"Comedian" Bill Engvall (he is to Blue Collar Comedy as Heart is to Captain Planet) is set to star alongside Billy Ray Cyrus in… Bait Shop (not to be confused with countless pornos).
The story centers around a small town bait shop owner (Engvall) who finds his beloved tackle shop at risk of foreclosure. In an attempt to raise money to save his business, he enters a high-profile fishing tournament [Editor's Note: I don't believe those exist], which finds him competing against his nemesis, the self-promoting fishing pro Hot Rod Johnson (Cyrus). C.B. Harding "Delta Farce" is directing the film.
Rejected names for Cyrus’ character include: Dick Peters, Schlong Rogers, and Penis Cockerson. Tragically, this is going straight to DVD, which means we won’t have the pleasure of seeing the bumpkin version of How She Move in theaters. I imagine that instead of breakdance fighting, the showdowns will feature corny joke contests and settle who can hate the most Mexicans.
The best part? The source article for this was written by none other than Carly Mayberry.
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Wasn’t the result of the Civil War supposed to prevent this from happening?
Maybe they will all be killed in a freak boating accident?
*crosses fingers, please God*
So a bunch of rednecks watched Barbershop and thought, "them darkies can’t have our women or our stupid ideas!" I think Nostrodomus mentioned this script in one of his later quatrains.
Do white trash even own DVD players?
Does Carly Mayberry hold some sort of signifigance? She’s that one chick who sucks, right? Right-O.
::gives thumbs up:
GUY’CHA!!!!!!!!!!
They stoles it, preciousssss! They stoles Our Rod Johnson!
True story: About 15 years ago on Halloween His Brother and He made a ghoulish Halloween monster/prop/dummy. (The Patron Figure of His Family still uses it to this day!). The best part is that it was wearing a ski mask, and we had used pumpkin guts to make it look like his eyes and mouth were oozing. It absolutely terrified His baby sister (about 2 1/2 at the time), and for the next two years, we were able to horrify her just by uttering his name:
Rod Johnson.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is fucking suing!
Why is there an ad for Bill Engvall ringtones on the right side of this page? Is my phone going to ring and say "YEEEEEE HAW!"? Because if it does, I’ll throw it out of a moving car.
The Mighty Fek’lhr is sure that this is the excuse He has been looking for to kill
MileyBilly Ray Cyrus.You needed an excuse Fek?
But goddamn Billy Ray Cypress Hill is damned good looking, isn’t he? Yep, you’re right. He is. Kinda looks like gavin rossdale
*swoon*
Isn’t that guy in the pic married to Nicole Kidman? The Mighty Fek’lhr calls bullshit! Billy Ray has a mullet!
Bill Engvall is to comdey as James Earl Ray was to the African-American civil rights movement.
Pauly is now my hero. Despite misspelling comedy.
I’m sick and pilled up so expect that ALL DAY baby!
Wow a James Earl Ray reference and it’s not even 10 yet. Where’s Lala, she’d love all this intellectual philosophizing.
ROD JOHNSON will have his revenge…
WITH BLOOD!
Which one of you is responsible for the durstification of this thread? Step Up and take your scorn.
Step Up and take your scorn.
I’d much rather Step Up To The Streets. B-BOY STANCE!
I’m thinking it’s gotta be Pauly w/his JER reference. I personally approved of it, but others may feel it was inappropriate (not funny enough).
Man, i miss the mullett. i miss the braided rat tail i had back in high school too.
I think it was the mention of Mylie Cyrus without the inclusion of her recently uncovered naughty pictures.
I’m gonna go with the Bill Engvall ringtone ad. He looks like a clown even when he doesn’t wear make-up.
For the record, nothing says "take me seriously" like highlighted hair on a dude. Except for maybe frosted tips.
Hell yeah, mullets and frosted tips. Sounds like my kind of porno. YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!
HEY RICKY!!!! DO YOU LIKE TO GO FISHING?
You spelled "blumpkin" wrong.
wow this thread started with lots of pottential then died of quickly, kind of like ky erections
Yeah. I blame Luchador. He showed up then everything went to shit.
+f dagnabbtt!!
kyf erections?
oh, nevermind. wiff. got it.
new post up. this one is better.
Crash sucked. Crash was much better. Yes, there were two of them.
how in tarnations did my become ky?
empty jenkem balloon:(
dammit….i dont post for 2 weeks and not even a hello
Hey Luch! I thought you were dead……
Yeah. I blame Luchador. He showed up then everything went to shit.
Translated to non-jackass speak= Hello, Luch!
kyf erections?
translastion? Hey, Luch is back!
Skeeter – catch more fish, we gotta save us the
rec centerbait shop!