Someone down at the AFI Film Festival in Dallas decided it’d be a good idea to ask David Lynch his thoughts on product placement. I won’t ruin it for you, but let’s just say he doesn’t mince words.
See also his thoughts on iPhones, after the jump. God I love this man. I’d like to think that if the guy asked him about Brett Ratner movies, he’d stab him in the neck with a homemade shiv, and as the guy lay gurgling, he’d calmly wipe the blood off the shiv with a hankerchief and say, "You had to push me, didn’t you motherf*cker."
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Lynch, too crazy to live; too weird to die…
I bet if you asked Brett Ratner the same questions you’d have got a different answer. Pigwhore!
I respect this guy more than life support
I like cut and dry mutherfuckers like this.
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pure class
He reminds me of my Grandfather, who a week before he died, told me a story where he almost had to stab someone at the dog track because he owed him money. Yep, he was that kinda guy.
Maybe next time they can throw Lynch and a Nascar suit-wearing Paris Hilton into a medieval dungeon.
"You are a former sharecropper and a World War II veteran who hails from Adler, Mississippi. So, what are you up to these days, David?"
"I mostly been huntin’ and whittlin."
Maybe next time they can
throwLynchand a Nascar suit-wearingParis Hiltoninto a medieval dungeon.Fixed enough for me.
i’m a fraud the only david lynch film i’ve seen is mullholand drive and i didnt know what the fuck was going on, i’m a simple man and i like simple movies
01/31/2008 11:45
Nominus says
Maybe next time they can
throwLynchand a Nascar suit-wearingParis Hiltoninto a medieval dungeon.Fixed enough for me.
I’d experience that just the same.
I have the Lost Highway soundtrack. Does that count as not being a fraud?
Nicholson, truthfully, I liked yours better. But it’s not often I get to do a FIXED!
i’m a fraud the only david lynch film i’ve seen is mullholand drive and i didnt know what the fuck was going on, i’m a simple man and i like simple movies
I’m not a huge fan of his movies, but I’m a fan of him, because I’m 85% sure he only makes them to fuck with people. Also:
HEINEKEN? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON.
"HEINEKEN? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON."
"Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!"
After seeing these vids, I would like to marry David Lynch and have millions of horse fetus looking babies.
I love him so much. I kind of feel like that was Alec Baldwin doing David Lynch though.
It would have been much more powerful if there was a cow standing behind him. Nothing drives home a point like a cow.
I think we should add "Show your 6 year old Blue Velvet" to the list of how not to raise a teatotling pansy.
I dont say this very often…
I would totally go ass to mouth for David Lynch…
Wait! I mean Grrrr! Con-Air ruled!
Jesus Christ, the real Glen just does not have a fucking off switch…
David Lynch BTK’s like he made it up.
Daddy?
I love Lynch and his films. The great thing about him too is that I doubt he exclusively dislikes product placement due to the "selling out" principle; rather, he hates it first and foremost because it lacks creativity. I mean, if you’re going to do product placement, "Heineken?!! Fuck that shit!! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!" is a far more admirable choice. That’s probably not quite what those companies espected. Anyway, look up some of Lynch’s commercials for Italian cigarettes and Playstation 2 on youtube; they’re like tiny fucked-up microcosms of his feature films.
Stone Soup: Your comment about Lynch being an unhinged Glen is so fucking spot on.
David Lynch is awesome. That was fucking great.
What about his placement of that shitty band Powermad in "Wild at Heart"? i was pissed when i bought that cassette after seeing that movie and finding out that the only part that rocked was the part Lynch played repeatedly in the movie.
David Lynch’s hair v. Christopher Walken’s hair. That’s one fight i’d love to see.
Lynch might be the coolest person alive.
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But seriously, this was fun to watch again. Lynch is the balls.