Heath Ledger is dead.
NEW YORK – Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday at a downtown Manhattan residence in a possible drug-related death, police said. He was 28.
NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said Ledger had an appointment for a massage at the Manhattan apartment believed to be his home. The housekeeper who went to let Ledger know the masseuse was there found him dead at 3:26 p.m.
The Australian-born actor was an Oscar nominee for his role in "Brokeback Mountain" and has numerous other screen credits.
I love those "maybe" news stories. Yes, his death was possibly drug related. I could say it was a possible unicorn-related death and it’d be just as true. Kind of. But I know the New York Post will have a classy headline to go with this one and that’s the important thing. It’s always so much more shocking when it’s not a fat guy.
UPDATE: Okay, they used the same one I did, sorry Post. They add, "His apartment was strewn with pills, sources said. It was unclear if it was an intentional or accidental death."
UPDATE 2: Police officials have said that the apartment was owned by the actress Mary-Kate Olsen. They said they believed Ms. Olsen, 21, was in California and that Mr. Ledger had been living in her apartment. Ms. Olsen attended the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, for the premiere of “The Wackness,” a film in which she stars with the actor Ben Kingsley. It was not clear where she went after the film screening. A representative of Ms. Olsen said this afternoon that the apartment did not belong to the actress. "
Translation: Someone from the Times called Olsen’s publicist for confirmation. The publicist wiped the coke off her nose and was like, "Wha?? No." Calling a publicist to check facts is like calling a platypus for Chinese take out. Or something. I’m not really good with analogies.
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What sucks is that it looks like yet another person who had it all behaved moronically enough to die from it, when there are so many other people who would have loved to switch places with them and stayed from the drugs as a requirement. So many people piss away good things.
And, it looks like FilmDrunk Pulled a FIST! on WWTDD. Kick fucking ass, seabass.
i’m trying to remember if he was ever in a movie i actually liked.
Dor sho gha! Maybe those Fundies (Christian Fundamentalists) were right about teh ghey after all! The Mighty Fek’lhr guesses He won’t order Brokeback Mountain on PPV tonight if watching it (or starring in it) kills you!
damn. damn. and damn.
Oh yeah, and thanks to Nom for the tip, even though about 15 people emailed it to me at the same time.
What don’t kill you makes you stranger. What does kill you gets filmdrunkards to make fun of you.
what a dumbfuck, he had $$ girls anything he wanted, he was the new joker, this sucks
PS: durden is still down
Now, let’s get ready for that circle jerk!
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GUY’CHA! Fundies say that is teh ghey, too?!?!?!?
Don’t mention it. Actually, Stone Sent first I believe.
just imdb him. lords of dogtown looks like the only non gay or chick flick he was in.
Haha, guys! Lance beat that Ufford guy to the story!
I’m just glad Lance beat Brendon to this. Oh, and there is going to be no link to your website either. BOOSH.
Oh yeah, and thanks to Nom for the tip, even though about 15 people emailed it to me at the same time.
Great, like his inflated sense of self-worth wasn’t already out of control.
Tis a sad day.
Oh, who am I kidding. Didn’t know him, and won’t really miss him. That may sound bad but let’s be honest, it’s not like he was John Candy or some "big" actor.
good ‘get’ lance!
that having been said: let us bow our heads in memory of our brother with somber heavy-laden hearts…
damn, “dark knight” is just going to be creepy now, huh?
Well, to be fair, mostly I just re-write other peoples’ news stories in Smartassican, but it’s nice to see that you guys got my back.
I can’t believe that WithLeather still hasn’t broken the story! "Football is Relaxing," Who cares? Someone is dead!
i posted this earlier but, celebrities die in 3′s. i just wonder who’s next.
Of all the people in my “pool” (and there are many), he was not one of them. Why can’t Britney or Paris pull something like this?
He was about to be a big actor. Just like Brandon Lee. Shit, both of them were wearing face paint in their last movies. And my sense of self worth isn’t inflated. There is actually no empty space within my sense of self-worth.
Nah, it’ll put The Dark Knight into cult status chod. Just like The Crow and Brandon Lee.
This sucks. This guy actually had talent. Why couldn’t it have been Britney or that British cunt?
and your front……*creepy wink*
Wilford Brimley next, then a sports figure.
Tom Hanks or John Travolta will be next. Maybe Tom Cruise.
Is The Dark Knight completed?
$50 says they left it open for the Joker to return in a 3rd.. now what? Push a faceless stuntman off a building to end KNIGHT?
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exactly what stanky said. erin just said the same thing on the phone. ‘you know, if you’re given this great opportunity to get paid and be rich and so on and so forth and you wind up blowing it all by sitting around your apartment getting fucked up, then fuck you!’
penetron leave kiera knightley alone!! i love her
Frank Stallone = Still Alive
phew
fuck this shit, too many good actors have been dying from overdosing on pills…
*chodin walks to the toilet and pours his entire bottle of flinstone’s vitamins down the drain*
I try to use the word strewn once a day.
i guess his breakout role was in "the patriot", also known as "braveheart’s american vacation."
I think Christopher Nolan has all but said the Joker’s story does not actually begin or end in The Dark Knight. I’m putting my bet on no third movie.
I actually liked this guy. And now they’re rushing(between tears I’m sure) to find a new Joker for the next installment of Batman.
Very well put Nom.
Hypothetically, if I happened to have been wearing makeup last night, does that mean I’m about to
take it up the assdie?Err, I mean my friend wants to know.
GRRR………..DOWNERS ALL AROUND!!!!!
well that’s what he gets for Clowning Around
see, it’s ok for me to sit around and get all fucked up some afternoon because i’m NOT rich and stuff…see how that logic works? see?!
to stay on topic: my boss is calling in an actor named “max martini” to audition…lance, who the fuck is this imposter!?!?
Bex,
Terrible jokes work better without putting the obvious punch line in italics.
I still love you.
come on guys let’s not let thing get Grimm
all this talk about pills puts me in the mood for some roxycontin.
st. anky’s thanks for the tip
that’s what she said
Yet the makers of this Batman flick are gonna totally benefit from this.
p.s. “yes”…i realize that “max martini” is the gayest name in the book.
the book of “gay names”.
maybe heath is pulling a JOKE on us!
he’s such a joker, you know!
Max Martini is one of the dudes on "The Unit". It’s on tonight on CBS at 8 central. It’s really pretty good.
Pretty sad. I actually got to meet him while working on Lords of Dogtown & he was actually a really good guy. He even had a party at his house and invited a bunch of people from the crew & everything. Tough break.
My unit isn’t nearly as good.
dennis haysbert= President David Palmer > george w. busch
i went to high school with a mike martini.
It would have been better if they found him in the bathtub all pwn-cushioned with dirty heroin needles like Funboy in The Crow. Better for whom, He doesn’t know.
Yet the makers of this Batman flick are gonna totally benefit from this.
I think I see your point there. I wonder if this has to do with Warner Brothers wanting to make back some of their money from this writers strike?
bne’s spelling= total crap
Molotov,
The makers will benefit; fortunately, it will be only a financial benefit.
I’m just glad that people in Hollywood don’t value silly things like money over human life.
bill pullman in ID4 > all american presidents
Fek’lhr, it was …….Morphine is Bad for you…
Do you understand?
What’s erswi going to do when he finds out The Joker is dead?
its gonna be weird to do the toy tie in of joker when its based on a dead guy.
Fek, he once used a Crow avatar. FOr me actually. We think alike.
Fek’lhr, it was …….Morphine is Bad for you…
What? Now using dirty heroin needles to shoot morphine is considered teh ghey by fundies, too????
Bex, WTF was that?
BONG!!!!!!!
The new york times is reporting that the apartemnt he was found in wasn’t his but mary kate olsen’s
david palmer could kick tom whitmore’s ASS!
mary kate olsen = "Love that Joker!"
WHAT?
WithLeather’s new post is SUPERBOWL PROMISES LOTS OF MENCIA?
For Christ’s sake someone is dea…
Maybe that is worse news.
damn, this news sucks.
why couldn’t “hero” or “the doctress” O.D. on pills?
*lightening strikes four feet to chodin’s left*
And yet Amy Winehouse trucks on.
I’m sad.
I don’t know what you are talking about, it was morphine needles. They were morphine needs in his chest. Yes, morphine and heroine are close to each other, but if he was being vague he would have said "Opiates are bad for you" or rather "Illegal Narcotics are bad for you" or "Any substance, other than food, that effects the way your mind and body work is bad for you".
Yeah, I bet Funboy NEVER used them frigging needles for heroin. Doom-oss!
Besides, who the fuck has ever heard of dirty morphine needles? THEY WERE DIRTY FUCKING HEROIN NEEDLES. PERIOD.
Thank goodness Andy Dick is still okay.
Probably not those same needles, no. Did you see how much mophine was there? You wouldn’t be able to use the same needles for too long, it would start to get clogged up, probably dull. Plus, look how many needles he had. I would say from that that he didn’t keep using the same needle over and over.
New Years Resolutions 2008:
star in upcoming blockbuster– doneget rid of bitchy wife– doneNom, you are so full of shit.
Hey, I just saw on Yahoo.com that Heath Ledger is dead!
Is Abe Vagoda still alive?
Yes! I think I won that debate!! Well, that means I am 1-0-1 in debates today!
LIEK TEH OMFG! Coldplay is going to be on PBS! ROFLKOTAL! Go watch, RIGHT NOW!
Dammit! First Jon-Erik Hexum and now this Heath Ledger. Who’s gonna be next?
Let’s not focus on the gloomy aspect of this, let’s make a list of people who are still alive!
‘s dead nazi motherI didn’t tell anyone to watch it fek. I wanted to tell you guys that PBS was threatening me.
Oops, I need a new #10
oh fek, that ID4 post happenned when FD dursted on me so sorry about the timing and my general existence
love that joker!!
so brad renfro and heath ledger. need one more for the trifecta.
Manson does not deserve to be in that list with those soulless fiends, Jack.
I leave to get some Quizno’s and Heath Ledger died?!?!?! PUNDBELIEVABLE! I’m never eating Quizno’s again.
I wonder if there will be a mythology grow up around this fruit? Whenever some fucktard tool celeb who totally sucks (like Kurt Kobain) dies young some kind on mythology grows up around them.
I heard the Heath did not die, but faked it so that he could live an life secretly fucking cowboys in the ass in the modern West.
He had a boyish look. Can’t understand what’s going on with Hollywood. He has it all. Money, Girls, cocks and a family. He should play with buckets of scat instead of pills. And Britney is still alive. God bless him.
‘WE LOVE THE SUUUUBS!’
i love spongemonkeys
Allright, knock it off with the kooky spooge character. I ain’t buying it.
oh shit: wetboy in the house – how’s the nutsac in your mouth hanging?
french chopin ;)
Let’s not focus on the gloomy aspect of this, let’s make a list of people who are still alive!
‘s dead nazi motherCharles MansonMaleBoy_ShaunDeWetFIXED!But I still need a new # 10.
well said, wetboy.
don’t wink at me fag…and get your hand off my thigh- this is a funeral.
Pauly Shore is still alive.
Jack, you should put the dude on ‘entourage’ on there!
bne, you mean Sanjaya?
i saw pauly shore this weekend, he was guest door man at this new POS club here. he’s looking pretty deaderific.
#10. Fat black lady from The View who thinks world is flat. Who knows, maybe the world would be flat if she sat on it with that big fat ass.
I won’t make you famous chopin douche. Get back in line and post some elemental stuff, Tranny Licker. Some good actor just died. I don’t wanna bitch fight with you, sissy. So just grab the small cock of your step father and play "pump up the jam". As soon as Durden is online, I will head my small cock over there and scat over Doctress and leave you guys in peace.
correction from earlier: “MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet ” barely beats out “max martini” in the book of gayest names…both right below “he-man”.
yes! sanjaya! that’s the one!
You know guys, I’m not really that sad. Maybe it’s b/c he died before I identified with him as the Joker, but I could care less if this no talent hack fuckin offed himself with pills like a big fuckin pussy. Get a gun, take it to your face like a real man, and HAHDEN THE FAK UP!
DUbDub! DId you get my instant message? If not, log on to AIM and read it, K? Smooch.
It’s 5 oklok, off werk, gotsta gets outta heer. Peace.
so long nom.
so long nom.
^that’s what the chicks all call me.
Let’s not focus on the gloomy aspect of this, let’s make a list of people who are still alive!
‘s dead nazi motherHeath LedgeChris CrockerPerfect!
Guys, it’s not that big a loss.
He sucked in the sack.
MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet: i still like that you think my name is french…and that it’s chopin. it’s cute.
anyways, just because they stopped serving whoppers for a day, doesn’t mean you should come over here trying to “D”-suck ronald. go check out perezhilton or something, i mean, him and brendon ARE the defending standing 69 champs…right below dub and i.
Who is Keith Ledger? We are unfamiliar with his work.
Rickey Henderson’s thoughts are with the family of Heath Ledger.
he was your majesty’s servant as a knight of the crown. in that one movie anyway.
I just said to my boss "Hey you know Heath Ledger, from Brokeback?"
His response "Yeah, what, turns out he’s really gay?"
Um, actually it’s a little more serious than that…
Why so serious? Oh.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
Fucking Chicken Carbonara, man. I never saw it coming.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
what a brilliant boss you have, al. it’s too bad that’ll be most people’s response…
aside from outright hillarity and laughter.
Riddle me this: I’ve got nothing. sorry.
Anybody seen the extra bottle of pills I left at that Mary Kate Olsen’s place the other day? Oh. . . ummm. . . sorry.
UPDATE:
The Coroner reported that Ledger had the words "Pund All Y’all" freshly tattooed on him.
UPDATE:
When informed about Heath Ledger’s death in her apartment, Mary Kate Olsen was quoted saying "How rude!".
Pauly, I’m pretty sure that was the other sister on the show but nonetheless . . . that was fuckin brilliant, baby!
I told your fucking platypus to make sure there was hot mustard and fortune cookies in the bag before they delivered my fucking chink food. I’m sending it all back. Let the platypus that fucked the order up eat it.
erswi
a bit more intel:
"In a written statement, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation said it mourns Ledger’s death, adding that his portrayal of Del Mar "changed hearts and minds in immeasurable ways."
erswi
First off forgot that first post @ 18:22
Second, Ashley Olsen was told about the situation and called her sister via cell and was quoted saying "You’re in big trouble, Mister!"
There ya go baby! Now that’s MONEY!
There goes the best actor of this generation, and I thought that before he died. His performance in BBM is amazing. Now it’ll be legednary (like it always should have been)
Well you can tell the gay alliance that Brokeback Mountain didn’t change my mind. I already thought cowboys were gay.
pauly, you forgot to add the laugh track immediately following the ‘grown-up exchange’ of the two!
speaking of ‘grown up exchange’ and the olsen twins. when are those broads give up the ‘scissor sisters’ spread in playboy already? christ!
Wumpus - i posted this earlier but, celebrities die in 3′s. i just wonder who’s next.
Did you ever wonder why celebrities seem to die in threes? It’s because my OCD forces me to BTK in threes. I know who’s next, but I’m no telling you guys. Chodin, ya know that guy that was in your office last week? You know the one.
bne_pro
Cut it out!
I’m always happy when someone better looking than me dies.
I’m a pretty happy guy.
i was just watching some natalie portman strip club action from closer…what a babe.
Although I think that a sense of humor and even a degree of snark can make their way into these sort of circumstances well (and I think many of the posts here have done that), I’m hesitant to throw any snark Heath’s way. As Erswi noted, I think that he likely committed suicide. Yes, I agree that a person has himself to blame for pissing his life and talent away through drugs and other self-destructive things, but I think that with both Brad Renfro and now Heath that they had the promise for working out of those things eventually. Plus, they did legitimately have talent and charm, far more than most current young actors. They seemed to have more integrity, too, beyond their mistakes and general stupidity. They also both had young children, families of their own. I know it’s strange to act as if I’m so personally attached to these guys, but I’ve grown up seeing them in films–and they’re not much older than I am. I just assumed they’d be around much longer, and both certainly had the potential to add a bit of artistic integrity into "Young Hollywood". It’s a tragedy, simply put. Hopefully there are some people in the entertainment industry who’ll wise up and quit fucking up–for the benefit of themselves, and also for the benefit of the films they can make, ones that deserve our admiration for the artform itself and our money.
well said butters
Darfur is a tragedy. This is a three second clip in the "Who died this year" montage at the Oscars.
brad renfro, heath ledger…maybe britney will be next…?
boner_pro
Brit is more than one person so…….
Maybe Mike will be next. FUCK MIKE.
right on, Al. fuck mike.
Not to dissuade you from your opinions butters but this does not qualify as a tragedy. As rotwang was kind enough to point out, Darfur is a tragedy.
Enough seriousness for 1 day. I’m outie 5000. See you dick-chokes on the down low. Erswi specials all around.
Peace.
Lance: That link for Update2 now say’s that police are sayingit’s not the Olsen Girls apartment. They changed it. I think this whole thing is probably a conspiracy by movie studios to make back some of their money. When I read that article, it was using words like "Immediately called the authorities". I think you should change this to "Warner Brothers Murdered Heath Ledger". Quote me as a source. It may not be true, but I’ll stand by my claim.
Man, this is going to make masturbating to Brokeback Mountain really awkward from now on.
Rotwangchung: "Darfur is a tragedy. This is a three second clip in the "Who died this year" montage at the Oscars."
Point accepted, Rotwangchung. I know it’s pretty silly to react so sadly to something like this when hundreds, if not thousands, die everyday in worn-ton regions, and our own young men and women in the armed forces. But, I guess for me, anyway, the passing of Heath and Brad sort of resonate with deaths of bright young people in general…as in, how it’s so unnecessary, disheartening, and represents a lot of wrongs that people face, rather privately, self-inflicted, or overseas in war. Yeah, he did a lot to bring himself to this point, but knowing friends that do drugs and who have lost friends of theirs to drugs/suicide, it still tugs at me. As I said before, I think it’s because I’ve grown up "knowing" these guys in some way that it, strange as it may be, hits me more personally. And, I suppose, that point in itself represents how we misplace our priorities at the media’s/entertainment’s behest, in how I struggle to tangibly feel sorrow for the deaths of people abroad, but can so easily come to tears over two actors dying.
I don’t know. It’s just sad on various, conflicting levels that way. It just makes you think.
(Thank you, Watanabex.)
I’m saying Bob Saget will be number 3. That guy just looks like he has it coming.
How about the Indian looking guy from Harold and Kumar or the fat guy from King of Queens? Is he still alive? He has "Toilet Heart Attack" written all over him.
To answer your question on the third celeb to die. It’s going to be Richard Masur, and I will make certain.
[pulls open roll of duct tape]
nom: wouldn’t be the first time. judy garland, marilyn monroe, britney spears…wait, those are all chicks.
The next to die a drug related death will be… Michael Caine. It would mean that Michael Caine is injecting heroin into his eyeballs (mental image, CHECKMARK) AND two actors down in the Batman movie. He’s a dark horse, but coming on strong. Like Obama (are we allowed to call Obama a dark horse?).
Where’s "serious cat" when you need him?
you might get in trouble with the ASPCA, lala…
Pay no attention to me Butters. I’m the kind of sad, isolated, bitter individual for whom the folks at DARPA invented internet comments software.
or is it PETA? i always get acronyms confused…
I guess I’ll admit here that Brad Renfro was my first celebrity crush. Then he stole a yacht and I took down my Apt Pupil poster and hahdened the fawk up.
yeah!, that’s it, wangchung, DARPA! they’ll get all pissed…
Or NAACP.
No sympathy for fuckhead actors who OD
None.
Rotwangchung: No, I think you brought up a great point, very worthy of saying. And, anyway, I can’t consider anyone with a moniker like "rotwangchung" too much of a "sad" or "bitter" person. Seriously, probably the best damn screenname I’ve seen.
i agree with butters its no tragedy his death, but the fact that year after year so many people die because of drug overdose or suicide, that is the troubling part, people need to realize that materialism will not bring you happiness and you must look for deeper things in life in order to have a goal to live for.
thats whats tragic, these people who have everything and how they fuck up their lives, and
they do it infront of a camera, so we all know about it.
Hey breasty – Aren’t you RavenUberAlles
Watanabex: Very well put. You’re like my spirit guide. Well, you and serious cat, of course.
Okay, I think I’m better now…I feel the Filmdrunkard in me returning…
GRRRR!!! POIGNANCY!!11!!1!
Hey Breasty – You’re not Raven and I just figured out what AGB stands for.
01/21/2008 09:42 agb saysShould I tell you gus that I had his poster on my wall from when I was 12 until I was 16? Yeah. Then he stole a yacht. Good times.
ok guys theres a conspiracy afoot, Fek we need you to go to Mary-Kate Olsens appartment and make some phone calls from your cell, if you can reach us
then we will know who did this.
I’ve missed loads tonight. Ah well. So it goes.
Dor sho gha! No matter how hard He tries, Mary Kate won’t let Him in. She screams at Him, "I am not Mary Kate, assfuck! I am Ashley!!!"
Then she says some weird shit about her sister Jessica going out with a football player. Oh, well…Mary Kate can’t hold out forever, The Mighty Fek’lhr is drunk!
I like Heath Ledger’s acting and I’m sorry to hear that he’s dead… with that out of the way…
Does anyone else think this could be a JJ Abrams stunt to promote his next movie?
Thankfully we still have Josh Hartnett.
How the hell does Heath Ledger manage to accidentally overdose on drugs and yt Britany Spears manages to snort mounds of crack while downing of meth laced with vodka and somehow only just picks up a bad british accent.
Does this mean the next Batman will be as big as The Crow?
Josh Hartnett should play heath ledger in his biopic, also why arent there any more good tv movies of current events, like the amy fisher stories and oj trial, i miss those days
Marlene!!!! Er…Mary Kate!!!! Do you have any dead actors in there?
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Geroge Burns? Dor sho gha!
If the next Batman is as big as the Crow execs at WB will kill themselves.
They should do a special about the tragic death of Tonya Harding.
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Guy’cha! That is, if she was "unfortunately found tied to a keg of Heineken and apparently tossed at the wall a few dozen times"? Wouldn’t that be a strange coincedence…He means…strange…FUCK!
Tonya Harding’s body is not at the abandoned silo south of Iowa City! Just in case anyone (law enforcement officials) were thinking of wasting their time looking there!
Durst Sho Gha!
I name the Dark Knight blockbuster of the year.
Molotov- I name The Way She Move as blockbuster of the year.
yabba dabba doooooooooooooooooo
im outta here i’ll check up on you later, fek, make that call mister!!!
Heath Ledger OD’ing in Mary Kate’s hotel room was one of the 10 Things I Hate About Him.
Molotov- I name The Way She Move as blockbuster of the year.
Yeah You’re probably right. Save the rec center. Or the whales or something.
THis shit stinks of conspiracy and it’s nonsensical. No matter, either way we will never really know what happened. Jesus when the Policeman has already made one claim then retracted it immediately. Wait. No I’m sure a policeman can’t be bought in a place like new york. Its too big of a police force to get inside of. Not like where I’m at, where it must be much easier to have corrupt police.
You put enough money in front of most any random person and you could get it done. And that person would have no connection with the victim or you. Thus, they wouldn’t get caught. It must be nice knowing with no movies coming out in the future cuz of the writers strike, which has already been costing them Millions if not billions of dollars, they will have a giant epic that everyone has to kiss the ass of. I bet they’ll even have Heath get a nomination for best supporting actor. They might even make him win too. DVD sales like a motherfucker. Blue Ray too. Cult Phenomenon.
If I’m never seen or heard from again, you all know what happened. ;)
where I’m at, where it must be much easier to have corrupt police.
And it is easy too.
The best part about this story is that if you say a bad joke about this, and someone tells you "Dude not cool", you can just say back to them "Why so serious?"
Haha, notice how in the comments on durden about this they are like so behind us. @ 19:00 they were just getting to the stuff we had said hours ago. Batman and the crow. No one mentioned that both have a painted face. You could use either as an avatar without it being much different. Batman Blockbuster. Etc.
It makes them look really retarded to me. Like "no shit, dipped in shit. Sherlock". Completely ‘pwned’ with a FISTDRUNK.
hey guys…i’m back from working (pshhhh, whatever the FUCK that means).
*chodin skims through comments*
ah-ha (great norwegian band), i see that the turdenites are still imbreds…so what’s new?
after 1000 posts- “imbred” is the new “inbred”.
@17:16
chodin saysdamn, "dark knight" is just going to be creepy now, huh?
@19:09
Peter Dragon saysDefinitely a shame. Now ‘The Dark Knight’ is just gonna be spooky to watch.
Chodin, you should kick that guys ass. He’s imbred and slow.
I’m with Nom – $10 says he gets the posthumous (did I spell that right? Fuck it, I’m too lazy to look it up and you know what I mean) Oscar for his Joker next year.
On the A-Ha note: shout-out to all my fellow Vikings out there. I claim ownership of Abba too because Sweden is close enough.
i’m already on it captain!!!!
I care not for abba, but I want swedens money. Split it?
Only turdenites can be imbred! Should I update my blog to reflect these?
Now they are saying he also had pneumonia, or as you tards would call it "new moanya". At least he was wealthy. The rest of us have to settle for crappy second hand "old moanya".
I see no other way to make your blog complete, Fek. And I don’t want to spend any more sleepless nights knowing that you only did a half-assed job at it. So get on it.
dammit!!! alas, peter dragon has escaped my bayonet fucking…for one day more at least.
I guess he succumbed to new moanya because of his terribly stressful life of having his bills paid for him, hot women throwing themselves at him, and just generally walking around and looking good for a living. That, and all the drugs he took.
Ha-Al said "succumb".
21:05 – Frankly Scarlett from ‘what would a retard do”
“And the new Batman will now have a uncomfortable Brandon Lee quality to it. “
Nom – I’ll split Sweden’s treasury with you 70/30. I get more because the women of Abba were WAY hotter than the guys.
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You guys will like my update! I call dipshit that runs WL a "hunchback tranny". I guess if that is all you are going for, then you don’t need to because you just read it.
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You guys will like my update! I call dipshit that runs WL a "hunchback tranny". I guess if that is all you are going for, then you don’t need to because you just read it.
Shit! How did that double post by accident?
Oh man i wish i od’d on pills rather then this guy.
BONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Mighty Fek’lhr knows who is going to win the Superbowl, and it doesn’t rhyme with "Giants".
Actually, Jeremy Schockey is the only bitch that is more of a wuss than LaQuisha Tomlinshun.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is going to put His Schockey rookie card in the toilet and forshak on it. Just because.
Oh cmon Mr. Alien, no one’s gonna take football advice from a klingon! they don’t have that sport on your country.
Indeed, instead we have, "Stab The Human YIntagh Through The Skull With Your Dick". The Mighty Fek’lhr is champion 4 centuries and running!
I don’t speak retard. I’ll refresh and hope you said something worth while fucking homo terrorist
Nope. nothing. Wheres chodin and his angry tequilla oogie boogie!
I don’t speak retard.
From here it looks like you are doing a wonderful job, kotal!
No. Thats American. Cuz we’re in America. Now get a haircut you silly lil alien.
"On" my country, there are no bad-ass scary tough guys in celebrity blog chat rooms. Just other goofy kooks passing the time till they’re ready to jerk off to internet porn again.
Hero, please thank your mom for the complimentray blow job with a side of fries she gave Him when He went through the Wendy’s drive-thru! QAPLAH!
p.s. nice double post. KING HOMO!
chodin burnnnnnnn
you rang, sweetheart??? only now there’s no tequila, so this is all straight from my cock *cough* heart.
The Mighty Fek’lhr would remind you that "America" (known as the United States of America to all literate, educated people) has no official language, so His language is just as official as yours, forshak lapping tahQeq.
Hee Haw Hat is back fellars <3 (thanks for the cute nickname DeVo)
Well I’m shootin back cough medicine Choad, but it’s not angry for you. It yearns for you hot stuff. Anyways, i hate this God damn Klingon.. Is he like the one you guys look up to? Cuz of like the gay blog and all?
hero, i’m a little turned on that you noted my “king homo” burn, and even remembered my ruling on double-posts…
…who’s a big boy??? huh? who’s a big boy!????
*chodin spreads his arms wide, and hero waddles into them*
It’s not gay if you are both really drunk, one of you is dressed like a girl, and/or th eone dressed like a girl is killed afterwards.
The Mighty Fek’lhr presumes no one has ever bothered killing you afterwards, HaDiBah.
Don’t mention it Shockey jock sniffer. No really, I mean it. Don’t mention it.
hero, that klingon could teach you a few things…if not about life on earth, than maybe about yourself. you should have him tell you the one about his friend who works at subway…
then you’ll understand.
s’up nukkas? like the new look?
Maybe Hero would like a song about Donald Duck?
Did dooter and Maleboy suddenly morph into Hero? I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’m jealous that he was called "sweetheart" by you, Chodin. Jealous and perplexed.
holy shit…erswi, please keep my seat warm in hell?
MORE CLOWNS????????
you can’t make me do things in your post, thats unfair. Well id hug you anyways, considering you gotta put up with Klingons like this faggot moaning for the CotW every Monday. Jesus Christ, try to have a kid and stop acting like a God damned alien and bothering this nice man with his blog. He’s got enough work covering the Entourage douches committing douchebaggery! BAD ALIEN!
"Acting" like an alien? Surely you jest.
already on it chode? you want the spot next to Dahmer right?
Erswi – is it too soon? I think not. He’s been dead at least 4 hours now.
God damnit, this is a dude only room, Not because Im gay but because girls are unfunny and kind of because i’m gay…
*Hero wipes off his chin after blowing Lance mangina*
BONG!!!!!!!!!!
alright dick-shifters (and footbal avatars), homeboy is off work and you know what that means, right??? a long car ride home with boys2men blaring from the boom box in my backseat.
take it easy, and if it’s easy take it twice. and if you take that shit twice: call me!
*chodin stands up from the toilet seat, smiles at his turd, and then waves goodbye before he flushes*
*Hero uses baby wipes on his sore ass after fucking the football team*
BONG!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, i gotta go fill up Joker’s mother’s water dish. I hope all your mothers suck cock in hell. My cock. good night <3
later chode. try not to cry when End of the Road comes on. it’ll be ok.
Hey fucker, this time try not to accidentally dip your cock in it. She said it tastes like Heath Ledger’s shit.
Anyways, i gotta go jack off to Lance Bass pics i downloaded at school
fill up Joker’s mother’s water dish. I hope I get my cock sucked by a guy one day.all your mothers suck cock in hell.My cock. good night <3FIXED!
erswi-SCOUR!!!!!!!!!
Manwich and fifi for all, except you Hero. you gotta settle for deviled ham and a used Heath Ledger condom full of sand. enjoy.
Well, he did have a good point about COTW, er, I mean GO CRUISE A SPORTS BAR FOR MAN ASS, SHIT LIPS.
Hero - perhaps you’re not-so-secretly threatened by "girls". Our vaginas don’t REALLY have teeth, you know.
Fine, fine, I will give Lance a fucking break next week. I can’t make any promises for erswi, though.
DEATH TO HE THAT POSTETH NOT THE COTW!
Al = nominated
erswi-along a long enough timeline, everyone’s rate for survival drops to zero.
True Story: I won Comments of the Week one time, and no one fucking cared. Sort of soured me on the whole experience.
Maybe if we were nicer to Lance, he would be happier posting CotW. I heard he has a gigantic penis.
Lance is the real Tyler Durden of the blogosphere, which makes him pretty fucking manly.
Lance’s anoos is tight like 7 year old boy.
Hero’s anoos is loose like bryce’s grandmother’s.
BK, now that I know, I care in hindsight. And applaud you.
Fek, you just warmed the cockles of my heart. That’s right fuckers, I said "cockles".
I say tomorrow we all have "Lance Appreciation Day!" I will write a tasteful limerick about his manhood!
DOR SHO GHA!
Did Al just say "cockles"????????
BK, now that I know, I care in hindsight. And applaud you.
That’s all well and good, but when I put "COMMENT OF THE WEEK WINNER" on my resume, I did not get the lavish praise I expected. This was severely disheartening. No one in real life cares that I waste my time here. WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN?
Lance fights two demons!
BK-The Mighty Fek’lhr has always had a secret Trekkie crush on you for your Spock avatar.
Lance likes to make werewolf porno movies!
Right B.K. Any award that I can win isn’t really worth winning, except for my first prize trophy I won in the Deney Terrio dance-alike contest. I really earned that one.
Fact: Lance didn’t get the praise and respect he deserved for his Alan Weisbecker interviews and stuff from us. Instead we got all pissy with Alan. The Mighty Fek’lhr spologizes, you really did do a good job there, Lance my boy!
Duke, even though He had to look that up, it was still kinda funny almost.
Filmdrunk > WWTDD > With Leather > AICN > TMZ > Perez Hilton
Everything > Perez Hilton.
Dooter > Perez Hilton.
Blind, Drunk Hobos > Perez Hilton.
No one kissed my ass when I became the State yelling champion either. At least I still have my dream of one day finding a big box full of money. Then they will be impressed.
All in all its been a terrible, horrible, no good very bad day :(
Thank god a life isn’t more important than the bottom line. But who really knows what went on in this mans mind or his habits. All we know is what websites like this report, which in reality, is what the celebrities stage for these type of sites and magazines. We don’t know shit about this guy, other than the movies he’s starred in. Who knows, maybe he turned batshit crazy, or was a huge addict.
Anyways. I’m sure The Dark Knight is going to get a HUGE box office opening.
All we know is what websites like this report, which in reality, is what the celebrities stage for these type of sites and magazines.
Good to know that Heath Ledger made sure to arrange his death to best benefit Perez Hilton’s ad revenue. Because of his well-documented love of the Paparazzi, and everything.
What did I miss? Is this guy still dead?
Whoever called me breasty. No mystery… I’m agb and me and lalala (or was until I forgot my password). You asked who I was 2 pages ago. I was out.
He will always be here Sone. We will remember him as the guy in A Knight’s Tale who wasn’t the funny guy.
And I Quote: "The Mighty Fek’ lhr says oogie boogie I’ma big scary aliem pwease come give me a gweat big
hugphallic like antenna to stick in jag-on so we can get totally phlarzoinked!"Heres some Klingon for you faggot Gro Sum Bawls Rtard Ur Tu Phah King Stoo Pid.
Here’s the t I forgot
Hey Hero. How are things? Recession going well? Chalk drawing classes going superbly? How about the necrophilia, as rampant as the plague? That’s a shame.
Thanks, Nom.
Who’s this hero character?
No, he’s not a hero, he’s a villian. Well, his character is. What, did you really think that "The Joker" was a good guy? That’s Robin dude. God you’re clueless. Although Ledger would have made a good Robin.
Things are well you sassy little cunt. Hows being a virgin? Painful? Only friend still your plunger?
Hero? Are you doing chest stretches for your dusty-vagina, pay-ed lov-ah?
Dusty vagina. Wow. You got my sex right. That’s D- for effort there you cock tease.
Cmon i slay more bitches then i’ve slayed dragons. And I’ve slayed a truck load of dragons.
Yeah i figured because you got a pussy as your avatar. Anyways, sit on a baseball bat you bore me.
Cmon i slay more bitches then i’ve slayed dragons.
And I’ve slayed a truck load of dragons.There. I fixed it to make it funny for you. Kind of. Just advice.
I’ve slayed a truck load of dragons.
Just so you know, video game victories don’t count towards real world accomplishments. This might be helpful advice when you graduate middle school, so write it down.
You and St. George. Are you the patron saint of post natal abortions? because your mother thinks so. Yes, I brought dear old Mom in. If she’s dead, then she died to get away from you, hoser.
Go make sweet lovin’ to a chesterfield. The cushions are your gods. It can be a leather chesterfield, since you like the feel of the pigskin so much. Squeal fucktard, squeeee!
BK forgot to lube her vibrator again. Or still PMSs’ing
(pastrami meat sandwhich syndrome) See Below BK…
He can’t afford real leather on his allowance. Pleather would work. They might have one at a thrift shop!
Lemme guess really quick. Your about 5’6” 180lbs pasty white skin with pink highlights in your hair? Freckles everywhere lazy eye and a hook nose.. Figures what kind of woman would spend her time here.. Normal girls who talk about being able to get laid actually you know.. get laid.
(pastrami meat sandwhich syndrome) See Below BK…
Are manatees writing your insults for you? Cyborg Tailer Park Sundae, Hero! Look Sideways Pancake! Dirka Dirka!
That means look at your fucking snatch. Its disgusting. I bet the men got it. This is why girls are unfunny. No good vagina jokes.
Normal girls. Have fun with a mall rat. Herpes-king! I’ll fuck some scholars and translate a poem while you fondle some shrinking friend.
Hero- You are not good at the shot in the dark thing are you? Either saying something douches have been saying for years, or going all specific so much that there is no way you hit a nerve.
Here, I’ll try again:
You seem like the type who would rewind a movie scene that has nudity over and over to jerk off to. But then, you probably just ended up pushing the pause button.
yawn. type quicker.
I’m just amazed at the vibrator/lube comment. Either he’s not old enough to know that women generally don’t need vaginal lubrication because – through the wonder of science!! - that happens on its own, or: he’s never been able to get a girl wet.
A little from column A, a little from column B?
Good vagina joke:
Why do women have legs?
So they don’t leave a trail like a snail.
Yes, but why do women have legs?
Walking away from ‘tards who’s names are not purposely ironic.
Hero, ^^^ that one’s subtle.
If that had been a proper sentence. Good times, batman*
*too soon for batman?
Jacktion!: A few hours late, I know, but Abe Vigoda is alive, my FireFox plug-in will alert me the moment he starts his dirtnap.
Anyways.
How bout them leafs? Goodness. In Canada I heard about Ledger’s death on CityTV when the news guy said "Fergusson fired; Heath Ledger dies" which doesn’t sound right.
Oh i know girls dont need lube, u can always use blood.. But i was, i guess in a complex way, saying how i think your a post-op tranny who would need to use the lube.
Hero. In your case castration is the sincerest form of flattery. That, and all your friends imitating you, making imitation of your castration the sincerest form of flattery. I mean if they like you, they deserve to be cliched.
And. Goodnight. Sweet n Sour prince. Just feel the love.
Nom, sorry i made fun of your girlfriend but she was being a bit unlady-like.. Anyways… You’re terrible at that game too. But it is always fun to guess.
Your such a flirt. You’ll never get me like this you feisty little sugar dumpling.
You lie hero. I’d say 80% of men had done that in their youth, and if you were cool and comfortable with themselves they would have admitted it. Plus, you were lying about what you meant with the vibro/lube comment. You’ve never got to see a woman use a vibrator in person, have you? Because the lube isn’t for her in that case.
Oh i know girls dont need lube, u can always use blood.
Behold: Someone who actually flunked sex ed. I never thought it was possible. I bet instead of a failing grade, they just sterlized you.
Nah i’ve never seen it in person because women don’t need a vibrator when i’m around. i just point at their sliz and say BOOYA. instant orgasm.
And for the record God sterilized me after my little incident at the homeless kitty shelter.
How long had he been living in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment? It’s entirely possible he starved to death.
But you’ve never done things over than "do it"? Or you’ve only been with chicks in your own grade? Gee, haven’t you gotten tired of all the Vaginal intercourse that you imply you’ve had? Not old enough to have gotten bored with the same all pie? Tell me, what usually is the lead up like when you’ve gotten your dick sucked? How did that unfold?
In response to whatever your response is: Yeah right.
I guess that should have been PREsponse. That is all.
Bring back the Klingon, he spoke better English then you.
BK: Quite frankly, I share your horror. The state of the educational system in this country is deplorable. And by that I mean, forced sterilization is obviously the answer. No, I mean seriously, now…
Wait, are we speaking in Drunkese or Klingon now? I can’t speak Klingon, but Drunkese…now THAT’S something I can understand! Am I right? Huh?
GRRRR….BLOOD?!!
Now theres someone i can understand. ROAR!
Whoops, meds kickin in. Good night.
Stinky Peet – fuck that was funny shit, dude.
WOO! SPRING BREAK!
Jack! Good to see you man.
I’m trying to follow the saga of The Hero You Ate.
I’m fine with him not being able to spell, but just once, it would be nice if he could use the proper form of "your" and "you’re". You have to be a complete retard or an eormaous asshole to always get it wrong.
Stinky, thanks for the Vagoda update!
I appreciate it, even if it was late.
So what did I miss? I finally saw Old Country For No Men tonight.
Fine, Al.
Be that fucking way!
Jacktion: I use abevigoda.com for all my Abe Vigoda needs. The webmaster is an old friend of mine, he used to run the Dysfunctional Family Circus. Judging by the general tone (and age) of the posters here, there’s got to be some Drunkard who remembers that site.
Jack! – shut up – what was No Country like? I mean… DON’T shut up. Talk to me.
Al – chatzy!
…he spoke better English then you.
And I speak better Croatian THAN you, asshat. Muthafucka. Get the basics down before attempting huked-on-fonix. You DEFINATELY have your shit together.
This non-sensical diatribe brought to you by Drunken Al. Fuck you all.
Going to bed. Can’t wait to wake up and see who else died.
Bring back the Klingon, he spoke better English then you.
If you’re going to criticize someone’s use of English, perhaps you should use the correct word. It should be "better English than you."
Learn English before you try to criticize it.
Aaaaaaaah! I’m at fucking mikes house and I have no clue what the addy for our CKT chatroom is. Probably no one in there but, can one of you sexy sexy fat fucks in your Dad and Step-Mommas attic send me the link in a pm?
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Playing catch up on here fucking sucks following a Hero squabble. That’s retarded to all involved.
This is so sad. why couldn’t it have been Britney instead?