DOGS CAN’T PLAY FOOTBALL LOL!
01.31.08
Just in time for Super Bowl weekend, George Clooney’s Leatherheads has a poster. It’s Clooney’s third film as a director, after Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (a solid movie written by the genius Charlie Kaufman) and Good Night and Good Luck (a snooze fest the critics had a big circle jerk over). It opens April 4th (trailer here).
The movie looks like it has potential, but I’m pretty sure their football team is screwed. One black dude? And he’s nowhere near the ball? Back to the drawing board, fellas.
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Can you smell what George is cooking?
Apparently, old-time football players only got hit in the right eye.
I feel sorry for that fat guy. So much, it almost brings a tear to my eye.
And black guys were always retarded.
And what is John Kerry doing on the left?
The guy all the way to the right looks like the guy who’d be staring at my cock in the locker room.
but I’m pretty sure their football team is screwed. One black dude?
Yeah, but at that time they only allowed one on every team, so it’s even.
Hey! Did you all hear about Britney!?
::pops in ‘operation stackola’::
They label her ass Fifty-one Fifty.
I think that’s Radio’s dad.
Clooney at age 50 something playing football? This guy is in more denial than Joan Rivers.
Her name is Britney
Shes 51/50
She’s more fucked up than Bobby and Whitney
Yea, DJ TANNER in tha HIZZZZZZ…….
The poster could easily be for a Monty Python skit…
Here’s the trailer if anyone’s interested
http://imdb.com/title/tt0379865/trailers-me60563368
Can we please arrange to have Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy from ‘Lipstick Jungle’ kidnapped and taken to the actual jungle? Thanks in advance.
Nile Kinnick! Duke Slater! DOR SHO GHA! The Mighty Fek’lhr remembers when the Iowa Hawkeye were good. In the early 20′s we beat Yale 10-6!!! ROFLKOTAL! They also ended Notre Dame’s 24 game winning streak 7-6!
THAT’S RIGHT! HAWKEYE FOOTBALL ALL UP IN THIS BITCH!
How come they’re looking at me like I’m the one who farted?
Hey, I wasn’t me George and the guy from "The Office".
[points at Nom covertly]
OH shit!. Pauly, they’re gonna kill me! Help!
Nom, just say "Hey, who’s the jigga-boo?".
All attention re-routed.
I’m just saying, they probably think he’s just real muddy.
Photophrapher to John Krasinski: "Ok, just do that thing you do for The Office where you look at the camera and make a funny face, but this time without the funny face."
They filmed parts of it in my town!!!