EVERY FANTASY MOVIE EVER MADE
01.10.08"Annie Mayhem" has created this nifty little mashup of all the fantasy epics that Hollywood seems to have such a hard on for lately.
Personally, I think she could have focused just on stuff that came out this year, but I like that "Aslan is on the move!" features so prominently. That’s a euphemism for having to take a dump, LOL!
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they need to be more true-to-form when they call them ‘fantasy movies’. for example: film me, jessica biel, jessica alba, and jessica rabbit on a coke-filled, nitrous-induced, fucking orgy-o-rama and put that shit on screen…now THAT’S a ‘fantasy movie’.
BONG!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding!
I just took a dump!
I just left a dump. Did you take that one?
It was brownish and looked like a caramel parrot with corn for eyes.
love the actual movie title…too funny.
haha, that beaver said, "Aslan is on the move". Stupid talking beaver. Hope he dies.
i can’t watch the “fantasy orgy” video because i’m filmdrunking through a proxy server.
this either makes me:
1) gayer
or
2) straighter
Charlie-The Mighty Fek’lhr hopes you take it easy on the ol’ beaver…you were pretty hard on it last night! GET IT???
chod-def. 1
damn fek…maybe one of you drunks could “describe” the video to me?
*chodin unzips his pants and pulls out his brontosaurus neck*
It’ll be a cold day in hell before i apologize to any beaver. Otters, on the other hand, have my utmost respect.
Chod-think 2girls1cup…but without the girls. But put in a talking beaver!
I call shenanigans on this so called movie. Where the fuck are the armored polar bears? No movie can be called a fantasy genre without fucking polar bears!
*chodin begins to read fek’s comment, but climaxes after “…but without the girls” *
thanks fek…i was feeling pretty stressed today. i needed that.
Basically it’s clips from every damn fantasy movie to ever come out cleverly spliced together to seem like one gigantical epic fantasy movie all rolled into one.
"Harry Potter and the Chronicles of the Lord of the Golden Compass of the Jedi"
Fucking polar bears? You humans have such interesting movie concepts.
ROFLKOTAL! The more He thins about it, picturing two polar bears fucking is pretty funny!
BUTTER FARTS!
Don’t feel bad chod, fucking work blocks so much shit for me now. Youtube, most streaming video, they just started blocking tinyurl, even Google Images as of today. I have to make shit up and try to be funny on that. If it soulds real good I might chewck it out when I get home. The new MIS nazi is powerful, and wise…
Empty Astroglide bottle :(
The best fantasy polar bear is the one on the Rumpleminze 100 proof schnaaps label. I got to ride that bear one time. Then I kicked out the window of the bar and vomited on my parents front lawn.
I’m waiting for the day that I come here and get a "Access Blocked." There will be blood.
Christ, Cb, where do you work? 1970s East Germany? Wish i could take a time portal to work everyday. Sometimes i don’t even take a packed lunch.
We’re all waiting for that day Cbasket
new post yo.
Hey what’s worse, and empty, or full, Astroglide bottle?
Discuss.
I missed talking beavers talking about bowel movements. Darn you poetry reading and English Romantics class!!!!! Also, thanks Charlie Bronze, unless you were actually commenting otters, in that case, I accept the thanks in their absence.