Roger Avary, who won an oscar along with Quentin Tarantino for writing Pulp Fiction (he’s credited as “stories by Roger Avary”), was arrested on suspicion of manslaughter and DUI.
Avary, 42, was the driver in the single-car collision shortly after midnight Sunday in Ojai, said Capt. Ross Bonfiglio of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department.
Killed in the accident was Andreas Zini, 34, a resident of Italy who was apparently visiting the couple. Firefighters cut Zini from the car with Jaws of Life, and he died several hours later at Ventura County Medical Center.
Avary’s wife Gretchen, 40, was ejected from the car and found in the road by deputies, Bonfiglio said. She was hospitalized in stable condition.
Perhaps a joke here wouldn’t be in the best taste. I may make light of killing hookers, but that’s because killing hookers is funny. Manslaughter is no laughing matter.
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ROFLKOTAL! Nice post, Lance! WHERE’S COTW?
The Jews of Life once saved Fek’lhr!
Whenever it rained in a movie my Mum would say "Rain symbolizes death". When I was five I became very scared of thunder storms. Ka-ching, is what my future therapist hears when I tell that story.
If you call yourself a person of God and refuse to help arrest faggots, you belie yourself and prove you do not belong to the God who is committed to burning faggots.
If you refuse to help arrest faggots, you really should expect to be left behind when God comes to collect His people.
My ex-girlfriend recently did the same thing. I guess this is all the rage.
This is all erswi’s fault.
I think Fek may have been converted by the inane, sub-human writings on the last link I posted. Damn me.
Hey, a girl I was dating was once ejected from the car. Apparently put out or get out works better if you don’t try it in front of her house.
Homosexual relationships
Homosexual marriage
Pedophilia
Zoophilia
They are all lined up. The anti-family agenda of the Left is prepared, and each item will be pushed in turn until, bit by bit, enough people say, about each of the items: "Not that there’s anything wrong with it…"
I can’t remember why I posted that anecdote. There was a reason, I’m pretty sure. Hmm…
i wonder if there was any substance-abuse report that the press decided to leave out. you know, ’cause the jewish definitely don’t need any more reasons for people to hate them’ or something? pretty uncharacteristic of those bottom-feeding, back-stabbing, turn-coat, lobsterback, benedict arnold hollywood press types…
I hope one day, that you all scream out in pain from the Pits of hell at us in heaven, you jew Bastards!
I disagree. You can’t have manslaughter without laughter…that’s a fact.
wookieballs-that is so fucking awesome. The Mighty One will nom for next week. :D
Who cares? Didn’t you guys read this? He was a foreigner. It’s what he gets for being against us, and not with us.
Fek, that manslaughter thing is from a Tshirt.
I have cut people out of cars with the Jaws of Life. If they were dead, you didn’t have to make as big a hole – no need to be gentle anymore. What was the worst that would happen, they come back to life?
The Jews of Life wear t-shirts? He is so confused.
[www.tshirthell.com]
:D
Think the paramedics tried the old adrenaline shot to the heart to try to save that chick?
His wife was ejected from the car and found in the road.
What, like with an ejector seat? SWEET!
i think i’m going to buy that tee after work. it’s almost as friendly as my favorite old WWII poster: [www.fortliberty.org]
how-about-a-nice-cup-of-shut-the-fuck-up.jpg
(sorry about having to split the link)
Careful darling, never press that button.
bne, run it through http://www.tinyurl.com next time
If she was ejected from the car, where the hell else did they think they’d find her, in the laundry room?
Obviously, Lance’s hippocracy knows no bounds. A fuckin’ Cloverfield ad? Oh the shame…..
::doesn’t know which way is up anymore::
Lance is a doctor?
^what I was gonna say
Maybe Lance has no control over the ads and he’s just a pawn in the Fat Penguin machine. Maybe he’s secretly working against the Hollywood machine and by showing the ads on this site, hopes to dissuade haters from seeing this steamin pile o’ crap.
Or maybe he’s a douche. It could go either way.
Dr. Magina? Paging Dr. Mangina? We have a psychiatric patient holding the top floor of the hospital "brutally and somdomizingly hostage", by His own description, until the CotW are posted.
Keeping in mind that I’m from Nebraska and don’t have an education past a one-room school house, explain the doctor/hippocracy thing please. I get that doctors take the hippocratic oath, but does that mean I can’t be a hippocrit, or am I just spelling it wrong? Actually, I really don’t give a fuck. You guys are meanies!!!!!
Fek, as soon as possible, I’m nominating that Dr. Mangina thing.
JHC, I think you get it.
J, is that true about the 1 room schoolhouse? Because I was under the impression that everyone on this board was a well educated, handsome, wealthy productive member of society. That’s what our profiles read on wealthyfilmdrunk.com, isn’t it?
Speak for yourself, Joker. I’m a hobo taking shelter in a library.
I’m a reproductive member of society. Which, I get the feeling, is a bad thing in my case.
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I truly don’t Nom. It’s monday, and I’m always a little slow on the uptake too. Erswi, I would describe myself as terribly average in all aspects. Other than that I’m a sexual beast.
For 2-3 minutes spurts.
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