off and create it’s own account.
BONG!!!!!!!!
(for Richard being a yIntagh, and not as funny as he promised)
Fek is one smart Klingon.
Would you believe that Richard worked here – with Glen – at the same time? Do you have any idea the comedy that insued when the two of them interacted?
I fucking knew it.
Dude! You gave up WAAAAAAAY too easy! Pretend like your last few comments didn’t happen!
I knew you were on to me with the Fun Guy comment. I was dying here.
Richard the hipocritical, racist, immigrant hating, born-again christian will be back.
I still think it was Jack!
I’m glad Megan Gale is freed up. Now she has the time to visit me and sit on my face.