Today Apple has this trailer for Planet B-Boy. Which is apparently a break dancing documentary.
An American dancer in Vegas looks for his big break; a Korean son seeks his father’s approval; a twelve-year-old boy in France confronts his family’s racism – all the b-boys’ lives collide in Germany where their skills are put to the ultimate test: the “Battle of the Year” finals, with crews from 18 nations vying for the title of World Champion.
Uh dude? There’s a guy spinning around on another guy’s head – I’ll take less backstory and more which demon he sold his soul to in order to become a human dreidel. I remember when people used to breakdance at recess in junior high. I tried to do it once and all I did was break my ass. I got so mad that the next time they turned the music on, I just punched the guy next to me. And that’s how moshing got started.
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Planet T-Ghey.
that may never save the rec center but the girl stripping on the left is a good start
Are they having a documentary about break-dancing because it was more interesting than a break-dancing movie?
There’ll be lots of time to spin around on your belly on top of somebody else’s head to disco music when you’re living in a van down by the river, cockbags.
Ok, Break Dancing clearly has a good PR firm working for them. I was under the impression that it had died twenty or so years ago, but then I saw that Visa Check Card commercial. You know, the one that features scenes from inside the ‘Douchebags-R-Us’ store – Herbie Hancock’s ‘Rocket’ playing in the background, self-important idiots doing the robot while they shop. It doesn’t make me want to use a Visa Check Card – it makes me want to drive a fire truck through that fully-occupied store.
And, now this movie.
And that’s how moshing got started.
I didn’t see that one coming. It’s probably just me, but I think that was brilliant.
i agree with NOM. brilliance, lance.
I’ll third that, busta-laff y’all! Word!
Why the fuck are the Skin Heads not busting into this shit and throwing a boot party on these prancing nancies?
Dor Sho Gha! I think my last post was me channeling the spirit of Him!
this one time me and my friends tried to start a b-boy crew and stack our own human pyramid…but we only got as far as to take bong rips on the couch and talk about how funny it is that chicken goes with waffels.
this one time me and my friends decidedstart a heavy crime crew like from Heat. But then we saw those guys get gunned down in that North Hollywood bank robbery and we decided to drop acid and play Mike Tyson’s Punch Out instead.
Don Flamenco was a pederast.
Hey! Who the fuck stole my "to" huh, who? Step up motherfucker, who stole my GOD DAMN "to"?!?
…i’m lonely…
I think I’ll go watch the weather radar. There is a big storm set to wash Malibu into the ocean. The pretty colors dancing on my monitor make my happy place tingle.
So, real life You Got Served?
But, really, i’m going to see the shit out of that.
dude this looks awesome