The always classy Hollywood Reporter is running this banner ad below a story about a Benazir Bhutto biopic, and the always classy FilmDrunk is running the above video in response.
Karachi-based Skies Unlimited Films told Pakistani-English newspaper the Daily Times that the film on Bhutto, who was assassinated Thursday, will be made in collaboration with Indian filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt. Pakistani writer-poet Aqeel Ahmad Ruby is penning the script of the film, which is in preproduction.
Aneela Khan, a producer with Skies Unlimited, was quoted as saying that the film’s director "will soon be announced." As for who will play Bhutto, Khan said, "We have not decided yet. It could be someone famous or a completely new face. There are possibilities that some of the scenes would be shot in India, but we are not sure."
When reached for comment, an Arab who wished to remain anonymous said, "I may plan a suicide bomb attack on the premiere, but I am not sure. A decision on whether to march through the streets while hitting a giant picture of Bhutto with my shoe will soon be announced."
In related news, "Bhutto" is an anagram for "Butt Ho".
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A more sensitive blogger might say "Too soon?" with Bhutto jokes, but you rightly take the stand:
"That shit don’t count with Arabs."
In a related note, I’d like to start the rumor that Uwe Boll was responsible for Benazir’s security, since he f’s up everything else, this seemed to be right up his alley.
If you rip on her, It’ll piss off half of them. If you don’t rip on her, It’ll piss off half of them. Either way, she’s going to be tag teamed by 72 virgin boy’s in the afterlife.
sorry lance, “bhutto” is actually an anagram for “bot hut”. context?
farm boy: “awwwww, but uncle owen! i was going to head to the taschi power station to get some power converters!”
uncle owen: “shut the fuck up luke! you’re such a space-jew, jesus christ. here, take these space coins and fucking go to the ‘bot hut’ you little bitch.”
Butt Ho is an anagram for Sylvia Saint.
They need to wait until the country consumes itself in a great ball of fury and hate. Then the movie could be about Chuck Norris coming in and snatching (any excuse to use snatch as a verb: can you snatch a snatch?) their nuclear arsenal and rescuing blind kids. Then all the Muslims would just see Chuck notice the errors of their ways and convert, to, Chuck Norris.
Stay classy FilmDrunkards.
Butt Ho is also an anagrahm for Lily Allen apparently.
hey, wasn’t benazir bhutto that basketball dude who wouldn’t stand for the national anthem???
shit…i’m so glad that they killed that un-american asshole.
Classy? There is a banner ad for Bhutto ringtone at the top of the page. My favorite is the one that goes BOOM! Ahhhh Ahhhh! My leg where’s my leg? AAAAHHHHH!!
Space Jew is my favorite Steve Miller song.
The tragic story of the towelhead that wiped out Bhutto.ÂÂ
god, id butt-fuck lilly allen to no end
My looney bun is fine Benny Lava could be the new All your base are belong to us, which is nice. Cool moves.
that was me saying im back for a min. hombres
Bhutto didn’t like to wear wool because it made Bhutto itchy, and nothing is worse than an itchy Bhutto.
At the time of the blast, Bhutto was inflamed.
“wwbd” is an anagram for: “the dude who travels around eiffel-towering bitches with me”.
dub dub: one love hombre.
A man lost his life here. Show a little respect.
There was bloody Bhutto all over the street. Just like a gay pride parade.
duke: if i had a fucking excavator on duty, i’d dig up the “comments nomination” thread and drop “itchy Bhutto” into that volcano. well played sir.
Benny Lava is the name of the guy who brings me my
cokechicken saag. Wierd!And why is George Michael singing about him.
Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf or some shit. When I contract my disease, I want it to be tourette’s. I’m most of the way there normally. Hangover mornings, with the whiskey shakes, I’m full on.
I just now noticed the "Im going to hell" tag on this. Thanks for pointing it out before I commented on this. How was I to know that it isn’t morally fair game? Lance, you are supposed to show me the way and the light. But not to hell. Have you no sense of social responsibilty for souls? Bloggers leading us to the lake of fire. You sir, were fortold in stephen king’s The Stand.
Benazir Bhutto was a chick, well she was last time i looked, or are you referring to somebody else? As deaths by suicide bomber go, banging your head on the sunroof handle has to be one of the most indirect results of a bomb blast of all time.
suck me: i honeslty do respect your opinion, but i think we’re all poking fun at the absurdity of a film being made so soon after something like this has happened. it’s like “brokeback mountain”: i have nothing against gay people, or even cowboys…but once you put the two toget- wait what am i talking about?
And where is a nomination thread? If I’m going to hell, I’m taking a few of these people with me.
Lance Martini > Randall Flagg
"As for who will play Bhutto, Khan said, "We have not decided yet. It could be someone famous or a completely new face. There are possibilities that some of the scenes would be shot in India, but we are not sure" This guy spends half an hour each morning deciding which foot he should his slippers on first. Don’t even bother asking him what he wants for breakfast. Put a Kellogg’s Variety Pack in front of him and he’ll curl up into a foetal position and start sobbing. Best keep the CocoPops away from him. The sight of the milk going chocolately brown may just tip him over the edge.
chodin – I was just fucking with you man. All is fair game on this site. Well all except my cheating whore of a wife. If you so much as look in her direction i’ll…never mind.
I’m desperate for attention. :(
Tom Cullen > Lance Martini
Tom Collins > Tom Cullen
nerve, here I borned, feeding on his lung. Verve is his curse. Because he wanted to meet christ, alone.
Phil Collins < Booty Callin’ unless you get shot down on the booty call, then reverse the gator.
Bootsie Collins?
all is forgiven suck me. i was really struggling for a decent argument against you, when all i really wanted to say was, “fuck bhutto- i haven’t seen that slut since college”.
Nom, you make me proud!
Yeah, well you piss me off. I had backstage passes to your show at memorial hall, but all I got to do was stand in a side room while your manager would walk in and choose 3 chicks at a time until all the girls were gone, then came back and said "They won’t be seeing anyone else tonight." Fuck you. And play the songs like they sound on the album. Bitch.
So who thinks the Bhutto movie will BOMB? Hahahahaha see what I did there?
Fuck I’m going to hell. Thanks Lance.
Sorry about that. Liberty Hall. It was the Liberty Hall show, not Memorial Hall. Refuck you.
Chodin- You can tell my passion for the topic ran deep when i mistakenly described her as a man. GRRRR Politics!
Nom next time you should get back stage at a George Michael concert, you get to "participate" alot more. Ass to mouth, wait, what?!
I have a feeling that being back stage at a george michael concert would allow me to sell almost as much coke as I did when backstage with Korn at Family Values 99.
I knew it was Liberty Hall. Sorry about that but I am a rock star. I drink a lot and bang tons of hot chicks. Don’t be a hater. Maybe you could get back stage at My Chemical Romance!
Fuck My Chemical Romance. I partied with Machine Head. Even though it was only cuz Adam Duce was wanting to fuck my wife. He didn’t get to, and Rob Flynn was still mixing me drinks til about 3 am.
Nice! Much respect. I’ll be nicer to you next time. Obviously, I didn’t know who I was
n’tdealing with.And quit wrapping the cord around your wrist when you walk onstage, when you do it, it looks faggy. And furthermore….wait, do you have to provide Valid ID when registering a name on here? No? Well, fuck, you aren’t Chino Moreno at all are you? Is this…Fred? Fred, quit hiding your identity and wishing you were Chino. Durst your own name.
Hahahahah you just Dursted Chino. That’ll learn ‘em.
You can’t Durst Chino. Why would you even want to?
It’s like a really smelly Verizon commercial.
I told a high school girl… I love you inside me…
Now poop on them Oliver!
Dammit, Lance, you’re killing me. Enuff already, I wet my pants. Uh, maybe that wasn’t your fault. Man, Lance, you’re dad must’ve been one funny old man.